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Some phun things to do with dickheads...
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Here's what you'll need:
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1 Radio Shack Phone recorder
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1 Tape Player/Recorder w/ Mike jack <prefferably remote control mike jack>
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or
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1 Radio Shack Phone Recorder <the one's with suction cups that stick to the
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handset>
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1 Normal tape player/recorder with line in/out.
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Now call up your ::friend::..act real friendly with him and record the whole
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conversation...slowly trick him into saying stupid shit about a lot of people
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like ::Yeah, he's stupid...a real fucking moron...I oughta kill him::...get
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him to say shit like that about a LOT of people you know...prefferably BIG
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motherfuckers....then cleverly edit the tape for better effect..then,
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depending on what you wanna do, you could get him instantly killed <i.e, just
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play it to all party's concerned>, or blackmail him..you can do a lot of
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shit...
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If you know some dick that is a runs a board, and you REALLY hate him, get
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someone else <or do it yourself if you're bigger than him..:> to upload
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a nasty virus and/or trojan to his board, and tell him it's a KRAD new game
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that he HAS to check out..this works REALLY good if you are known as a
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/<raI> \/\/ar3z d0oI)....
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Post his home number EVERYWHERE as a 0-3 day elite night time only board..
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or just put your modem on redial for his home line, then dataline, then
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home line, etc, every night before you go to sleep...
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Look in your phone book for the local number to temporarily disconnect a
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phone line, for vacations and such....as far as I know, these are ALWAYS
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automatic, and they don't care where you are calling from, so you can put
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anyone's number in....this works the best if the concerned dick only has
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one phone line....then he has a hard time getting a hold of someone to get
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their phone line back...also, it cost's about 5 bux, that they HAVE to pay..
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If you're /buds/ with him, but really dislike him, sleep over at his house
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one night, and when he's asleep, get up and call 976's and 900 numbers all
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night. Another thing to do while you're there is if his parents are gone for
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the night, get his dad's calling card and credit card numbers, then use them.
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If he runs a board, call the ASP's 800 number and report it as a pirate
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board....they might even give you a hundred dollars if it turns out he
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is a pirate board...
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When you walk by them in school, take a Pixi Stick, and throw it in their
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face when they walk by...they'll start screaming like fuck, and everyone
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laughs at them for weeks...
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Superglue "Gay Right's NOW" and "Transvestites are People Too" stickers to
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their car...make sure it's superglue...that way they can NEVER get them off.
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Slip the teacher an anonymous note that says "XXXXXX cheated on the finals.
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I thought you should know, and I think he should be punished.."
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That's about it...next one I write will be phreak related, but I can't think
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of anything interesting ryte now, so it'll be...next time.......
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SOCIAL DISTORTION!
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