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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> "Millie"
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<20><><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> -By Yohan Bawk
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Die, Die, Die
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Boy, this piece of crap story could never have been written by some
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purveyor of really good taste like Biff Thelmus Bonglemeister III
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Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away--farther than you can
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imagine, farther even than the meaning of life, the meaning of God, the
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meaning of those little zits you get on your eyebrows--anyway, long,
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long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was this guy who wanted to
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take over the Galaxy. He was born into a troubled, broken, abusive,
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alcoholic, post-Vietnam-victimization-syndrom infested, downtrodden,
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downright shitty home. He was raised first by a mother who beat him
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around the head and neck with beer bottles, until she finally tired of
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the game and dumped him into a trash can, where he was found by a pimp
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and raised as a hustler. Eventually, he arose to a position of pimp
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himself and plotted to take over the world. Eventually he managed to
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cause trillions of dollars of damage per day, destroy half of the
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Galaxy's resources in five weeks, and fucked more people in a day than
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the Marquis de Sade did in his lifetime--all before joining PTL and
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preaching on Sundays on channel 38.
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But this is not the story of this preverted man, it's the story of his
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dog, Millie. Millie was a son of a bitch, as you might expect. Now
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one might ask, "why the hell are we hearing about some guy's dog" but
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rest assured THERE IS A REASON FOR ALL OF THIS. Anyway, Millie was
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raised in a friendly, good home, but one day when his master was taking
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him for a walk, Millie was hit with temporary insanity and bit him.
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"You son of a bitch!" yells the guy... Millie wagged his tail. He
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liked recognition. So the guy says, "die, die, die," pulls out a
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Magnum .44, and blasts Millie through the head. Millie falls over on
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the pavement bleeding, and his master drags him over to the bushes and
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leaves him there, and nobody every heard of Millie from then on, the
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guy told everyone he had been run over by a truck.
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Anyway, now it's not so long ago, and this asshole guy who shot his dog
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is ruling the Galaxy and getting some every hour. So he's just getting
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dressed, ready to make some more decisions and kill some more peasants,
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jerk as this guy is. So someone limps into the chamber with a
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trenchcoat. "Hey, you pervert," says the ruler of the Galaxy,
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"geddadamyroom!" So the stranger drops his trenchcoat, and it's Millie
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the dog! "Ruff ruff ruff," he says, and pulls out a Magnum 4.4, and
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blasts a hole through the building taking the poor ruler of the Galaxy
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with him.
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And so Millie married the concubine and lived happily ever after. The
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moral of the story is "don't shoot your dog"
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<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> [MiLK] Information <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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Sites:
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Barney's Pleasure Palace -7o8- 965.3o98 -World Headquarters-
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Mech World -7o8- 757.o116 -South Side DiSt-
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The Acropolis -7o8- 557.2826 -WeSt Side DiSt-
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Lunitic Phringe -7o8- 232.o565 -Chat DiSt-
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Member LiSt:
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James Hetfield Nyarlathotep Epic
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Nature Boy Medicine Man Plaid Wilderbeast
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Black Justice Igor Shimsky Yohan Bawk
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File Number 025
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File Size 4347 Bytes
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