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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #493 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Change of Heart?" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> M4D 3LF !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 3/3/99 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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What the hell is wrong with this world? More specifically, what
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the hell is wrong with Fox?? Christo and Caroline have been dating for
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five months since they met at work. Unfortunately, it hasn't all roses.
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Christo is concerned with his eleven year age difference over
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Caroline, he feels she is immature and lacks responsibility. He is
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also worried by the fact Caroline had cheated on her previous partners.
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Caroline feels Christo lacks sophistication and they lost that "spark".
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She isn't too happy about Christo's array of female friends either. So
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who can help out this downtrodden couple? Weekday afternoons on Fox,
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after "Love Connection" (what happened to Chuck?), is a show called
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"Change of Heart". Simply put, a cross between "Love Connection" and
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"Jerry Springer".
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Hosted by some dual-earringed, yuppie-looking winnie boy, the
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show takes a disenchanted pair and sends them each out on a blind date,
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then brings all four people back for each member of the original couple
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gloat about what a wonderful time they had without the other. Caroline
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was sent out with David the hunk. They introduce David and out pops a
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twenty-something tan adonis. Christo is visibly jealous and Caroline is
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beaming with that *heh heh* grin. David and Caroline giggle and hold
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hands as they tell yuppie winnie boy about their glorious evening,
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meanwhile Christo is fluctuating between shades of red. David is an
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artist, specializing in nudes (of course). Yuppie adds tension to the
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situation by asking if Caroline would pose nude for David, while the
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distraught Christo looks on in horror. Ah, but revenge is sweet! It's
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time to bring out Laura, Christo's blind date. Laura had a great time
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with Christo, she even want's to address Caroline's complaints. They
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ran into some of Christo's male and female friends and she hit it off
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with them as well. Christo happily pipes in with how his friends told
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him to ditch Caroline and start dating Laura.
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Time for the lightning round! Wait, wrong show...but it is time
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for our couple to decide if they want to stay with their current love or
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try it out with their respective dates. Caroline and Christo both agree
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to give up their five month relationship and cuddle up with someone new.
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This falls into the same category as the people go on Riki or
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Jerry to declare their lesbian love affairs to their current loves. On
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top of it, the show only promotes rebound relationships, which we all
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know to be the *best* way to start a heathy and solid love. Why do they
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subject themselves to this kind of embarrassment? Why can't they stay at
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home and work out your problems or break up repeatable??
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One word: ratings.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #493, WRITTEN BY: M4D 3LF - 3/3/99 !!
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