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PPP
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Proudly Present
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Another
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Phucked Phreak Production
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*708/808/7629** **Wednesday-March 27, 1991** **Vol #10*
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* 50 Ways To Hate Your Neighbor *
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* Written By: Spanky *
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* CopyMUCH 1991 (M) Phucked Phreak Productions *
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"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
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prohibitting the free excercise thereof; or abbridging the freedom of
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speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to
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assemble, and to petition the Goverment for a redress of grievances"
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Under the above Law set forth in the First Amendment To The Constution
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Of The United States Of America, The Author releases this work into the
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pubic domain for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.
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** INTRO **
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I hate my nieghbor. The guy is a MAJOR prick. I needed a way to get back
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at him - but it had to be legal. I dont need to be in any trouble with
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the law. If you hate your nieghbor as much as I hate mine, then this
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file is for you.
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** Vol. 10 **
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1) Accidently spill a gallon of anti-freeze on their grass. That stuff
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will kill mega grass. If your nieghbor is a Mr. Fucking Green Thumb
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like mine then this will drive him crazy. Enjoy yourself while you
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watch him work his ass off in 90 degree heat to save his lawn.
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2) Obtain a small animal and put it in his dryer vent. Imagine that smell
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of toasted bunny in his house when he turns on his dryer.
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3) On a hot summer night get a small transistor radio with some good
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batteries in it. Put it outside his bedroom window and sorta camoflage
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it. Put it on a polka station or something and let it play. It will
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probably will only work for a night but he wont get any sleep.
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4) When he goes out to start his charcoals and goes back inside. Sneak over
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with a small pail of water. Do I need to say more?
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5) If you could obtain an Iraqi flag and get access to his roof, you might
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wish to place it on his house.
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6) Buy a truckload of top soil for about $60. Pay for it up front and have
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it delivered to his house and dumped. Of course this is gonna cost
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you money, so ya will feel better knowing he will have to pay twice
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that to have it removed.
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7) Throw a roach killing fog bomb into his open garage.
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8) Have flowers delivered to his wife. With a very spicy note attached.
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9) If they leave their car window open then run up and slip a picture
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of a really hot chick in the glove box or console. Hopefully his
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wife will drive the car next.
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10) Form nice wet plaster of paris balls and stuff them into his gutter.
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Well so it was only ten. I will have more in the future.
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If you are intrested in joining our writing staff, please contact the
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SysOp at the BBS below.
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Phucked Phreak Productions
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708-808-7629
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