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<EFBFBD> ISSUE 42 - PHONE LOSERS OF AMERICA - ISSUE 42 <20>
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<EFBFBD> Introduction...........................................................p39 <20>
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<EFBFBD> Geraldo Show Transcript...............................................p102 <20>
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<EFBFBD> Where's Dino?.........................................................p168 <20>
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<EFBFBD> 7-Eleven Halloween Terrorism..........................................p196 <20>
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<EFBFBD> Bus Boredom...........................................................p394 <20>
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<EFBFBD> CuervoCon Announcement................................................p416 <20>
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<EFBFBD> "Is your life still based around being a pain in the ass?"-Chris Tomkinson <20>
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<EFBFBD> Released on December 10, 1996 <20>
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<EFBFBD>PLA is a publication of information, humor and satire. Nothing in any issue<75>
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<EFBFBD>is to ever be taken seriously. We are not responsible for your stupidity<74>
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<EFBFBD>042<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>http://www.peak.org/~bueno/pla.html<6D><6C><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>042<34>
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Wow, a whole six issues in one year. I'm really starting to slack off. That's
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pretty lousy compared to the previous year's thirty-six issues. Maybe I'll
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continue the trend and release about two issues in 1997.
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Nothing exciting is happening in PLA Land. El_jefe, apok0lyps and z3nsless
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loaded up their gear and moved to Corpus Christi, Texas to mingle with the
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dead jelly fish and drunken mexicans at 7-Eleven. Me & Colleen & Emily have
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relocated to Celina, Ohio just in time for the -172 degree winter. The police
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seem to have given up finding those kids in the boatyard.
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The time is almost here for the newest edition of the Phone Loser's quarterly
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phone directory so submit your new phone numbers today. Since people only like
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to submit numbers for the loser list, I've thought up a nifty new requirement-
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if you want to submit a loser, you also gotta submit two pay phone numbers for
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each loser. There, that'll teach you people. All numbers are verified so just
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try to pull a fast one on me. I hope you all hate this issue and quit reading
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PLA forever. -RedBoxChiliPepper
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What follows is a transcript from the June 14, 1996 Geraldo show on computer
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hackers that I taped and typed out a transcript of it. Since nobody would buy
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the transcripts for $19.95 plus shipping and handling from me, I decided to
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print it up here in PLA for free. So if you missed the actual show, read on...
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[Theme song plays & Geraldo runs out around the audience. Applause.]
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GERALDO (to the audience): Do you know who can access a computer to find out
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how much is in your checking account? How much you owe on your credit card?
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Where you shop? Who you've called on your telephone? Our guests today are
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going to tell you just how easy it is and make you think twice before using
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your credit card or making a phone call.
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GERALDO (turns to introduce guests): This is Tsumushima Shumora, (stutters)
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no, I mean Tmususoto Shimora...I...(laughs). How DO you pronounce your name?
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SHIMORA: I'm not really sure.
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GERALDO: Well, Shimora is the author of the best selling book, Takedown,
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an autobiography which details Shimora's relationships, work life as a
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computer security expert, ski trips, favorite coffee shops and in the last
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couple chapters, the pursuit and capture of world-famous computer hacker,
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Kevin Mitnick.
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[applause]
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GERALDO: Mr. Shimora, what possessed you to write this book and why do you
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believe the world is interested in your social life?
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SHIMORA: Well, actually it's a- (gets inturrupted by Geraldo)
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GERALDO: Whatever. (introducing second guest) And here we have famous
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mid-western computer hacker, Phillip, who goes by the aliases Lax Vaxen & Mr.
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Hack and heads one of the more elite underground groups in the United States
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known as the NOC Hackers. Phillip is going to demonstrate just how simple it
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is to aquire information that most of you consider to be private.
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[close up of Phillip typing away on a computer terminal. Camera
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goes in on screen and you can see Phillip on IRC getting flooded
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off by half the people in #hack.]
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GERALDO: What are you up to right now, Phillip?
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PHILLIP: Well, I've accessed a highly secret system on the information
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superhighway that allows computer hackers to talk to each other. There's a
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problem, though, because I keep losing my connection.
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GERALDO: And what exactly do you talk about once you've accessed this
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computer?
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PHILLIP: Oh, you know...how to break into other systems and how to hack
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boards and make red boxes and blow things up and stuff like that.
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GERALDO: Red boxes?
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PHILLIP: Yeah, it's a little device that makes secret tones to fool pay
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phones into thinking you've put in money. (Pulls a red box out of the front
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of his pants and holds it up for the audience to see.)
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GERALDO: Could we hear the tones that this box makes?
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PHILLIP: Well, it doesn't work right now because I haven't figured out how
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to solder the new illegal crystal in and I keep melting the circuit boards
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but when I finally get it, I'll be able to make free calls.
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GERALDO: That's, uh, interesting. Our next guest, who we'll call Jim, wishes
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to remain anonymous. He says that computer hackers have made a mess of his
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life after he engaged in a war on a local computer service with hackers.
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[camera focuses in on a man wearing a hat, dark glasses and
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panty hose over his face.]
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"JIM": They ruined everything I had. They called my house day and night, they
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called the hotel I worked at constantly, they re-programmed the gas pump at
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7-Eleven to dispense sugar instead of gasoline which ruined my car, they hacked
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into the city's computer and ordered them to come to my house and take my
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rotweiler away and have him put to sleep.
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GERALDO: And the police could do nothing?
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JIM: No, when I called the police, they looked at my name on their computers
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which told them I was wanted in 36 states for assault with a deadly penis. I'm
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still on probation for that and I'm not even responsible.
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GERALDO: (gets that dramatic look on his face) Not even responsible. After
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we come back, you'll meet FBI agent Mike Buford who'll tell you what's being
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done to put a stop to this kind of electronic terrorism on the information
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superhighway.
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GERALDO: Today we're discussing computer hackers on the information high-
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way and how they affect your life. This is FBI agent Mike Buford who's been
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with the agency for 12 years now in the computer crime division. Mike, how big
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of a problem is this and what's being done to counter-attack these criminals?
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MIKE: Well, Geraldo, I can't really say anything about that because it's a
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secret.
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GERALDO: Then why are you on this show?
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MIKE: Well, me and my wife were planning on taking a vacation out this way
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and when you offered to fly me out for free, how could I resist?
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GERALDO: (gets a pale look on his face) ...Let's take a few questions from
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the audience. (runs out into the audience and hands the microphone to a lady)
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LADY: Yes, my question is for Phillip...By watching you type there, I noticed
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that my 10-year-old daughter types faster than you. Does this make you feel
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stupid and are you equally slow in other aspects of life?
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PHILLIP: Hey, shut up. [laughter from audience]
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GERALDO: (runs over to a man with greasy hair and a fishing cap.) Yes, how
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about you, sir?
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MAN: My question is for "Jim" - yeah, did they have a cellyalur phone or
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caller I.D? Because the little cocksuckers that were on my fuckin' cordless
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phone were sitting in a goddamn van across from my fuckin' house and they
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were using computers and cellyalur phones to tap my number.
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JIM: (breaks down crying) Yes! It was the cellular operator that called us
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for over a month straight! (sobbing) Eventually we knew all of the cellular
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operators by name. It was horrible. I'm not sure about the caller I.D., though.
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MAN: Yeah, well all these little jackoffs could do was play their stupid
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fucking games and I said, hey, come down here and I'll give you a hundred
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dollars but they never showed up.
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JIM: Sir, not to be rude or anything, but exactly what year of grade school
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did you drop out of?
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MAN: Yeah, like your the first fuckin' person to say that to me.
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SHIMORA: Geraldo, I'd just like the audience to know that me and my girl-
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friend did eventually get back together and we're doing great now and we plan
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to get married in about two years.
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GERALDO: Who cares, Shimora? (agreement from audience)
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GERALDO: Phillip, do you ever feel that you're intruding on people's privacy
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when you hack into a system and retrieve all of their personal information.
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PHILLIP: No, I think what I do is protected by the 1st amdendment in the
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Declaration of Independence, and besides, I can't always get all of their
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personal information because they might not be listed in the phone book and
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my CD-ROM phone books only give out their name, address and phone number. Then
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I have to call the people a social engineer their credit cards and stuff out
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of them.
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GERALDO: And this works?
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PHILLIP: Not yet, but I'm getting real close.
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GERALDO: Phillip, I want you to pull up my personal credit history as an
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example of just how easy it is for a high school kid to infiltrate today's
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supposedly secure system.
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PHILLIP: Okay, I'll get right on it.
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GERALDO: We've gotta take a break now. When we return, you'll meet AT&T
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spokesman, John Moro. After this.
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GERALDO: We're here with John Moro, a spokesman for AT&T who claims their
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security is just fine. John, what's AT&T's yearly loss due to fraud by
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hackers?
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JOHN: Oh, I'd say around $893 billion or so. Down two percent since last
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year. See, people expect a convenient phone system that's totally secure and
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impenetrable to anything and that's just not possible these days with such
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rapidly advancing technology. No matter how secure we make the system, there's
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gonna be holes in it.
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GERALDO: John, are you really a spokesman for AT&T?
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JOHN: ...Well, no, actually I'm just the night janitor over at the main
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office. See, they're a little short-handed this week and they asked me to
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fill in for John. My name's actually Ed. Hell, last week I was mopping with
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one hand and answering directory assisstance calls with the other. The hours
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are good, though.
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GERALDO: I see, well you're what I'd consider an inside source, then. What
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do you see happening there? Do you think the phone company takes the proper
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precautions to protect against hackers?
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ED: Well, Geraldo, no I don't and I say this mostly because I'm pissed at
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Robert because he keeps putting his chewed gum underneath his desk and it's
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a sumbitch to scrape off. Other than that I'd say they're secure.
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GERALDO: Ed, you're not operating on all six cylinders, are you? ...(turns
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to Phillip) How's my credit history coming along, Phillip?
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PHILLIP: It's no good, you're unlisted.
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GERALDO: Unlisted? I thought you hackers were supposed to be able to get
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unlisted privelidged proprietary information. Why can't you get my credit
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report? Do you even have my phone number yet?
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PHILLIP: Just give me some time! I don't work well under pressure.
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GERALDO: (covers the microphone and mutters something to Phillip.)
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PHILLIP: Hey, fuck you! I'm not a hacker, okay?!?! I'm nothing but a lame
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wanna-be anarchist! I admit it, alright! Here, take your computer and shove
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it up your nose! (Phillip picks up the monitor and throws it at Geraldo's
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face, probably breaking his nose.)
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the cable company was having problems or something. It was storming outside.
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The most common question I've been asked over the past couple of years is
|
|||
|
what ever happened to Dino Allsman? I get tons of mail from people asking me
|
|||
|
for his phone number and/or address and asking if it was really a true story.
|
|||
|
So here's the latest scoop on Dino:
|
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|
|
|||
|
While living in Corpus Christi, I called el_jefe and we decided to call Dino
|
|||
|
Allsman but both of us had lost his phone number. So we called his wife,
|
|||
|
Shana's, work and told the person there that I was Shana's dad and it's an
|
|||
|
emergency that I get her phone number. The stupid blonde working there says,
|
|||
|
"Sure!" and gives me the number. We tell her how incredibly stupid she is and
|
|||
|
hang up.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Dino wasn't quite as agressive as we remembered him. Maybe we just wore him
|
|||
|
out or something. We called him up and started our usual lame barrage of
|
|||
|
"Roy! Roy!" and "How's the cordless phone, Dean-o," etc. and he didn't spend
|
|||
|
much time with us, just called us motherfucking cocksuckers a few times and
|
|||
|
slammed down the phone. Stupidly, I didn't tape any of it.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
That was the end of that. A few months later when we left Corpus and visited
|
|||
|
East Alton again, I did alot of cordless listening hoping to once again hear
|
|||
|
Dino and perhaps even create a sequel to the story, but he never came on. I
|
|||
|
did hear some little kids making prank calls, though, which was kind of funny.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
A year passed and once again we stopped by East Alton on our way to Ohio. On
|
|||
|
the very last day we were there, I turned on my scanner and guess who I heard?
|
|||
|
Shana! And what was better is that she called Dino and they had a fight. I
|
|||
|
guess Dino was at a drinkin' buddy's house or something and Shana called him
|
|||
|
to yell at him because he always spends all their money by cashing checks at
|
|||
|
Schnucks. She asked what the hell he wrote a check for $15 for and he claimed
|
|||
|
it was for a gallon of anti-freeze. (About $3.99 for most people.)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
The argument climaxed and right around the end Shana says, "Dino, I need to
|
|||
|
know where you and me stand...I need you to meet me half-way here... .....
|
|||
|
...Dino?..." And he replies (and I swear I'm not making this up), "Hold on, I
|
|||
|
gotta find my cigarettes." The conversation ended abruptly shortly after that.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Not much more news since then. We left town that day and we'll probably check
|
|||
|
in on him again. Someone should open an ISP across the street from Dino,
|
|||
|
perhaps in the church, then set up a RealAudio stream of all cordless phone
|
|||
|
activity in that area. That would rule. Anyone who does that get's a free PLA
|
|||
|
t-shirt.
|
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|
|
|||
|
Dino sound clips are now available for you to listen to by pointing your
|
|||
|
browser at http://www.bright.net/~bac/heardino.html or you can follow the link
|
|||
|
from PLA's main page. Listen to Dino calls us jackoffs, hear him threaten us
|
|||
|
with his 12 guage, cower in fear as he dials the authorities on us.
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Sweet Jesus, did I ever have a good Halloween. It all started off with me and
|
|||
|
my friend, Peter, decideing to bust into my church and make prank calls from
|
|||
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there. (Don't think that I'm a bad guy breaking into a church, my Dad is a
|
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|
minister and I know the secrets on how to get in.) While we were harrassing
|
|||
|
our fellow St. Louisans, Peter remembered that he was supposed to call some
|
|||
|
girl he knows that works up at 7-11. But when he called the girl did not
|
|||
|
answer the phone but rather a mean sounding fellow named Eddie. He would not
|
|||
|
put the girl on and he told us to fuck off. This is rude because we had yet to
|
|||
|
try any shit on him. But now that he's been established as a prick-tease we
|
|||
|
must hurt him. So I remembered your little idea on acting like you're going
|
|||
|
to rob them. So I tried it, and he threatened my life. He talked like Robert
|
|||
|
DeNiro, I was pictuing some tough older Italian Man. After this conversation
|
|||
|
is when I called back and decided to stray from your plan and wing it on my
|
|||
|
own:
|
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|
|
|||
|
EDDIE: 7-11, What?
|
|||
|
JARED: That was rude, can I speak with your manager?
|
|||
|
EDDIE: No he aint here.
|
|||
|
JARED: How do you sleep at night knowing what you do to those little girls,
|
|||
|
do you realize what their lives will be like for the rest of there
|
|||
|
lives?
|
|||
|
EDDIE: What little girls, what the fuck are you talking about?
|
|||
|
JARED: Didn't you think that maybe one of those little girls has a brother?
|
|||
|
EDDIE: I didn't do jack shit, stop calling me mofo. or I'll kick your ass.
|
|||
|
JARED: Over the phone?
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|||
|
EDDIE: I get off at ten you meet me outside if you have some kinda problem
|
|||
|
with me.
|
|||
|
JARED: I'm gonna bring you down mother fucker, Im gonna rip off your head and
|
|||
|
piss in the stump, I'll fuck your mother so hard that you'll be out of
|
|||
|
a job.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
It went on like this for 20minutes. I got so into it that I actually thought
|
|||
|
that I was going to kill this man. I think he was crying by the end. The
|
|||
|
conversation ended with me yelling "Youre going down like your sister at a
|
|||
|
frat party." And he hung up.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
By this time it was about 9:15, Peter's got some strict parents so I had to
|
|||
|
get him back home. On the way we decide to stop off at the 7-11 at Olive and
|
|||
|
Fee-Fee, to get a look at Edie.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
In the parking lot there were four police cars, and a few of my friends' vans.
|
|||
|
My friend tells me that his friend Edie who works there was being harassed,
|
|||
|
and that he's afraid to walk home.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Peter and I say bye to our friend and continue into the store. There we find
|
|||
|
a tall skinny black man, real sickly lookin, with skelotone make-up that had
|
|||
|
run down from his eyes. He was crying. But he had stopped now and he was
|
|||
|
bragging to this girl we know, "Mother Fucker must have a death wish
|
|||
|
threantin my death."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Peter says, "You mean 'life', threatining your life, or a death threat."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Peter has a lot of Balls (13, in fact)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
He told his side of the story to us, I was about to throw up out of fear of
|
|||
|
the cops outside, and at how he was ruining my story. So Peter shook his hand
|
|||
|
and we left. The next day at school Everyone was talking about boy Eddie and
|
|||
|
how someone wants him dead.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
I later found out that the story did not end there. As it turns out Eddie had
|
|||
|
had some of his friends hanging out in the back room smoking some pot earlier
|
|||
|
in the evening. They were apparently sloppy and left some roaches on the
|
|||
|
bathroom sink. Well, one of the many cops that I puppeteered into going to
|
|||
|
7-Eleven that evening found the leftovers. Eddie now works at Venture. This
|
|||
|
is not the end.
|
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<EFBFBD> Things to do While Riding on the Bus - by Interphace & Kingpin <20>
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We all ride or at one time rode a school or other bus. Most of these have been
|
|||
|
dirty, smelly, and hazardous. So what to do about this? Well, if you hate the
|
|||
|
driver and the kid behind you is the biggest asshole alive, or maybe you're
|
|||
|
just bored, then this file is for you. If you like riding the bus, stop
|
|||
|
reading this and slap yourself across the face, you queer! Now, onto the
|
|||
|
dirty stuff.
|
|||
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|
|||
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|
|||
|
THINGS TO THROW OUT THE WINDOW
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
If its a really hot day and everyone behind you has their windows open you can
|
|||
|
easily make their ride into a living hell. My favorite thing to do is to take
|
|||
|
wonderful Sunny Delight and, when its windy, pour it out of the side of the
|
|||
|
bus.It gets on the lower windows and your busmates! This stuff never comes off
|
|||
|
and the more you wet it down, the more of a stain it becomes. It dosen't do
|
|||
|
the windows too much good either. If you're really daring, replace Sunny D
|
|||
|
with colored whiteout. Then watch the screams as it gets in their hair, mouth,
|
|||
|
eyes, etc....
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
When you stop and there are cars next to you (also stopped) there are alot of
|
|||
|
fun ways you can be a little bastard. Take some honey (or other sticky
|
|||
|
substitute) and pour it on their windsheild. When they wonder what it is, and
|
|||
|
turn on the wipers, all hell breaks lose. It smears and they can't see! (If
|
|||
|
you've poured enough on) They'll probably drive anyway, not knowing that they
|
|||
|
just drove over a dog, cat and senior citizen.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Fill up a powerful squirt gun (a super soaker XP 257 sprays like a hose and
|
|||
|
kicks ass if you can smuggle it on the bus) with ketchup or mustard or other
|
|||
|
condement. Find some poor sap with a business suit and his/her car window down
|
|||
|
and yell, "Hey, Mr/Mrs! Bark like a dog and sqawk like a chicken or I'll make
|
|||
|
it look like your a very messy eater!" If he's smart, he'll do it. If he trys
|
|||
|
to put up his window, let that XP rip. This way is even better cause it gets
|
|||
|
on his window and him. Here's another catch. After he's done sqawking, spray
|
|||
|
him anyway. This puts him in a very bad mood for the rest of the work day.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Next, go to your local store and buy fake vomit, gak, slime, etc, roll them up
|
|||
|
into little balls and when the cars are zooming past you in the opposite
|
|||
|
direction, fling them right out in front of you and let the other car catch
|
|||
|
them. This should make them screw up their driving and go off the side of the
|
|||
|
road, into the later half of your bus, or (even better) crash into your school.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Have any leftover food? Throw that have bitten apple at the old lady crossing
|
|||
|
the street, that pudding cup on your principal's head, a bannana right in
|
|||
|
front of that happy-go-lucky jogger (this one takes real skill), and watch as
|
|||
|
they chase after you in vain with their cane, pencil, headphones, etc..
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
NIFTY WAYS TO MESS WITH PEOPLE'S HEADS
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
If you see a biker who isn't carrying a shotgun (rare) ,yell "Hey buddie!
|
|||
|
There's a HUGE wasp on your head, and it looks pretty damn mad!!" He will
|
|||
|
frantically try to swat the imaginary bug while trying to keep control of the
|
|||
|
bike. This is hilarious until he crashes into your bus and your bus driver
|
|||
|
mentally flips, then flips the bus.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Write signs like "There's a BOMB on our bus and THAT'S why we're going so
|
|||
|
slow!" or "This bus driver takes us to a cabin in the mountains and BEATS us!"
|
|||
|
This will surely get paranoid loyal citizens to run to the nearest pay phone
|
|||
|
to box a call to get you and your abusive bus driver some help.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Rapidly lick the windows and make horny gestures to the poor people behind
|
|||
|
you. This is great for older people.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Just stare at the people behind you. They can't help but look back every now
|
|||
|
and then to see if your still staring. It drives them nuts.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Like Beavis & Butthead did, moon the other drivers by sticking your ass in the
|
|||
|
window and watch them hurl.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Ask all truck drivers to pull the horn. One time we did this and our driver
|
|||
|
almost drove of the side of the road.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Yell to some dude on the sidewalk or in a vehicle, "Hi Uncle Ron! Hows Aunt
|
|||
|
Pattie? Does she still drink out of the toilet? Did you ever get that hamster
|
|||
|
out of your ass??" If they have name tags, even better.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Yell to a stupid schmuck who bought that god-awful McDonalds coffee or other
|
|||
|
breakfast food, "Ya, Ah youst ta work at Mceedees! They put all sorts o hair
|
|||
|
in their coffee. They also put spider eggs in their cinnamon rolls and kitty
|
|||
|
liter in their hash browns!! Some guy even found a finger in one o dem
|
|||
|
breakfast burritos..." No matter how hungary they are, they won't be able to
|
|||
|
eat another bite and they'll put some hair in their coffee so they can sue
|
|||
|
Mc's.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SURE-FIRE WAYS TO GET YOURSELF KILLED
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Yell at the biker with a shotgun.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Find some gang members who are sitting there loading up some guns and yell,
|
|||
|
"Bamm........Ya g! You ain't no homie from the hood!! Oh ya, AND I DID YOUR
|
|||
|
MOMA!!" Keep this up until they spray your bus with an uzi.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Find some hics in a 4x4 truck and yell, "Ya..uh..You..uh..Yoo stuphid
|
|||
|
bastard!! That peice oh shit is nothin compared to what ah got!! Why don't
|
|||
|
you test my sayin and we'll RAM!" He'll ram your bus, hopefully, and either
|
|||
|
your bus will withstand it and you can then get him to do it again, or you'll
|
|||
|
both cause a major traffic jam, and a few extra deaths/injuries.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
You know that pesky emergency door in the back? Well, when you've beaten the
|
|||
|
alarm, just wait till you're stopped, and jump out. Or you can jump while the
|
|||
|
bus is moving and that semi is behind you, if you don't feel you have alot to
|
|||
|
live for. Another thing is to open it up and throw other students out. (Great
|
|||
|
for getting rid of enemies)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
THINGS TO DO TO THE BUS DRIVER
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Get everyone to sing, "Its a small world after all" over and over till your
|
|||
|
bus driver snaps, screams about everything bad in his/her life, and put the
|
|||
|
pedal to the medal and drive off the road and into your local movie theater
|
|||
|
thats playing Little white and the 7 dwarfs. Run up to the penthouse floor!!
|
|||
|
Rated XXX!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
If the driver has a little cup handy to keep water, pepsi, exlax, etc.. Pour
|
|||
|
hard liqour into this. When they come come to your stop she'll be like
|
|||
|
"AH AIN'T PULLIN THIS BUS OVER!!" (swig,swig) "WE'RE GOING TA TEXAS TO SEE
|
|||
|
PAPPY AND MOMMA!!" This is also hilarious until you realize she won't make it
|
|||
|
to texas without crashing through a few biuldings. If your lucky, she'll pass
|
|||
|
out and you can drive.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
When there is a Semi behind you and your on the freeway, yell to the bus
|
|||
|
driver "Hey OH MY GOD!! THERE IS A LITTLE BOY/GIRL/BABY/PUPPY/(other) IN THE
|
|||
|
MIDDLE OF THE ROAD DEAD AHEAD! STOP THE BUS!! QUICK!" Either she'll stop and
|
|||
|
the semi will propell us to flip, go on, or if the bus is sideways when she
|
|||
|
tries to miss the invisible infant, it will seperate us in half. (COOL) Or she
|
|||
|
won't stop. In this case, make two large thumping noises and watch her eyes
|
|||
|
get real big, and then she'll open the door and jump out, sacrificing herself
|
|||
|
for her bad, bad deed.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Take a bunch of marbles and just dump them on the floor. They should travel
|
|||
|
all the way up to the bus drivers seat. This will create a neat effect. She
|
|||
|
either won't be able to step on the brakes or will just totally freak and
|
|||
|
drive into some elderly home.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
By now you should have either been banned from all the buses or killed in an
|
|||
|
accident. Hope your not the latter and you enjoyed this peice of crap file..
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
This file is for humor purposes only. Blah Blah Blah. I really don't expect
|
|||
|
you to open the back door and fling people out of it. But that makes your day,
|
|||
|
be my guest.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
<EFBFBD> CuervoCon Announcement <20>
|
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CUERVOCON 96 CUERVOCON 96 CUERVOCON 96 CUERVOCON 96 CUERVOCON 96
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Tengo que hable con mi abogado.
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What : A computer/telephony/security conference. (show this part to your
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boss.)
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Where: Fort Brown Hotel, Brownsville Texas.
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When : 28 & 29 December, 1996
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Who : The usual gang of cretins.
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Why : It's winter, and it is 12 degrees outside. The dumpsters are frozen
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shut, and there are icicles on the payphones. Brownsville is at the
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Southern-most tip of Texas, right up against...Mexico. Yes, Mexico,
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land of cheap cerveza, four-dollar strippers, and liberal drinking
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laws. Mexico, where you too can own your very own Federal law
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enforcement official for a fistful of pesos.
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Speakers
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Anybody wishing to speak at CuervoCon should send e-mail to the address at the
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bottom of this announcement. Currently the list includes:
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u4ea (by teleconfrence)
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Major
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Caffiend (About her Breasts)
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Events
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"How Much Can You Drink?"
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"Fool The Lamer"
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"Hack The Stripper"
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"Hack The Web Server"
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"sk00l"
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"Ouija Board Hacking"
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...as well as a variety of Technical Presentations.
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General Information
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The Fort Brown Hotel will have available to us 125 rooms at the holiday in @
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$55 a room, and 75 rooms at the ramada for $45 each. The Fort Brown was
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previously an actual fort when it was closed down by uncle sam. It became one
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large hotel until it was recently purchased and split into the Holiday Inn and
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the Ramada. The Fort Brown was chosen because it is across the street from the
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bridge to Mexico. You can call the Fort Brown Ramada at: 210-541-2921 You can
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call the Fort Brown Holiday Inn at: 210-546-2201 Call for reservations, make
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sure to tell them you're with CuervoCon.
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The con room or as the hotel named it, almost seems like for us, The "fortress
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room" is ours on Satruday until 4pm, and all day Sun. If there is a problem
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with regards to the 4pm Saturday issue, they will set us up at the convention
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center free of charge , but that is away from the hotel, so we are hoping
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there after 4pm crap will clear up and let us in. We are going to get it
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opened on Friday night so we can hang around in it.
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Brownsville is right on the Mexican border, adjacent to the Mexican town
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Matamoris. The Gulf of Mexico is 25 miles away. Brownsville has a
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population just over 100,000. The police force includes 175 officers,
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and a wide variety of federal law enforcement agencies have a strong
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presence there as well. The climate is semi-tropical, and the RBOC is
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SouthWestern Bell.
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Matamoris is the other half of brownsville. Home of over 1/2 a million people,
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it is known since the early 1900's as a pit of sin. The federale's are not to
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be fucked with and it is serviced by TelMex. It is known for it's bars, strip
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clubs and Mexican food. Matamoros also has an airport in case you live in
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Mexico and care to go, via Aeromexico.
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Directions:
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In Texas Driving - Go anyway you can to get to US 77 South. Take 77 South
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till it ends in Brownsville. From there you will turn right on International.
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Proceed all the way down international, right before the bridge, turn left.
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The Fort Brown will be on the left.
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For those flying in - We are going to try to have a shuttle going. Also just
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tell the cab driver, Fort Brown.
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Celebrity Endorsements
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Here's what last years participants had to say about CuervoCon:
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"I attended the CuervoCon 95. I found many people there who, fearing a
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sunburn, wanted to buy my t-shirts!" -ErikB
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"I tried to attend, but was thwarted by "No Admittance to The Public"
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sign. I feel as though I missed the event of the year." - The Public
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"mmmm...look at all the little Mexican boys..." -Netta Gilboa
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"mmmm...look at all the little Mexican boys..." -Emmanuel Goldstein
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"Wow! CuervoCon 95 was more fun that spilling my guts to the feds!" -
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Panther Modern
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"CuervoCon is our favorite annual event. We know we can give
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security a day of rest, because you people are all too drunk to
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give us any trouble..." - AT&T
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"No moleste, por favor." - TeleMex
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Don't miss it!
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Have you ever hacked a machine in your hometown from a foreign
|
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country?
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Have you ever had to convert dollars into pesos to get your bribe right?
|
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Have you ever spent time in a foreign prison, where your "rights as an
|
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American" just don't apply?
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Have you ever been taken down for soemthing that wasn't even illegal
|
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half an hour ago?
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YOU WILL! And the con that will bring it to you?
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CUERVOCON 96
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CUERVOCON 96 CUERVOCON 96 CUERVOCON 96 CUERVOCON 96 CUERVOCON 96
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brought to you by
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- S.o.B. - TNo - PLA - Phrack - The Guild - F.U.C.K. - SotMESC -
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Contact Information
|
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|
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info@cuervocon.org
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www.cuervocon.org - Look here for updates.
|
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|
Voice mail system coming up soon.
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Ever wanted to bug the HELL out of sombody ? Intel has made this oh so easy.
|
|||
|
In a few steps you'll be on your way to deliberately pissing sombody off.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
1. Dial 1-800-321-4044
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2. Press 2 (It will start ringing)
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4. Wait for beep, Press 2
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5. Wait for beep, Press 2
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|
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press 1
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7. Wait for beep. Press 3
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intervials
|
|||
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|
|||
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The Red Boxer
|
|||
|
pme96@juno.com
|
|||
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|
|||
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[This kind of reminds me of the time I used U.S.West's faxback service and I couldn't
|
|||
|
get my fax software to work right and U.S.West wouldn't stop until I successfully
|
|||
|
received it. I spent two hours trying to get a fax just so my phone would stop
|
|||
|
ringing. You're right, a faxback number is the perfect tool for harassment and I
|
|||
|
think I'll try to put together a rather large list of them in the next quarterly
|
|||
|
phone directory. Everyone, find a faxback number and e-mail it to me NOW.]
|
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|
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|
|||
|
|
|||
|
hey... i got some cool #'s for the PLA directory. My friend and I read
|
|||
|
your issue about taking over the Fred Myers store. Well, we went to
|
|||
|
Lowe's (a hardware store) and noticed a fone there. we turned over the
|
|||
|
little sheet that gives the ext #'s and it had PAGING on there. ususally
|
|||
|
you just press PAGE on the fone, but this wont work from an outside fone
|
|||
|
obviously. so you ask for ext. 89 and sometimes they'll connect you. Most
|
|||
|
of the time though, they'll tell you they only have 3 digit exts. To get
|
|||
|
around this, you just say something like the front desk told me this is
|
|||
|
the ext. i needed to get. They'll usually connect you then. or ask for 890.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
one time the guy connected me to security! Oh no! He asked what I was
|
|||
|
trying to do. I said "get ext. 89" he replied "that's our paging system"
|
|||
|
so i said in a deep ,suspicious voice. "exactly" well i guess he hung up
|
|||
|
on me or something. the # is (704) 543 5600 . One good thing about this is
|
|||
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that the intercom is REAL loud. you can here it from across the parking lot.
|
|||
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it SO loud we can almost hear it from across the school.
|
|||
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|
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|
Burke F.
|
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|
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|
Waddap Redbox...
|
|||
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|
|||
|
Well after viewing your list of *interesting* operator comments, I thought
|
|||
|
I'd add some stuff that I've heard. These all happened in New York City
|
|||
|
while attending the 2600 meeting there, go figure...
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
"Aww come on kid, you can do better than that!"
|
|||
|
"Sir, you might try putting in real coins next time."
|
|||
|
"Those tones seem a little off, you might want to tune your box."
|
|||
|
"Nynex supervisor. Sir, if you want to make a call, you should really try
|
|||
|
and stop ripping us off."
|
|||
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|
|||
|
Happily hacking in NJ,
|
|||
|
Phear
|
|||
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|
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|
|||
|
RBCP,
|
|||
|
On pla 42 could you put a note on it somewhere to send all virii,
|
|||
|
harassing letter's and big files to take up hard drive to
|
|||
|
walters@tcoe.trinity.k12.ca.us. Oh ya and tell the people to include
|
|||
|
the message "Send a picture of yourself to Jeff!". I just love to piss
|
|||
|
her off!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Thanks,
|
|||
|
Jeff
|
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<EFBFBD> etext.archive.umich.edu............................pub/Zines/PhoneLosers <20>
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<EFBFBD> ftp.fc.net................................................pub/defcon/PLA <20>
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<EFBFBD> bueno@peak.org.........................................RedBoxChiliPepper <20>
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<EFBFBD> roy@icsi.interconnect.net.............................Zak a.k.a. el_jefe <20>
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<EFBFBD> collcard@big12.metrobbs.com......................To contact Colleen Card <20>
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<EFBFBD> http://peak.org/~bueno/pla.html.........Phone Losers of America Homepage <20>
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<EFBFBD> http://www.geocities.com/timessquare/3237/pla.html...........Virgina PLA <20>
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<EFBFBD> http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/3411/..........Bay Area PLA <20>
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<EFBFBD> http://homepage.macomb.com/~syfert/pla/.........Phone Losers of Illinois <20>
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<EFBFBD> http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/5937/...Phone Losers of Wisconsin <20>
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