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WHooMp here it is. The LAST [MiLK] Text file... kinda brings a tear
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to your eye, eh? Either that, or a sigh of relief. Well, probably most of
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you have though [MiLK] has been dead for a long time now, considering a file
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has not come out in the last two months... but we've, uhm, just been
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sleeping! yeah, that's it! Well, for your information, the Original group
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[MiLK] will be dead, but that is because a new offspring will be coming from
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it... MiLK will be merging with a bunch of kiddies on the New Jersey side,
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and a new group will be formed... something like "Tea and Crumpets" or
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"MiLK and Tea" or "Tea and MiLK"... something like that. So be watching for
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these, these Tfiles should be coming out at about 10x the pace that [MiLK]
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files came out... So, for old time's sake, let's take a [MiLK] Aptitude test!
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Let's see how much you REALLY subscibed to the school of MiLK...
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1) What do you consider yourself to be, in the eye of the world?
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a) I consider myself a citizen of the universe.
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b) I'm fuKien /<-RaD
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c) Joey Buttafuco
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d) I'm a Lamer.
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2) If you had 3 Oranges, and someone gave you 14 more, what would you have?
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a) 17 Oranges
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b) 42 Oranges
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c) Orange Juice
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d) Totall and Universal Happiness
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3) What is the typical response going through your head after reading the
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typical MiLK file?
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a) Wow! I wish I was a MiLK member!
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b) Wow! I'm glad I'm a MiLK member!
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c) What's that Smell?...
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d) This Sucks.
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4) Who is the greatest Lamprey hunter in the universe?
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a) Pete
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b) Nyarlathotep
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c) 42
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d) Helen Keller
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5) After reading a MiLK file, what's the most common response of these?
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a) I think I'm going to go help my community!
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b) I think I'm going to go get baked!
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c) I want to KILL the woman whose hand is on the home shopping
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club...
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d) That reminds me, I'm out of Sea Monkey food...
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6) What's your favorite type of music?
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a) Industrial
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b) Alternative
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c) Ray Gay
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d) The marching Band at my school
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7) What is the greatest Video game ever to be produced?
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a) DOOM
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b) Mortal Kombat
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c) Pac-Man
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d) Little People's Farm
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8) If you could watch ANY telelvision show right now, what show would you be
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watching?
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a) The Cosby Show
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b) Family Ties
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c) The Beverly Hillbillies
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d) Green Acres
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9) If you could watch ANY game show right now, what show would you be
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watching?
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a) Jeopardy
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b) The Price is right
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c) Press your Luck
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d) Supermarket Sweep
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10) If you could have sex with ANY television character, which would it be?
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a) Kelly Bundy from Married w/ Children
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b) Kirsty Alley from Cheers
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c) Smurfette from the Smurfs
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d) The Owner's Dog from Fraggle Rock
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Here's how you Score Yourself:
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Every Answer You Picked...
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A = 0 Points
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B = 1 Points
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C = 2 Points
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D = 5 Points
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0 - 10 Points : Go Read Some Anarchy Text Files.
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10 - 20 Points : You've only read the first few MiLK files
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20 - 30 Points : You need to drink a few more Slurpees
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30 - 40 Points : You're almost Lame enuff to be a MiLK member
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40 - 50 Points : Wow! You're really Phat!
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Thanks for Taking the Test. Expect the new Text File group to be
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out very soon to a BBS near You. Until then, this is MiLK, signing off...
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Note: If you are currently a MiLK member, get in touch with Jamesy
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immediately. We're going to need the old members to keep writing for the new
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group! Thanks...
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-=-
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Contact Jamesy at: milk@ripco.com
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The Obloid Sphere [708]965-3098 [14.4]
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This File is 4677 bytes: don't fuck with it
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