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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #574
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "I Suck"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Phairgirl
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 4/14/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Dude, I suck. Leave me alone. I am not cool. Get off my back.
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No, really. I mean it. I am not saying that just to make myself
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look pseudo-modest. Seriously, I suck.
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What the hell is your problem? It's obvious: I suck. So quit
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telling me I don't suck. Because we all know that I suck.
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Shut up. I'm such a stupid lamer. Obviously you're just saying
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that so that I think you really like me, when you're actually making shit
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out of me the minute I'm gone. Fuck you, man, I totally suck. FUCK YOU.
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Goddamn it, I am not _even_ trying to be pretentious. What the fuck
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is _your_ problem? I didn't say shit to you. I just told you to quit
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saying I rule, because I SUCK. I SUCK SERIOUS PILES OF DOG SHIT.
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NO I AM NOT A FUCKING GOTH. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. I HATE ME I SUCK.
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YOU RULE, I SUCK. GET IT STRAIGHT.
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No, I don't think I'm better than you. I suck. Yes, I do. Goddamn
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it, do I have to beat you to get you to understand? I DO NOT RULE. Oh,
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fuck you then.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't want to upset you, you just don't
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understand. No, I _don't_ hate you. Look, I think you rule! You kick
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ass! You don't suck! No, really, you don't suck! You RULE!
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You are the BEST HOE WRITER EVER! I'm not just saying that! You
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don't suck, you're only saying that because you're trying to be modest.
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Why would I say you kicked ass if I didn't think you kicked ass?
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You are the fucking BOMB! You completely, totally, and absolutely RULE.
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You're _not_ a lamer!
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Oh I get it now, you're just one of those GOTHS. You HAVE to act
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all moody and down on yourself. But I know your secret, and that secret
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is: you kick ass!
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YOU RULE!@!!#!!!!!#@!
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And I SUCK.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #574 - WRITTEN BY: PHAIRGIRL - 4/14/99 ]
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