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ggggggggggg $$$$ $$$$$b d$$$$ $$$$b d$$$$ $$$$$b ggggggggggg
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""""""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$bxxP&$$&P """""""""""
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$$$$ $$$$$$ T$$$$ $$$$P T$$$$
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$$$"""""" " """" $$$$$$ "T&$bxxd$&P" "T&$bxx$$$$$' " """"""$$$
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""" """""" """
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ggg "The Thingieness of Things" ggg
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$$$ by -> Mogel $$$
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$$$ $$$
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$$$ [ HOE E-Zine #951 -- 12/14/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ] .,$$$
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xYyZz`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]};:'",<.>/?\|
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RANDY SAVAGE AND INGMAR BERGMAN HAVE PROCLAIMED
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"LIMITATIONS MAKE BRILLIANCE!!! OHHH YHEA!!!"
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On those DARK, nice, EVIL, beautiful, SWEET nights, I can't help
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but think to myself that I'm thinking to myself about my thoughts and
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those thoughts are completely thought-related and intensely thoughtful in
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regards to the thoughts themselves, and not the thoughts in some
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abstract, irrelevant context.
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You can talk to me, but I can't talk to you. I'm talking to
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myself. You're talking to yourself. You're reading an arrangement of 98
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possible ascii characters and holy shit, does it feel good! It feels
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good for me and it feels good for you.
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READ IT OUT LOUD BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET THE VOICE
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OUT OUT OUT OF YOUR HEAD, IT'S TOO SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT
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YOUR VOICE BOX SMASHED AND BREAKABLE A PROSTATE GLAND
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CALLS OUT TO ME SOMETIMES THAT COULD SKIN A CAT
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I LIKE IT LIKE THAT
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get a looooooooooooooooooooooooong
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tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuube
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and stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
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it up my butttttttttttttttttttttttttt (HeHeHe!)
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so that i can really, truly, really, truly, really truly,
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really, truly, really, truly, really, truly,
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really, truly, really, truly, really,
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fart. (Hehehe!)
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this is not a cry for help, it's a cry for tears. tears of paper
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that cut my fingers, paper-thin, ripped, torn, wet, and
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if you ever think
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about the potential
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emotional range of a person
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and stop acting within
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the range of a small child
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you would realize
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who fucking cares?
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the bullets have failed
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ifs there ain't no
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hit is this clear
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i've made a model for you.
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this ain't one way.
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i used to write ascii that insulted.
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it ain't
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rage
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i ain't a
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sage
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i've got to
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stop
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using the
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word
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ain't so
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much
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over-expression means repression
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over-statement means
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you're untalented.
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i don't want to bring the noise. /
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/
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my dark dark dark dark consuming sadness and badness and /
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/ darkity dark dark gloom desires that the real life
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MISE EN SCENE of my drab blab existence could
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/ possibly manifest itself and rain /
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/ / / rain down
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/ / / / / / (brrr!!)
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/ / / / / / /
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/ / / HOW PITEOUS THY PLIGHT / /
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/ I WANT TO ADVANCE IT'D BE NICE TO /
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TO THE NEXT LEVEL KNOW THAT THERE
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AHHH IF ONLY LIFE WERE REWARDS IN
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WERE A VIDEO GAME CLIMBING UP THE
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WITH ALL THOSE SUPER COOL LEVELS FOR LIFE
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BUT IT AIN'T LIKE WE LIKE AND THE BOSS AT okay.
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THAT NOW IS IT??? THE END OF THIS
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IT AIN'T LIKE TOO GAME IS A MAJOR
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MUCH I GUESS, HUH PAIN IN THE ASS
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IF THERE WAS ONE MESSAGE I COULD DISPENSE
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UNTO ALL OF YOU, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE ONE
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THAT'S AT LEAST A
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BIT FRIENDLIER OR well, hi!
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AT LEAST SOMEWHAT
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INTERACTIVE, BLAH
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THIS ACT OF PUTTING IN THESE HERE LETTERS
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IN TO FIT THESE HERE SPACE SURE IS STUPID
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welcome to hi. i am saying hello. i am your special friend.
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welcome to hi. you are my greeting. i am your greeting.
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welcome to my creamy interior. i am your donut. greetings!
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welcome to hello! i am greeting you! this is your life!
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welcome to the limitations of the human mind! i am your greeting!
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fuck you!!
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i just farted!!
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(HeHeHe!)
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please shit in my mouth!!
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no.
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i'm sorry.
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i've apologized one too many times.
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hi.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #951, BY MOGEL - 12/14/99 ]
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