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<EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Author:Misguided Youth
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<EFBFBD>Dedicated<EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>If you are offended by the topic
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To Freedome of speech, <20> <20><>listed below,delete this file.
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Freedom Of Press, And any
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other civil liberty we can exploit.
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Now I am sure that all of you reading this already
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have a pretty good idea of what a nigger is.I know what you are thinking,
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Black ,Am I right folks?Yes,I know I am.I did a survey of over 4
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people and asked them,"What do you think a nigger is?".Thier Response
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surprisingly enough was,"A black guy." Welp kiddies,I am here to
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dispell all myths of exactly what a nigger is!
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First off ,A nigger isn't exactly a black guy...A
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nigger is a combonation of things,all to be listed below.
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1)#1 on our nigger list is the music,they ALL listen
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to rap ,hip-hop (what the fuck is that really?) and anything
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with enormous ammounts of bass.This,for one thing,is just
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really fucking stupid,why the fuck would you want your ears
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to bleed from this anti-white music?And you can ALSO tell a
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poor nigger from a rich/middle class nigger ,by asking them
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if they know the lyrics to thier songs.if they do, that means
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that they can't afford a decent (in thier oppinion,but of course)
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bass machine.
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2)#2 on our nigger list is thier clothes ,The baggiest
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fucking clothes in the world are what every day Joe T Nigger is
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wearing. And they just happen to look like Blue-Suade shoe
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re-incarnations. They also have these fucked up lookin' pants
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that have pockets sliding down from thier ass to thier the back o' thier
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knees. Why? They ALSO let them "sag" in the back so thier ugly shit
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smelling ass hangs out to offend all "Honkey Punks".
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3)#3 on our list o' nigger traits,is the cars they
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drive. Tinted windows ,195 inch woofers, 0% trebel.About 25
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million of those trees ,and the biggest fucking pair of fuzzy
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dice you have ever seen.They drive at like 5mph and have it
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so loud it drowns the sound virtually ANYTHING!
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4)Number 4 on our nigger will deviate from the nigger
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of today, to concentrate on the nigger of yesteryear.You know,
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Greasy Jeri-Curl (However the fuck you spell it) hair,about 17
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gold teeth,and two brass knuckles that say Super ,and Fly..They
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wear polyester leisure suits that they find at the 2nd hand shop
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And Are Smooth talking ,in that ever so comfortable squeaky voice.
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5)#5 ,the hairdoes of the conventional nigger.
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The hairdo's of the conventional nigger are very diffrent
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from the normal people,No matter how how much a nigger might
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try ,it will ALWAYS look like pubic hair,And it is STILL greasy.
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Mr.Joe T. Nigger,probobly gets it from eating at Kentucky Fried
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Chicken so damn much.1 hairdo being,the BOX.looks like a godamned
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cardboard box was put on thier head,and the barber just shaved away
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.Much like the BOWL hair do that is ever so popular.I don't know what
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other hairdo's are called But they all look like shit.
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6) There is no number six.
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7)#7 is directed at thier psuedo-language
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Niggers have this language I like to call
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-=Niggerese=-
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It is Kinda' like english,but it is 90%
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improper grammer, 5% African Accent which I might add is usually fake.
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And 5% Illiteracy.Some of thier more POPULAR phrases are of course,
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Homey,Homes,Homeboy,HomeSkillet,Word,Word up,Raw,Fresh,Dope,Dope Fly
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Fly ,HomeFry ,G (usually after a Whad-up).Whaddup G ,Whaddup Q ,Q,Chill,
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Brothah',MoFuckah',Honkey ,Punk (I consider this used under wrong context)
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Fuckin' Headbanger (I have been refered to this MANY TIMES) Homey-G,
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Dj,Dee-Jay,VJ/Veejay,Girl,GirlFrendd,And a varied assortment of others.
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8)#8 This is for stuff they call White People.
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Whitey ,Whit Boy,Punk,Punk ass mother fucka',Honkey ,Cracker,Pale,
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Pale Ass Motha' Fucka',White Bread (How Lame),And Various Others.
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9)Miscellaneous Stuff they do ,
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Forget to take the wrapper off of a snickers bar 90% of the time,
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Say they are a 100% nigger,and don't need no damn Ejuhmuhkayshun
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(In English-Education).Allow other niggers to call them Niccah,or nigger..
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But beat the shit out of a white dude for calling him that. Have sex
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with thier reletives (mostly in southern states). Forget to take the
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condom out of the package ,and scratch up thier partner,and have on
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hell of a time gettin' thier dick in it. Be Plain ole' stupid ,Walk
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with a retarded slouch ,and hands crossed over thier chest on opposite
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shoulder.Wear "X" hats,what the fuck are they gonna do? get together
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with a bunch of people with "O" hats a play Nigger-Tac-Toe?
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10) Although this doesn't belong in How to Identify nigger text,
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Here some stuff you can try for fun.
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a)Try boiling a nigger to see if everybody
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really is the same color underneath.
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b)Go Nigger hunting in a urban area,
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Preferably in a car with a fire
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extinguisher.
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c)Call them some names ,like:
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Alabama Porch Monkey (Personal Favorite)
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Nigger (duh)
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African Butt Miner
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Shit (hahah)
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spook
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Yahoo
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Black ass bass monkey mother fucker
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Shit with limbs.
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Feces that walks erect
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Monkey Fucker
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1) Have you ever noticed how them dumb wads of
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shit always have tags still on thier clothes? What the fuck
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is that up with? Exactly What do they do this for? To show
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that they are dumb enough To pay too much for shitty clothes?
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Really Doesn't do too much for my oppinion of them as it is.
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12) Thier Sneakers,aaah yes,the sneakers,
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What would these greasy motherfuckers do without these nasty
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looking slabs of "Simulated" leather sneakers with fucking air-pumps
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and 2 foot soles,They pay TOO much for them and think it is C00L to
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waste hundres of $$$ On a covering for the possibly the STUPIDEST (cool
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word huh?) part of the human body,it looks pretty stupid ,And smells real
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bad.And has more fungis living on it than month old shit (much like niggers!!)
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I mean come on,what the fuck?
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13) Thier attitude , Holyer than thou kiss my
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butt and be like me or be called "HEADBANGER" attitude.
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They should be shot for being so fucking nieve. Wake up niggers ,
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your a minority ,much like 49% of EVERYONE in the world.
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And you will NEVER (and i quote) "Have white people picking your cotton."
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14) Have you ever seen one of thier modern day
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heros? They have a sock on thier head,with some lint hanging off. C'mon
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nigger boys.WHY? I laugh my ass off every time I see someone wearing one.
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And not only do they look retarded,they cost like $25.00 ...why??
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15) Welp ...This is the last one so I had
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better make it good,Ah yes,here we go.
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-=Nigger Names=-
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They (especially the younger ones) have some pretty stupid names ...
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Like Taiwan Daiwan ,Lookeesha,Yolanda Mooka (yip, Moo-Kuh),
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Booda (Boo-Duh) Thou some niggers may be called the latter two as
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nicknames,for some that is thier legal name. Dooky Notice how they
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sound annd how they are spelled,you can easily see they are nigger
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names by seeing how ther are spelled. Dilan (Die-Lahn),Tylan Mowdulan
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(Mow-Duh-Lawn).
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Welp people, Since I had to
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rush out issue 0 and issue 1
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I didn't have a chance to really
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edit it, Correct errors. Here
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ya go.
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