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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #747
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "The World I Live In"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Hort (hort@hoe.nu)
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/22/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Stupid Bitches run rampant. Stupid Hicks run after them. The stupid
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spics eat the leftovers from the stupid hicks and then sometimes the stupid
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hicks turn around and shoot the stupid spics. Behind the stupid spics are
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the stupid pigs, who make a living out of chasing the stupid spics around.
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The stupid spics sometimes turn around and shoot a stupid pig, but only when
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the stupid spics really outnumber the stupid pigs. The stupid pigs will
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occasionally shoot a stupid spic and will beat them often. The stupid pigs
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will sometimes miss and hit a stupid hick. Then the stupid hicks will whip
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out their shotguns and take out a bunch of stupid spics, and maybe a stupid
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pig.
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The stupid bitches run faster, so the stupid hicks jump in their
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retarded-looking jacked up trucks, take off after the bitches, and will
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sometimes even run over a stupid spic. The bitches run even faster and the
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stupid hicks blow up their engines when they get a woody and totally fuck up
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their balance. The stupid hick then goes to a mechanic, that passes the job
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onto some stupid dirty spic. Since hicks make all sorts of modifications to
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their retarded-looking trucks, when the stupid spic is trying to take the
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engine out, it falls and kill him. The yuppie shop owner then blames the
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hick, and comes after him with a tire iron. The hick grabs his shotgun and
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kills the yuppie. Then it's all over the 10 o'clock news.
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The previously mentioned stupid bitches are divided into skanks,
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hoes, and chinks. Hoes are bitches who will fuck just about anyone. But
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they do have a standard of who they will fuck and hicks fall into this
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category. Now the skanks are the bitches who dont have standards, simply
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because if they had any, they wouldnt get laid at all. The stupid spics are
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the only ones who will fuck the skanks. What these people become is
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discussed later.
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Chinks are bitches who just spread their legs and pose for cum shots
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in magazines and videos. They are a yuppie porno-magazine owner's dream,
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and are used by them often. The stupid hicks now buy the yuppie's magazine
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and masturbate to the cum shots of chinks. They then go out and harass
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chinks, hoping to get some. The chinks notice the jizz stain, and then they
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get their friends, the spics, to kill the hicks.
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By now the skanks have had relations with at least 5 different spics
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and mother at least 3 different mini-spics. They live off welfare and food
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stamps, which they use to buy crack and twinkies respectively. The welfare
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money given to the spics is used by the spics to bail their pseudo-friend
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spics out of jail and to buy more crack to sell to skanks and other spics.
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The spics and skanks occasionally OD on crack and go out in an orgy of
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convulsions, however have already fathered or mothered at least 3 mini-spics
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each. This is why the whole spic race never really dies or goes away.
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Back to the hoes. They commonly try to maintain two jobs, one of
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which is waitressing at a local bar, getting fondled every night by a bunch
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of drunken hicks and spics. The bar is the only place the hicks and spics
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can stand each other, since it smells bad anyways. The hoes make the
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payment on a one bedroom apartment that commonly has 3 or 4 pot smoking
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hicks in there at one time. Since a hick cant possibly satisfy a flea, much
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less a hoe, the hoe has a secret affair with the dog. The dog is now part
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of their child, and this loops over and over creating a more fucked up
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generation each time.
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The yuppies (cant forget the yuppies) have little or no influence on
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what and hicks or spics do in their life, but does watch and complain about
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what they are doing to their friend yuppies. The yuppies occasionally fuck
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hoes, but will often fuck female yuppies.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #747 - WRITTEN BY: HORT - 7/22/99 ]
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