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PRESENTS:
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How 2B -N- Asshole
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Was up ho's?
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I'm just chillen..
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But I don't think you wann hear about my fukn life so lets get on with it.
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Fuk you's go out to:
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Anyone who had herpes at 4 years old. (NS)
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Bill V. (EAT A FAT AS DICK UP! BEE-AHTCH!)
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Jack Rizor (Don't Ever Fukn try to play US!)
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Carl C. (You shouldn't touch other peoples shit.)
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Jake something or other.. (Don't ever pull a Nick Again)
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James B. (Better watch out or I'll kick you in your Jimmy!)
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JUSTIN CASE of Columbia, MD (Phone number: 301-776-0304)
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And anyone who thinks our shit suks.
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I hope all the above stated people get what they deserve...
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A dick slammed up the ass..
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If your on this list you may SUK a dick you lamer ass bitch!
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NOW that thats outta the way, lets see. What topic should I discuss today.
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We've done lamers, Idiots, Assholes, hey.. We haven't really did one on how
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to be an asshole. for some reason people seem to look up to assholes. So
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That will be a good topic for todays class.
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How 2B -N- Asshole
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Way #1
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To be an asshole you can do many things, and since I have a fukn life I
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Don't have the time ot describe each and every one of em. So here is one way.
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Call up a member of the opposite sex, ask them on a date, tell them to dress
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REAL nice, and you have something Secret to tell them, then don't show up.
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Tell some guy (Lamer) that this girl likes him and that you've arranged a
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date for them, have him show up and have him deliver the message "Surprise"
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This makes both of them think that your a real asshole, unless they both
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are lame.. Then they might love each other and get married. HAAHAH
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(How Nick is gonna find people)
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Way #2
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Make a Fuck You list up. And tell who you really are. :)
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Way #3
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Call EVERYONE LAMERS! Call Board, Tell the sysop that he fukn sux. Do all
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that you can do to be an out right Dick! Then post on another board about
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how all those lamers react..
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Way #4
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Do what I do. write text files about how to hassle SysOps and People.
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Post peoples real names in shit. Its a fucking blast. Go for it.
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T-Files are the best way of being an asshole.
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These are just a few of the MANY ways to be a dick. Look for further ways.
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(BTW: If you do more then one of these you'll GREATLY increase your chances
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of being deemed an asshole!)
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(C)opright --==<3D> Phose Inc. <20>==-- 1994 All Rights reserved.
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PHOSE and PHREE are trademarks of PHOSE international and PHOSE incorperated.
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Blah blah blah and a bunch of other small print shit.
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