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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #659
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Trendy, Are We?"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Unrelated
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/22/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Here is a list of trends, old and new, that I just don't understand
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and propably never will.
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Why is it trendy to be Asian? Go to Gadzoooks, look at the clothes
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they have there... *deep shudder*.
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Why are stupid childrens cartoons trendy? -- i.e. Powerpuff Girls.
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Hippies. Need I say more?
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Why is it trendy to be dead? "I'm so gothic, I'm dead". Sure,
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dress the way you want, pretend to be a vampire, run around and bite
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people's necks, never watch the sunrise, look dead, sleep in a coffin, and
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in the end, die anyways, after many years of pretending to be immortal...
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losers....
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What about the colors: Blue, black, green, brown, purple, and pink?
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Why are they all so popular, you never see a mix of these colors, there
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always alone.....
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What about preppy's? They've got no fucking clue!!!
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Spare changing has become popular! I don't get it.... GET A JOB!!!
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(This, coming from a semi-homeless person, who "spanges" spare changes, all
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the time.)
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Super christianity! I beat down for the lord!!!! if god truly
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loved me, he wouldn't have made T.V. evengalists...
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White trash.....SHOOT THEM ALL!!!!! You shoould not be proud to be
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white trash........
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Wannabee's......SHOOT THEM ALL!!!!!!........Get a real life....
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contrary to what offspring might think, the world does NOT need
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wannabees.....
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Paganism......well....if you gatta believe that there is some type
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of other spiritual beings ruling nature, why not blame everything on many
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gods, instead of one demon....sure, that makes sense to me why not, and
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while were in fantassy land, I'd like a blow job....
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The alien trend, you know, "We Believe", "There out There",
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BULLSHIT!!!!!! Get a life, the X-files is a tv show, NOT REAL LIFE!!!!
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Ok, now think about it.....never mind, not worth the time or the effort...
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Oh yeah, and why, oh why oh why, is it now trendy among teens, and
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some college students, to be "Bi-Sexual".... Damnit, now, not many things
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piss me off, but, this is one of them, don't pretend to be a dyke or a
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queer just to impress or scare somebody off, because not only are you
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hurting your own mental psyche, but, you could possibly be seriously
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hurting somebody -- I mean, in the bad way. I don't really care if you go
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out and purposefully piss somebody off, but when you start to go around
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messing with their head and their emotions, you should be fucking shot!!!
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You don't tell somebody that you like them alot, and then when it finally
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gets to the moment of passion you say just kidding, or I like somebody
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else, or I'm not really bi, I'm stragiht, well, FUCK YOU!!!! Grow the
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fuck up.....damn....
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Hair dye, I don't get it.....just, whatever....
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Piercings, what the??? you pierced what?? Where?? ow.
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In closing, just remember, you are unique, just like everybody
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else...
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Editors' note: any similarities between this file and *EVERY*
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text file from 1995 are purely coincidence.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #659 - WRITTEN BY: UNRELATED - 5/22/99 ]
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