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A-M00SE-ING ANECDOTES AND ILLUMINATION BY AND FOR THE PAWNS OF THE
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M00SE ILLUMINATI
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Issue #18| Disclaimer: The Editor will place almost anything | Nov. 20, 1988
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---------- in this newsletter out of a frantic desire to fill ---------------
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the issue, so don't blame him for the quality or content of the submissions.
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Excepting those he may have written himself, the enclosed items do not in any
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way represent the Editor's opinions. In fact, let's be real safe, and say that
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as far as this newsletter is concerned, he has no opinions at all. Okay? Good.
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**************************** EDITORIALS AND LETTERS ****************************
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Welcome to Issue #18. A word of wisdom to you all: Do NOT spill apple
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cider in your computer keyboard. It requires heavy cleaning.
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It appears that the Anachronist's LISTSERV command works, from what
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I hear you all received your copies of issue #17. It wasn't a month late,
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incidentally; I marked the date wrong.
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To lessen the load on BITNET, I am attempting to get a list at YALEVM
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to take care of half the chapters; there is a possibility that Kamikaze
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will be able to get one at Villanova as well. There won't be any major
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changes, however; at most, a change in the list you receive your issues
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from.
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Without further ado, on with the issue.
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<< This letter from Mommydammit. >>
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Bill,
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Markus and I were driving north on highway 301, just north
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of the Nice Bridge in Maryland... and we saw a M00se l0dge... is it
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ours??? We bl00ped to it just in case!!!
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Glad to see all the chapters adding up!
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BL00P!
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pamela/mommydammit
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<< Mommydammit: I don't know. But best to bl00p just in case. --Bill >>
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******************************* EVENTS AND NEWS ********************************
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<< Reprinted from CSBB.M00se, for those of you not subscribed. >>
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Fellow M00sers:
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It has come to my attention that there are not enough m00se thr0ng-a-
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th0ns, due to the locale of many of the m00se chapters, and the funds
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accessable to the conspiracy group. So, I would like to enter a proposal for a
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m00se throng-a-thon here in Fayetteville, Arkansas, or any surrounding area in
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Ark, OK, or TX for the Christmas holidays. It is expected that all the
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followers of the UAFSYSB HABiT thr0ng (which can be a lot at times) will
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attend, or as many as we can send. I hope that this is somehow accepted by some
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of the chapters around the surrounding area, and that we can get this thing off
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the ground. If not, Oh Well, I guess we will just have to have the usual
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Christmas. Here in Arkansas, we have a lot of things to offer.
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M00seMan
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***************************** FICTION AND POETRY *******************************
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<< This from Dave T. Dead. >>
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Heard this on Dr Demento...
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Dem M00se Goosers.
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How 'bout dem m00se goosers ain't they cloose?
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Up in dem boondocks goosen' dem M00se,
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Goosen' dem HUGE m00se,
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Goosen' dem tiny,
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Goosen' dem middly m00se in dey heinie,
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How 'bout dem M00se goosers ain't dey Dum'?
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Some use an umbrella,
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Some use a thumb,
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Dem obtoose M00se goosers sneeken' through the woods,
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Pokin' dem snoozy M00se in dey goods!
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How to be a M00se gooser?
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It'll turn ya puce!
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Get yer gooser loose and rouse a droozy M00se!!
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*************************** MISCELLANEOUS NONSENSE *****************************
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<< More Beez Babble >>
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I think we should make it a law that we remain M00ses and never change to
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something like Buffal0s. I know this sounds unimportant, but with the
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rising p0wer of the Superthrong, it may be dangerous!
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As of yet there are is only one other member of the Suave ladies men in
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dry clothing and I haven't heard from her in months. This trend towards
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men being wet and macho scares me since it was Manly men in wet clothing
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which brought about such things as: the Reagan Administration, New York
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Yankees, The Bay City Rollers and sweat.
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Are you aware of the song by Queen called M00setafa? Its on the Jazz album
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and is required listening.
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Just remember what Nietchze (sp!) said about Love:
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Love is riding through the Siberian tundra and having
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your snowmobile tip over. At night the ice weasels come.
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Which again reminds me that the big thing in my Bud House now is ice weasels.
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They are cousins of Otter Pops except they don't come in various tasty flavors.
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Not that this is really funny, but if something humorous does occur or I happen
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to mention ice weasels over and over again, you know why.
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As usual, anything I say can be distorted and/or published as you see fit since
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if you didn't do it, the sys progs who read everyones mail because they work for
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big brother would read it (I know sucky sentence structure!) and would use it
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against me in case I ran from President (not for, but from). Blah blah blah.
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Tag! You are it!
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Beez of the Crumpled face variety
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*************** AND, OF COURSE, THE UBIQUITOUS M00SE LIST UPDATE ***************
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PLEASE ADD
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Buffalo thr0ng V122QQVZ @ UBVMSD Sweeper M00se
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IN%"JJZ @ S.CC.PURDUE.EDU"
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ChickenM00se
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HABiT DB06103 @ UAFSYSB David Boddie
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Old Dominion University thr0ng LBS100S @ ODUVM (nick unknown)
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Portland thr0ng IP60591 @ PORTLAND Centauri
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Stony Brook thr0ng JROSENSH @ SBCCVM Joanne Rosenshein
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SUNY at Brockport thr0ng DS1437 @ BROCK1P Don Schleede
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MW2440 @ BROCK1P Mark Weiland
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Villanova thr0ng 59401463 @ VUVAXCOM Starscream
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CHANGE
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from: V050NRGD @ UBVMSA JetStar
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to: V054NN84 @ UBVMSA Foto (AKA PacifistM00se)
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rom: VY8630 @ BINGVAXA Red Rock Mud Puddle
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to: FR0250 @ BINGVMA
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