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$$$$T""P$$$ba, ,gd&P""T&bg. ,gd&P""T&bg.
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ggggggggggg $$$$ $$$$$b d$$$$ $$$$b d$$$$ $$$$$b ggggggggggg
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""""""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$bxxP&$$&P """""""""""
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$$$$ $$$$$$ T$$$$ $$$$P T$$$$
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$$$"""""" " """" $$$$$$ "T&$bxxd$&P" "T&$bxx$$$$$' " """"""$$$
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""" """""" """
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ggg "Math" ggg
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$$$ by -> Rhea $$$
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$$$ $$$
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$$$ [ HOE E-Zine #947 -- 12/08/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ] .,$$$
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`"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
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Your eyes were scary for a minute there. (ooooh) I saw them
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darken. My eyes saw your eyes darken, and then my eyes blinked, and your
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eyes were normal again. Nice, normal, empty.
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Emptiness is secure and safe. Keep your eyes like that. Then I can
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despise you easily, safely, securely. It makes sense, you know?
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I know! Let's make the nonsensical sensical, shall we? That'd be a
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trip, man. Let's differentiate each other, because we are different,
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after all. We're all different. I'll find the derivative of "u" and
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you'll integrate "m" + "e" and then take the derivative of that and then<65>
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you'll be left with just me. Oh.
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Never mind.
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The funny thing is that I'm not writing this with anyone
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particular in mind<6E> I'm just writing "you" and pretending there is a
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"you," but no, it's all a big, fat, juicy lie. There is no you. You are
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not.
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I am. Really, I am.
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Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite. Oh, I feel such Terror when I think
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about you. Oh oh oh. Ho ho ho. I think this holiday is a good time to
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celebrate your commercial beauty, don't you?
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Lovely Santa Claus loves me. And you. You and me.
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You and me and the apple tree;
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You and me, so passionately.
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You and me and the bourgouisie.
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Me and you and Kalamazoo!
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You and me and one bent knee,
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Me and you and through and through and
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oh, if I only loved you.
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-- I'm going to make you scream I'm going to make you scream I'm
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going to make you listen to Ella Fitzgerald and Billie Holliday I'm going
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to say "gonna" because it's so charming it's so charming it's so I'm
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gonna make you scream for me.-- Too bad there is no "you." Too bad!
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This is so disjointed. But I never learned the words to that song,
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so you can't blame me. The thigh bones connected to the hip bone, I know
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that, but that's all I know. One thing only I know, and that is that the
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thigh bones connected to the hip bone. Damn. I had this dream the other
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day<61> want to hear about it, Mr. Scary Eyes? Sure you do. I dreamt about
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saying something like "I know I'm ignorant!" to Bridget's dad, the
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philosopher, and that I regretted it immediately afterwards, because he
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likes Socrates and then he thought something like, "Socrates only became
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sure of his ignorance after years and years of study, but today's youth
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just accepts it without a single second thought. They read about Socrates
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and say, 'Wow, that makes sense. I am ignorant.' And then they go back
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and buy more things with dear Santa Claus smiling down on them."
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So, I read Bridget's dad's thoughts. Interesting dream, eh?
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I'm no good at calculus - maybe I should have mentioned that
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earlier. Maybe I should have checked your eyes first before I started
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talking math because after all, math is the binding of the universe! Like
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toilet paper! But it dissolves! And what are we left with? Just words.
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Hahaha!
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Damn. This was a waste of time.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #947, BY RHEA - 12/08/99 ]
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