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---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------
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------03.19.94-----------------------------------------------------#008------
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Innocent Gothic Boy Vomits
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Appreciated by Snarfblat
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From: mnemonic@netcom.com (Rev Lebaredian)
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Subject: Innocent Gothic Boy Vomits
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Newsgroups: alt.fondle.vomit
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Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 12:45:18 GMT
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The following is a true story of a tender loving Gothic Boy/Girl that he
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told me. If anybody questions this story, we can obtain the name, address
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phone #, picture, shoe size, hair lint, and vomit sample(fondled and all):
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Once upon a time in the land where rocks are eagles the boy of Gothdom
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called PUNCHY(for all practicle purposes) was shmoozin around in his land
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of green flowers with his kiddlin sistar watchin there kanine dogster
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squeezin a sweet frump on the bed of green. At their delight, the
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poochey-kin took of it's precious lawn cigar a wiff of oderiphous sent.
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In one quick smoof mistar woffey-woofer champed down the greasy chunk of
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brownie roll(yummy-yooom-yimmy).
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The powie-pooch then gurgled in extuseey! AND fountaned his everloving
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lumpchinks of mutt-dirt-sculpture over the greeny tundra. To the
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boogey-eyed stretched-lipped limpin-lobed amazement of the donnie and marie
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of the nindies, punky-pupper swiped up his uncle RALPH(a.ka. RALPHOO!ma)
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and swallered his baby-luv for the twise tam.
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This didn't cuddle in nicely with punchy's all knowin luve seete. There
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was gurglin bublin rumplin tumplin good time gone ahn in the old man food
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SAC of dair old PUNCHY. Mr. tappypooke said g'by to mr. pres sir Kennedy
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launched up the lunchski. GOODTIm I'LL bE DamNED goothic punchyrello blew
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the biale ONTO! the concrate wer the der yung SHATdoggy lapped up ms.
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pukleteat and freinds from the CHANKland rat beefore the virgine ahs of the
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dear shlubbin MISSY SISSY ENgothereney!ponchereno.
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THIS DANT NOT NO seemely SAt wrat in th'lubbin ol' nostrilites of the all
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MATTY eas o bucket O' ]}[}92"9GODDYgoodyFODgodGie. An he seta down the ohl
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matty power o'd'lode off herlin merlin hissy pissy shissy tissy wissy kissy
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sissy smass of mr. freind yellowchank ... And browt forthey NaTuReS pLuNgEr
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on sisso mismo, han sheey not without my daughter vormited on the patty'o o'
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sin'o.
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What happen after tis a mistery ofall time.
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