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29 lines
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How to Hack a N.O.S.E. System (otherwise known as N.A.S.A.L. System)
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1) Find a really good N.O.S.E. system in your house or at school. You
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should also find a secluded area where you will be hacking N.O.S.E.
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2) Once you have found this place, and have your N.O.S.E. system ready to
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go, pull out your index finger for later use. The index finger will be
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used for entering your access code.
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3) After steps 1 and 2 are complete, stick your index finger in the N.O.S.E.
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you will be hacking. This is probably THE most important step in
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N.O.S.E. hacking.
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4) Start wiggling index finger once you are in the N.O.S.E. system. Wiggle
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until you feel crustations within the N.O.S.E. system.
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5) The next step is rather difficult so be careful. Once you have confir-
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mation that you have found a crustation within the N.O.S.E. system,
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stick your thumb in the N.O.S.E. and grab the crustation.
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What to do with the Crustation you have hacked:
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The crustation you have just come upon has many uses. I always stick my
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crustations to a local payphone or the handle of someone's car door. What-
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ever it is that you intend to use the crustation for, have a good time and
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be careful. You are now a N.O.S.E. hacker and you are the king of your
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domain.
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Kaos [N.O.S.E. hacker]
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