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"Y88888888P" 888 888 "Y8888P" "Y8888 "Y88888888P"
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hogs of entropy #117
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>> "an interview with mogel" <<
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taken from log files written well before july, 1995 (hoe #90)
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this is not funny.
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by -> jamesy
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Mogel: INTERVIEW ME ALL NIGHT LONG. ASK THOSE QUESTIONS HARD AND FAST!
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Jamesy: So, Mog, with all these Sticky Richie Rich comics lying around,
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what are you now going to do to get off?
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Mogel: Well, Jamesy, one can never had enough Richie... if you know what I
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mean, heh heh!
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Jamesy: If you were a vegetable, which vegetable would you be?
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Mogel: Well, Lamesy, I think it would be a turnip. Turnips are so pretty.
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So fresh. So rad! The breath the essense of WaReZ. I know that's
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hard to get from a veggie - but I do it!
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Jamesy: Speaking of Warez, what did you think of THG's new release of
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PKZIP for OS/2 v2.04x?
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Mogel: Well Jamesy, I think that the release had many blatant bugs in it. I
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think that it would have been better if they just stole PWA's copy and
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called it thiers. That's what I'd do if I was a warez d00d. But
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there is that 'anti-0-day' problem.
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Jamesy: How many times have you slit your wrists? And how many of those
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times were you listening to Depeche Mode?
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Mogel: Fortuanly, every time I have slit my wrists, it has been successful
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and I had died. Imagaine if I hadn't died. That'd be scary stuff.
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I'd have Depesh Mode playing 24-hours-day in my room. Hahaha!
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Woo!
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Jamesy: If you were a minimized window, what would your icon be?
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Mogel: I would probably be a large breast. Just one. Not two. I'm going
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to marry a woman with just one breasts. Just ONE large.
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Jamesy: What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say the
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quote, "To stay or to go, it amounted to the same."
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Mogel: Actually, I don't ever read things in quotes. Sorry.
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Jamesy: Looking back at the bombing in oklahoma, would you rather eat the
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dead children's bodies with A1 Steak sause or KC Masterpiece BBQ?
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Mogel: I'd have to go with the A1.
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Jamesy: If you had to stick any element from the periodic table up your
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ass, what would be your choice? NOTE: it must be in solid form.
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Mogel: Without a doubt it would be Uranium. There's nothin' like a little
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cancer to spice up your day. Amen.
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Jamesy: When you were a little boy, who touched you more, mommy or daddy?
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Mogel: Mommie loved me. I'm not supposed to talk about that though.
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Jamesy: Would you rather be a cheez curl or a cheez puff?
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Mogel: I think curls. They're more... curly.
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Jamesy: looking at the zine world today, and looking at all the shitty groups
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out there <like that group gasp and stuff>, what would you say would
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be the best way to genocide all stupid people?
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Mogel: Have them listen to Blur's first album.
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Jamesy: Why did you pick the name "Hogs of Entropy" anyway?
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Mogel: Lots of goofy reasons. I wanted somethien sorta anti-profound...
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but would at least make someone go "hmm!" -- something like that.
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the name 'HOE' was funny. Pigs are cute. I'm obsessed with the
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concept of Entropy.
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Jamesy: But my point is why 'OF'? why not "oblivious" or "obsession" or
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something? "of" is just so .. so.. grammarically correct.
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Mogel: Because I'm a stupid moron.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #117 -- logged by jamesy -- 6/11/97 *
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