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$$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1010
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[-- $$""b. $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --]
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "Loves Park II"
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by, Trilobyte
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 1/22/00
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[-- $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --]
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$$ $$ "TssT" "TssT"
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marvin, i was calm. but now i'm starting to get agitated.
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if YOU were under extreme amounts of pressure, would you become a
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pipe of plumbing? would YOU supply water to the sink or let that job be
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taken care of by the small children in the room carrying buckets from the
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well? would YOU let all these small diapered infants do the work for you
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just because your fireman of a father was stepping on your stupid red
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hat? just because YOUR head hurts, you're going to make so much work
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for stubby-fingered midgets?
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i don't like you, i never have.
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you smell like canned olives and your jeans are an improper shade
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of blue. your eyes bug out of your head. making eye contact with you is
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painful, my head splits open so that people can look at all the folds on
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my brain, and as the folds multiply, more people come to watch the
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spectacle, and then we charge admission, you fucking asshole. if there's
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pressure on anyone here, its me. how are we going to keep on living like
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this, with our wonderful furnace and indoor plumbing, and toddlers, if
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all the pressure shifts to you? without some stress in my life, my head
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will never pulsate the same way again, and the circus that is my life
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will come to an end. we will have to buy elephants somewhere to keep the
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stupid masses of customers happy, and i don't know where to get
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elephants. i know where elephants ARE, i don't think i can TAKE or BUY
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them, because they haven't got price tags on em, and there aren't SHELVES
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that hold the elephants, like a normal store would have, and africa is
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not a store, that fact has been made very clear in recent years, i think.
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though i can buy sugar cane or olives or pearls or diamonds from that
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country, well, it's not a giant shopping plaza.
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no, YOU SHUT UP. i'm sick of your dirty fat rotten lazy mouth.
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when is the last time YOU lifted a finger around this big top of an
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extravaganza? i make all the money to pay our living expenses and you
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just sit and make bridges out of toothpicks. you're not going to GET
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ANYWHERE IN LIFE, you lazy ass sunnabitch.
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five dollars, please.
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thank you.
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now where was i
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pull those potato chips OUT OF YOUR ASS oh yeah don't EAT THEM you
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crazy cockroach useless hunk of muffin trash! if doctors operated on
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you they'd find FECES. that's ALL. fucking FECES in your HAIR, your
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EYES, your BUTT -- that hairy, nasty, lazy output mechanism of your
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rear, hind end.
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oh don't you
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don't you even
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DON'T BREAK THE FURNITURE
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son of a bitch
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mom gave us that couch
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now you ain't got nowhere to sit you fat ass marvin
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YEAH YOU'RE GONNA GO BACK AND BECOME A HAIRDRESSER MY lousy fat
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white ass you are.
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you just tug at your nipples all day while i toil away, and this
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kitchen gets scummy from all the dirt nuggets these folks carry in, but
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you're doing nothing about it. if you were the boss i could sue you
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for poor working conditions but you're just an ugly gargoyle coughing
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up yellow mucus into a bowl and i have to hit you on the back with a
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rubber mallet, fucker.
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yeah, stand there.
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ok.
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MARVIN
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are you going to be in this family photo or WHAT?
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yeah there we go
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ok now everybody smile
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CHEESE
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[ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu, HOE #1010, BY TRILOBYTE - 01/22/00 ]
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