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| Really ELiTE Doodz Prezent : |
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| RED-020.TXT aka |
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| "Stupidity for the Masses #1" |
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| By : Black Francis |
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: "Better Living Through Stupidity." :
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. .
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WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!
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Listen up, pansy! There's a time to fuck around and there's a time
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to buckle down at get serious. We've been fucking around long enough here at
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ReD magazine, and now we're starting to get serious. We need to set a
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direction for ourselves, and that's what we're doing. After this issue, ReD
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is making a few changes. For one, we will be changing our format to a more
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'zine-like format. This means - more articles per issue. This may or may
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not slow down the production of the magazine, we have yet to find out. We
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are also changing our name to better suit the new format. The new name will
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be "Poop Enlightment 'Zine." Hey, if it has the word "poop" in it - it can't
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be all that bad. Can it? Anyway, this issue will be a small one. This
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issue we will give a member listing and a ReD index. Our new format will
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begin next issue which will be PeZ issue #21 - continuing right where ReD
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left off. Hope you pick it up and enjoy it.
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Also, ReD/PeZ Whq is up! All distro. site sysops are required to
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call. The name is Goat Blowers Anonymous and the number is (215)750-0392.
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This is also where you can upload your writer/distro. site apps.
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- bf
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WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!
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Really Elite Member Listing :
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Head Honcho :
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Black Francis
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The Writers :
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Black Francis, Archangel, Satan,
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Intestinal Scum-Monkey, Mogel, Logik,
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Leper Messiah, Stinky, Dead Cheese
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Offical World Headquarters :
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Goat Blowers Anonymous @ (215)750-0392
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Official Mascot :
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Godd(+dd)
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Official Saying :
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"I got me a car, it's as big as a whale!"
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WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!
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Really Elite Index:
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| [001] The Plot to Kill Good Music Black Francis |
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| [002] Why I Started Such an Elite Group Black Francis |
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| [003] Them Damn Mentos Commercials! Black Francis |
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| [03<30>] Them Damn Mentos Commercials! Part 2 Black Francis |
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| [004] Poetry Flambe Satan |
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| [005] Bastard Archangel |
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| [006] Teen Agnst for Fun and Profit Black Francis |
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| [007] Stories Du Jour Satan |
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| [008] Fun With Drive-Thru Windows Intestinal Scum-Monkey |
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| [009] The Devils Song : A Poem Archangel |
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| [010] Letters to the Editor #1 Black Francis |
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| [011] .. And Now For Something Completely Random Mogel |
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| [012] You're a Pathetic Loser Black Francis |
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| [013] Doughboy RISE!! Black Francis |
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| [014] How to Break Stuff Intestinal Scum-Monkey |
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| [015] ReD Frequently Asked Questions Black Francis |
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| [016] Leper Messiahs Poetry Corner Leper Messiah |
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| [017] The Really Elite Experiment Black Francis |
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| [018] pHuN 4t tH3 z00! Stinky |
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| [019] a gNu tYp3 0f b0x! Black Francis |
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| [020] Stupidity For the Masses #1 Black Francis |
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WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!
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/----------------------------------------------------------------------------\
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| )_) rED iZ iN dA hOUSE! wERD 'eM uP! (_( |
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| ((______/ ..\ pHOR tHE lATEST pHAT-aZZ rED pHILEZ, kALL /.. \______)) |
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| | /--( gOAT bLOWERZ aNONYMOUZ @ (215)750-0392 )--\ | |
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| |||---||| "aDMITTING yOU hAVE a pROBLEM iS tHE fIRST |||---||| |
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| M M M M sTEP tO rECOVERY." M M M M |
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