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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #413 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: ===========================================
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "My Phallic Pistol" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Teerts !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/10/99 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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first off, as a sidenote, jeff (altrocks) is being a cock.
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sure, that has not much to do with the rest of this piece, but the
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dickhead is shining a laser pointer in my eyes... i'm gonna go kick him
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in the dick soon...
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How is a gun a phallic symbol? i think there are far too many
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people who claim that... well, just about anything can be a phallic
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symbol, a symbol of men's dominance over women and also each other.
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you may ask, exactly how can a gun be phallic? is anything that can be
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used to exert power over another automagically to be considered phallic?
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what aspects or characteristics of a gun help to make it the symbol of
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manhood which it is considered to be? some similar aspects of the two
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are the way in which they are used: pointed away from the bearer, they
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both shoot. also, depending on the size, they can both strike fear into
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the hearts of many. there is also shared terminology between these two
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great icons of power in our society. one 'cocks' a gun before
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'shooting' it. one can 'blow' someone's head off, or pump them full of
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[insert ammunition here]. there are also the questions of penetration,
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entrance, and exit. you make the connections.
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these things alone, in my opinion, do not make a gun phallic in
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nature, it is mostly just pragmatical. (yes, i'm pretty sure that is a
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word. look it up or something.) what about taking into accuont the
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construction and design of a gun? the mechanisms which make the whole
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thing operate are behind and below the portruding part. "what about
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balls?" some may ask. sure, without testes and a prostate, a penis
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would be biologically useless, much like a gun without trigger and
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hammer mechanisms. the fact that those mechanisms were placed where
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they were, are for aesthetics and practicality. i'm sure that if it
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were really intended to be a phallus-like object, it would have all been
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incorporated into one big cylinder. that way, it would have resembled
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the offensive part of the male anatomy!@
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'civilized' men wanted a way to throw heavy objects at each
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other, at a relatively high velocity, from relatively far away. (i'm
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pretty sure, man haters, that there was not a man sitting around one
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day, penis in hand, who suddenly had a vision and exclaimed 'i've got
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it! the perfect weapon! guys, check this idea out!')
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the whole idea for a gun probably came from some silly accident
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due to fireworks or something... evolving into cannon, then hand-cannon,
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then eventually pistols. i mean hey, as a 'civilised' man, i'd like to
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be able to carry my new heavy-thing-hurler around with me, i dont like
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swords anymore. also, we 'civilised' men do not engage in spear and
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rock warfare.
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heh, so much like meat-eating, guns and war help us reaffirm
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our masculine hold on society. die cow, die. moo. *bang*
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mmm.... ehhhh...
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #413, WRITTEN BY: TEERTS - 1/10/99 !!
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