98 lines
4.6 KiB
Plaintext
98 lines
4.6 KiB
Plaintext
|
[--------------------------------------------------------------------------]
|
||
|
|
ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #568
|
||
|
|
`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
|
||
|
|
888 888 888 888 888 "Do You Want Cheese
|
||
|
|
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 With Your Whine?"
|
||
|
|
888 888 888 888 888 "
|
||
|
|
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o by Granny [4/11/99]
|
||
|
|
o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
|
||
|
|
[--------------------------------------------------------------------------]
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
I dedicate this piece of writing to Isaac issue of HOE E'zine, after
|
||
|
|
reading his "For Kelly 7-9". Whoever's rambling writing style I'm ripping
|
||
|
|
off, I give kudos to you.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Sinus infections suck. I've been on antibiotics for almost 2 months
|
||
|
|
now and I'm going to be on another round by tonight or tomorrow, depending
|
||
|
|
on when I can get the medicine. I sometimes wonder if those bacteria are
|
||
|
|
out to get me.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
"Gee, Granny is almost well. Let's divide, multiply, and start
|
||
|
|
hurting her again!"
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
"Ok, let's do it!"
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
"Yeah, that way she can miss a bunch of school right before she
|
||
|
|
graduates, thus giving her an even lower GPA than she has now!"
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
"Yeah, yeah, rah rah!"
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
"Then we will make her buy expensive pills, machines, and all sorts
|
||
|
|
of quackery, thinking it will help her become well again."
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
"heheh, hehehehe, yeah, yeah, quackery, heheheheheehehe"
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
<bacteria do their work>
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
And I'm getting sick of the credit card offers over the phone.
|
||
|
|
Though I keep on getting the free T-shirts and other stuff when I fill out
|
||
|
|
the applications. I'm beginning the free stuff isn't worth the annoying
|
||
|
|
calls.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Does anyone else have problems looking at themselves naked in the
|
||
|
|
mirror? Every once in awhile I can look at myself and try not to repress
|
||
|
|
any emotions that come up. I especially can't look when I'm trying to
|
||
|
|
brush my teeth or wash my face. I'm a bit paranoid about it too -- even
|
||
|
|
though I know it's not true, I sometimes think somebody has a hidden camera
|
||
|
|
in my bathroom. Then again, that's kind of vain of me, because there are
|
||
|
|
so many other chickies here that have much better naked bodies.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
I sometimes wish I could have the brains and temperament Aristotle
|
||
|
|
or Plato. These guys were two geniuses and I bet they had a lot of
|
||
|
|
patience. I'm smart but not a genius. Plus I don't have a lot of
|
||
|
|
patience.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
I wish I could remember every 80s song I heard on the radio when I
|
||
|
|
was younger. There are a lot of 80s songs I can't place now, even though I
|
||
|
|
have bits and pieces of them in my head. Just the other day I was checking
|
||
|
|
out Amazon.com and listened to Terri Gibb's "Somebody's Knocking". Jeez,
|
||
|
|
did that bring back memories. I remember making my bed and living in
|
||
|
|
Mt. Vernon, Virginia. I also remember making my bed every time I hear
|
||
|
|
Noel's Silent Morning:
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Silent morning,
|
||
|
|
I wake up and you're not by my side,
|
||
|
|
Silent morning,
|
||
|
|
You know how hard I try,
|
||
|
|
Silent morning,
|
||
|
|
They say a man's not supposed to cry.
|
||
|
|
Silent morning,
|
||
|
|
Why did your love have to be a lie?
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
And I can't resist, the heavenly bliss,
|
||
|
|
The magic concealed in your kiss,
|
||
|
|
And you must realize, what I see in your eyes,
|
||
|
|
Takes me to paradise
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
I'm tired of the Greek System. You know, the sorority and
|
||
|
|
fraternity people. The sorority chickies around here seem to be Stepford
|
||
|
|
pre-wives: Wear the same clothes, talk the same, act the same, have the
|
||
|
|
same hairdo, etc, etc. To combat this, I wear clothes that they don't
|
||
|
|
wear. So I'm usually in computer geek outfits: a T-shirt from a computer
|
||
|
|
company with a snappy logo, jeans, and Dr. Scholl's black running shoes.
|
||
|
|
The fraternity boys are a bunch of poon hounds: their mission in life is
|
||
|
|
to get drunk and get laid. Now, there is inherently wrong with either,
|
||
|
|
but as Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle say, too much enjoyment of the senses
|
||
|
|
can lead one down the wrong path (No, I'm not being a Christian right
|
||
|
|
winger or some hardcore, straight-edge person -- try reading Aristotle's
|
||
|
|
Nicomachean Ethics).
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
I'm also sick of the Campus Crusader's that have infiltrated the
|
||
|
|
campus. They seem to always want to convert me to Christianity. I'm
|
||
|
|
sorry, no matter how much I try, I just cannot believe in Jesus. I think
|
||
|
|
the diversity of the Christian religion is a turn off. Don't even try to
|
||
|
|
send me literature, I got saved at the office, thank you.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
[--------------------------------------------------------------------------]
|
||
|
|
[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #568 - WRITTEN BY: GRANNY - 4/11/99 ]
|