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[ Mind Warp - Volume #2, Issue #4, File #031 ]
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[ "Letter to Bozak" by Mustaine ]
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Letter to Bozak
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[Mustaine/Influenza]
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10/10/94
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Attention all guys, ladies, and mutants. Earlier this week a
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friend of mine named Michelle wrote this hilarious letter that we sent
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to this guy named Bozak. Who they are and why the letter was sent is none
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of anybody's buisness. But it was so hilarious, I had to share with you
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Mind Warp fans. Here goes...
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[----------------------------CUT HERE--------------------------------------]
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OCTOBER 7, 1994
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RE: Rejection of application
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Dear Mr. Bozak,
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We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to
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model and represent our product...Trojan Condoms.
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Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our Board of
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Directors feel that you fall somehwat short when you model our product.
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They feel that your wearing of our product in the ad does not portray a
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positive, romatic image. A loose, baggy, and wrinked condom is not very
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romantic. However, we do admire your efforts to try to firm and fill it by
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using "Poly-Grip"...even then, it slipped off before we could get the
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picture taken. (The young lady judge has been severly reprimanded for her
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uncontrollable and hysterical laughter.)
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We appreciate and thank you for your interest, and will retain your
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application for future consideration if by chance we decide there is a
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market for "micro-mini" condoms.
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Our deepest symapthy to your sexual partners,
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Sincerely,
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Trojan Condom Company
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[----------------------------CUT HERE--------------------------------------]
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That's it folks. Feel free to change the name, paste the appended
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version to a text file, and print out your own copy. It makes for a
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hilarious joke. That, and it's semi-original.
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Quick Greets:
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Raven (what? ONLY 12oo???)
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Pornlo (HUHHUH Die Beavis)
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Slarti (hehehe BOOBS heheheh)
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Casper (How ya doin' babes? Call me...)
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Frosty (gets me more inet BBS's baby...)
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Bye till my next article...
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Mustaine / Mind Warp / 1994
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==============================================================================
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Call the Recluse BBS at (301) 314-1505
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==============================================================================
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