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MONEY INCORPORATED DIGEST #26
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RELEASED 24 JANUARY 1995
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CONCEPT BY SLEEPY
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KEYED BY SLEEPY
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CRACK BY SLEEPY
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Money Incorporated Are: Sleepy
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Sonic Fury
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CCRider
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The Big Cheese
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Method Man
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Orgasmic Anomaly
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Today's Topic: The Money Inc. Bill of Rights
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Well, in light of last night's state of the Union address, in which
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the king, err...president basically joined the Republican party, I have
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compiled a list of the basic rights of all cool people in the free world.
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(Actually, these rights only apply to people that I like, and that's not
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many.)
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THE MONEY INCORPORATED BILL OF RIGHTS
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I. The right to rip people off shall not be denied. Remember, the words of
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the immortal Bobby Heenan (admit it, you used to watch wrestling too!)
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"Win if you may, lose if you must, but always, ALWAYS cheat.!"
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II. The inalienable right to obtain anything anytime at no monetary cost.
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This would include warez and long distance fone service.
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III. All people have the right to piss anyone off that they want to. If
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this right is denied, we will all become a bunch of pansy, PC, pussy
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whipped, liberal scumbags.
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IV. The right to hate someone for no reason. This doesn't mean that I
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hate people for their race, religion or politics. I just hate certain
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people. Simple as that.
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V. The right to listen to cool music. I have the shits of electronic
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techno-dance-crap.
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VI. The right to keep your mouth shut when the feds come to ask you
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questions about someone that is on our side. If they're a narc or
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an asshole, then feel free to open up to the cops, hell, make up shit
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if you want to.
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VII. The right to sleep at night knowing that I have so many fucking guns
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I could arm a small third world country. And if some fucking
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bleeding-heart wants to take them, I'll blow him the fuck away.
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VIII. The right to inflict pain upon the weak. Who's gonna stop us?
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IX. The right to cruelly abuse animals. This is tied in with Amendment
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III, in that it's just here to piss people off.
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X. The right to basically kill, pillage, rape, destroy, kill, steal,
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rob, maim, kill, bomb, and basically act like an asshole.
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I know some people will take this shit seriously, and if you want to, you
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have that right. I really don't give a shit if you hate me. I don't give
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a shit if you agree with me. What I do give a shit about is the advancement
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of the right-wing anarchist agenda.
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With that note, I'll end this installment of the digest. Remember, if you
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don't like me fuck off!
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Copywrong 1995, Money Inc Holdings Ltd
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All rights protected under law (shya right!)
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Coming soon from Money Inc. - The lowdown on the greatest scam of all time,
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bar none. You are most probably a victim, at least you are if you do one
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of these things: Watch TV, have sex, vote, or read.
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MONEY INCORPORATED ROSTER FOR 1995
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QB-Sleepy (World Leader)
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HB-Sonic Fury (Hall of Famer)
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WR-CCRider (Warez God)
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C-The Big Cheese (We ain't talkin Velveeta)
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DL-Method Man (On the Injured Reserve)
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K-Orgasmic Anomaly (Mystery Player)
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Any inferrence to people living or dead is intentional.
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