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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTACY PRESS RELEASE #275 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: ===========================================
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Mel The He/she Girl Slug" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Aster !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/9/98 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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once apon a time there was alittle girl called mel. mel was very
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evil and bad! mel is actually a slug and he was madly in love with his
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girlfriend but alas, she was a horse and they didn't know how to make
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this work.
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but she acted evil and killed everything good anyway because she
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was a bad thing ond day she met an evil man, a ferocious man. she was
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afraid but had to defend herself because her slug friend was too weak
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despite his claims to have once saved the world.
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but the evil man finaly left and she was so happy that she decided
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to take mel out to celebrate at her favorite restaurant: "the salt lick".
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bad idea for her poor friend mel.
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now mel is going to die because she is evil and bad and happiness
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is evil, too. so mel ran and ran untill she found a small black box which
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she crushed and then ran home. mel narroly escaped disolving at the salt
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lick and his girlfriend felt so bad that she ran and hid in a black box
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she happened to find. suddenly the walls caved in and she was crushed.
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so sad so very sad
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but she was so incredibly evil that her soul rose from the ruins
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and took over a poor onlookers poor, defenseless body. the body of the
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person was soon wrecked and twisted and on tis way to japan, in a small
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cramped box.
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THE END.
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eat a banana.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #279 - WRITTEN BY: ASTER - 11/9/98 !!
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