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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #634
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "About Nothing"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Reflecks
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/11/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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we've seen zines. we've all read text files.
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hey. some of us even write the damned things.
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stories, bitchings, rants.
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diaries. questions. raves.
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some are useful. others, well. many are pointless.
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Hm. *sometimes* they're useful.
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what you are about to read is no different.
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if it were any different, the title you had just read would have
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been followed by a gentle voice directing you to the nearest exit.
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Nonono.
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I, your charming driver and tour guide into the wonderful
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disneyland-esque world of wit and sarcasm, am not here to frighten you with
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new and bold ideas, creative notions, or innovative actions. I'm sure you
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have seen that sort of deal enough to want something.. well, normal.
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if you enjoy this text file then great, but if not, oh well, what's
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a few lost minutes of time in the grand scheme of things, eh?
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Really. If we were all so concerned about deadlines and following
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time and such, we wouldnt be wasting precious time and money reading some
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ineffable pile of zine, now would we?
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No, sir, no, ma'am.
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that is exactly why zines are here. zines such as this one. zines
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that pick you up, spin you 'round, give you a big smooch on the cheek, then
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kick you straight in the world again. Except for this article.
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Hmph.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #634 - WRITTEN BY: REFLECKS - 5/11/99 ]
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