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$$$$T""P$$$ba, ,gd&P""T&bg. ,gd&P""T&bg.
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ggggggggggg $$$$ $$$$$b d$$$$ $$$$b d$$$$ $$$$$b ggggggggggg
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""""""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$bxxP&$$&P """""""""""
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$$$$ $$$$$$ T$$$$ $$$$P T$$$$
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$$$"""""" " """" $$$$$$ "T&$bxxd$&P" "T&$bxx$$$$$' " """"""$$$
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""" """""" """
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ggg "I Am So Excited To Write This" ggg
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$$$ by -> Kreid $$$
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$$$ $$$
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$$$ [ HOE E-Zine #977 -- 12/18/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ] .,$$$
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`"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
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ohhhhhhh my god. i am so excited to write this! wow! ehheh!
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okay seriously i should get started.
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OH MY GOD I AM SO EMBARASSED I JUST PEED IN MY PANTS. hold on,
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let me get a towel. OH MY GOD ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GET A TOWEL BUT NOW
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I'VE GOTTEN TOO EXCITED OH MY GOD THERE'S JIZZ EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
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jesus, i'm so sorry. let me clean this up OHHHHHHHHHH OHH OH OH
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shit, well that should seriously be the last of it, i mean i already
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jerked off four times today OH GOD OGD GOD DAMNIT okay, well, now i have
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to go to the hardware store to get some turpentine for all this crusty
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jizz! jesus.
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i just hope the cashier doesn't smell or see the caked jizz that's
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all over my eyes. jesus, mary and joseph.
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OH MY GOD I FARTED! NOW THERE'S POO POO EVERYWHERE SON WHERE ARE
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YOU I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR WHORE OF A MOTHER WHERE
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ARE YOU SON I PROMISE I WON'T EVER HURT YOU AGAIN, SON? SON!
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GAH oh, sorry that sometimes happens. jesus, well, at least i'm
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calm now, having blown the last drop of semen out of my cock-hole. my
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cock-hole burns, it burns like fire OH MY GOD I'M CUMMINNG YESS YESS
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OAHAAHH.
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oh shit my mom walked in gotta go
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #977, BY KREID - 12/18/99 ]
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