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| | Hogs of Entropy Text Files Present... | |
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| | "tHe )<-RaD ]<0/x\PiL4Ti0N" | |
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| | By: Abigwar | |
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| | Defiant | |
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| | Mogel | |
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Warning: After Several Tests on Lab Mice we have concluded that
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reading this text file, does, infact cause bodily harm to you. The nature
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of this text file is parody, and in doing so the authors have been highly
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trained in the use of a highly bizarre computer language known as "/<-RaD".
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After reading half-way through this file, you feel yourself going numb,
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feeling faint, feeling nauseus, spitting up, getting diareah, or your eyes
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straining immensly please stop reading this text file for your own safety.
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We as authors take no responibilty and will pay no Therapist Bills if someone
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goes insane from reading these. Read at your own risk:
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_______________________________/\_________________________________
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/ _____________________________/\_______________________________ \
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| | "Breaking and Entering: the new breed" | |
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By: 4BiG\x/@r
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Once upon, a /<-/^aD trul3y 33l!t3 Day, I r3ad a FiLE oN DuMPStER
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DiViNG, 4 PhUn UnD PrOpHiT!. Welpers, I twas chinking. AnD I CuMe AcrossEd
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this /<-/~aD iDEA. NoW, U AhLl KNoW HoW Elit3 i am right? sO i'M jUST GoiNG
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to SToP with THE Kh00l tYPiNG for the ReST of Duh FilE because I'M jUst So
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EliTe I DohNt NeeD to ShoW iT With DeS PHuNkEy GrAFix. ThE FiLE iS GonnA bee
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SOooo 3lit3, iT WiLL RaDiATe RadICal RuGbEy Kh00lNezz!
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Okkk, NoW Dat, ThAt Is CoVeREd, HerE We GO:
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(STeP oNE!)
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Go to the house you want to break into. ShooT The lammErZ dog, So It WanT
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AttraCt UnessicarY AttenTioN! NoW, BrEAk In you khool duder you. GRaTe..
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Now, Close all the BlindS so TheY WonT sEa YouR PhuNky phlaSHLighT fr0M out
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SiDe DuH ViCTemS hoUSE.
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(StEp TwO!)
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GoH To DuH CoUcH(eS) aND PicK up DEE CuSHIoNZ. BiNGo! YoU NoW HavE HiT DaH
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JaCkpOT. TakE Ahll DuH StUph AnD PuHt It In YoUr UnDEr WheRE on ThE SyTik
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OvEr YoUR ShOlDEr.
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(stEp ThRee)
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PuT Duh CUsHiOns BacK So ThEy Will NEvER KNoW You WheRe Dare, ExCEpT F0R
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ThEeh DeaD DoG on ThE FlOOr OR GroUnd! HEhe, LeavE.
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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C? WanT THaT /<Rad? LeT mE Tell YoU SoME OV DUh In-VeNT-oRy i CamE AccRoSS
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LaST NiGhT AfTeR SmoKIng S0mE d0pe! HeRE iS the ShINYinG RadIAnTing StoRY!
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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LasT nigHT I Was WalkInG ArouND AftEr SmOKiNg SoMe DuSTEd InDiAn REd Hair,
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And i WenT Exactly All Duh WaY Around DuH Block. I ChAmE To A HoUSE DaT
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looked SlIgHTlY LikE MinE. I CouLDn'T Tell If It Was oR Not Cuz oF DuH Weed.
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I SaHw A Cut DoHg DaT LooKEd AlOT LikE MinE, BuT i KneW I Had to Do IT If i
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WantEd To SucceD. I PullEd OuT mY TazeR, And ZAppARamA.
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i WEnT In To ThE HouSE And folLOWed The Steps ExaCTly. UnFoRCanaTly SiNcE
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i DiDnT PerpAre TO Dooo Dis AheAD of TImE, I had to RemovE MY UnDEr WAre And
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Jack off So i could Tie It TO My 1o f00t cOck. I DEhn pArAdEd DoWn The STReet
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And AROuND DuH BlOCk To My HoUsE, WheRe I FoUnD My P00r LiTTLe DoGgy In
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ConvolsioNzz BuT I Didn't ThinK NoThiNg oVe It.
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I WenT in SiDE and UnTieD MY DiCK. I pOoRed OuT Duh UnDerWarzz And DiSiS
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SomE OVE What I Had foUnd!
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CoNFedErATe FlAg
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GeRmAN ImPearAl War Iron croSS from 1919
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CopY oF The Us CoNStiTution Writen oN BurLapE
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2 GoLDEn WomBatS Of DEstInEy!
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10 GolDEn duNkEnTS
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3 PEnnIEs
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1 SkUll Head TapE
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A PeacE oF DouBlE SiDEd TapE And a flyEr StUCk To iT AboUt
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SkiNhEadz!
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8 DiSpOSiBlE WaNKErz
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3 UZeD CoNdOmz WiTh HAnD PrInTs On Dehm.
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5 ShiT StrEakEd UnDErWArZZ
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Duh, Funy Thing Is: i HavE beEEN LOokINg For All dIS ShiT foR wEekS nOW,
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WhAt DuH Hell WuZ iT doing A complEtE Walk AlL ThE WAy ArouNd DUH BloCk FRom
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Here? I MAy NEveR KnOw.
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/ _____________________________/\_______________________________ \
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| | "tHe ELiTE R3V0L(_)Ti0N!" | |
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By: |>3FiA/\/T
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iT'S tiMe f0R uS eLiTe pe0PLe t0 tAKe a sTAND!!@! 0H sHiT, mY cAPS..
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0kay, that's better. It's time f0r us t0 take a STAND...DAMMMiT!@!!@ That's
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right, believe it 0r n0t 0ur KiND has been t0rmented and ann0yed by patetic
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l00sers that have n0 lives f0r way t00 l0ng. We're g0ing t0 take a stand!!@!
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DAMMiT!@!@#@
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d0 Y0U kn0w WHAT they SAY?!@ they SAY that We are STUPIDD.. I d0n't
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like beeing called stpid, DP 0YU!@? Anyway, the eLYTe w0rld is being
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threatened by these little hack fagg0ts. DAMMiT! I 've seen s0me 0f them,
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and y0u d0n't kn0w what they l00k like.. they are all that little disgusting
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c0mputer geek ster0type that get excited and theey jack 0ff t0 the th0guht 0f
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a m0dem. tHeY aRe fAGG0TS!!!! 0H sHiT, cAPs again... 0kay, they d0n't kn0w
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what it's like t0 have a girlie like me. They spend h0urs amd h0urs
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k0llecTiNg th0se fuckin' text filez andthey are FAGG0TS.. and m0st 0f them,
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they d0nt SHiT... I'm eLiTe and I kn0w dhit. We're g0nna take a stand,
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that's rigth and I kn0w that all 0f y0u eLiTe pe0ple are like me and n0t
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FAGG0TTZ and will helpp me. This is the best part: We're g0nna kick their
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ASSeZ with their 0wn matierials. We're g0nna BeAT DA SHiT 0ut 0f 'em with
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all the anarchust t00ls that I cleverly g0t fr0m 0ne 0f the FA0GG0T b0ards.
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There's are F0UR g00d wasy wer'e g0nna beat DA SHiT 0utta 'em.. and
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I'mag0nna list 'dem here:
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0kay, s0 Y0u've dedicated y0ur life t0 FUCKING UP the hack faG0ts!
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That means y0u can put up a b0ard DAMMiT!
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N0w, this mastur strategy will be easier f0r pe0ple if y0u already
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run a g00d quality WareZZZzzZ BBS then that will be easier. If y0u have any
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clue ab0ut being eLITe then y0u will have a b0ard that's like 12 gigs. Then
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y0u will have |_0ts 0f space. Make an ann0ucement that y0ur b0ard is g0ing
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d0wn f0r a week. make this ann0ucement in as few w0rds as p0ssible sinece
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m0st eLITe pe0ple d0n't feel like reading stupid ann0uncements and wanna get
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right t0 the \/\/AReZ immediatly.
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N0w, t0 make the fake b0ard that will be up f0r 0ne week. M0st
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hacker fagg0ts aren't as interested in a b0ard that has l0ts 0f ansi (they
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are fagg0ts), s0 y0u w0n't need anything special f0r y0ur b0ard. S0 take
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s0me shitty s0ftware fr0m y0ur biard and just install in int0 a direct0ry.
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then just put up the b0ard. N0w, the imp0rtant part... y0u g0tta get 0n
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s0me that have hacker FAGG0TS. Then, 0nce y0u d0, p0st an Ascii ad ab0ut
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y0ur b0ard. Yeah, that's right.. I said Ascii. N0t Ansi. I kn0w, th0se
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hacker fagg0ts actually d0n't think that a b0ard in ascii is lame. FAGG0TS!
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Anyway, I kn0w we all burn the lame, s0 I've included an example 0f a
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standard ascii ad f0r a HAcker-BBS..Feel free t0 use this 0ne, m0st hakcers
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w0n't kn0w the difference....
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| FAGG0T BBBS |
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| We have n0 WareZ cause we are FAGGiTS. |
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| We have 10,000+ text fiels 0n the b0red. |
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| We have .004 gigs. Call up and we'll give |
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| the files t0 y0u wiff n0 ratci0! |
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| (XCX) [Insert y0ur number here] |
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N0w y0u get the ad 0ut. 0h, and change y0ur Sys0p handle t00. We
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d0n't want the hacker fagg0ts t0 kn0w it was y0u that did it.. we want them
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t0 be mad at s0me0ne else... then u0u can get them again wiff an0ther
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meth0d 0f anaurchy.
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The 0pint 0f the b0rrrd is t0 get inf0 ab0ut them. ehen they call
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up y0u wull get their name, number, addreess, bithdate, adn passw0rd that
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they use 0n 0ther BSs.. S0me 0f the FAGG0TS w0n't use real inf0... like i
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t0ld y0u, yhry are FAGG0TS.. but, s0me 0f the 0nes that l0gs 0n in the week
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will give y0u inf0 that y0u can use. N0w what d0 y0u d0? Y0u can d0 a few
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things... if they have a ph0ne number that is real call them and "v0ice
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validate" them. Then just get a friend t0 call and just harrass the SHiT
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0ut 0f them. 0H.. get y0ur m0dem t0 call they're number 0n aut0-redial
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and keep calling and just hanging their and hanging up.... 0r if y0u have
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the real address y0u can g0 there with a bat and BeAT THe SHIT 0UT 0F THeM
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(I prefer this meth0d).. 0r if y0u d0n't have either, the fagg0t might l0g0n
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t0 0ther b0ards and y0u can l0g0n as him using the inf0rmati0n that he gave
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y0u. Then just g0 t0 the Message base and p0st. I kn0w, I kn0w, p0sting
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sucks, but that's what y0u g0tta d0 t0 make 0ther fagg0ts laugh at a fagg0t.
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Here's a sample p0st...
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Fr0m: [Pers0n y0u are imitating]
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Subject: I am a FAGGiT1@!#
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pReZ K0NtR01 H f0R hELp aNd AlT-H fOr ExTeNDuD HELP!
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Hell0. I wanted t0 p0st t0 y0u all and finally revieal the truth
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ab0ut me. I am a FAGG0T... I have been that way ever since my father raped
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me when I was f0ur. I am engaged in a h0m0sexual relati0nship with the
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Sys0p right n0w. Thank y0u f0r y0ur time.
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That sh0u1d d0 it. You will have throughly burned the user.
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/ _____________________________/\_______________________________ \
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| | "tHe PHiRzT StEp!!" | |
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By: (\/)[](_>|#|__
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|>00dZ! i Wi11 \x/4rN y0U RiG|-|+ /\/0\x/ tHAT | /-/@\/3 MAZT3RE|>
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tH3 GR4FiX Ph0R b3iNG ELiT3!!! i A/x\ S(_)C>-< 4 SuP3R3-0R wRiT3r 0v
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ArTuKULz tHaT i KAN tA1/< aB0UT AN-<T\-\iNG i WA/\/Ta!!1! 4ND i @/x\ 50
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31Y+3 +|-|4+ ! 3\/(_)/\/ \-\4\/3 +/~0(_)B01 (_)/\/|>3/~5+4/\/|>i/\/(_> iT!!!
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iFh i HAvEN'T g0T y0U t0 S+oPA rEA|>iN' YeT tHeN i FiNK 0NlY dA Pe0PlE tHAt
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wErE ELiTE eNUFF t0 tA/<3 iT sTaYeeD.
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(_)nPH0RTuNATlY, diZ TUT0riA1 iZ Ph0R th0zE \x/h0 aR3 LaMerZZ!!!
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tH0ze \x/H0 aRE nEwBieZ! i'M /\/0T tALkIn' aB0uT j(_)zT nE\x/BiEZ KuZ i mEaN
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p30P1E DaT hA\/3 |>0N'T eVuN hAV3 4 NA/x\3 yET, dEwD! Z0 dIz teXt PHiL3 iZ
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s0 ELiTE d4T DeY cAn'T rE4D uT DeN >-0(_) G0TTAH rEaD eeT t0 DeM!!!1
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0KaY d4 PhiZt FinG t0 ReMeMbEr AbOuT PiCKiN' aN ELi+E nA/x\3 iZ dAT
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y0U hAVETA HaVeTA |-|4VtA mAkE 50MeTiN' dAT sKAREZ aWaY pe0PLe KuZ y0U wAnTA
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bE rEA1 BAD!! bUT iTz AlZ0 g0TTa sH0W 0fF yEEr SkiLLz WiFF /-/4KiN' &
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PHrEaKin' anD y0U G0tTA s0UNd k001!! i WUd g0 iNt0 SPeCFiKz WiFF y0uZ buT
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| FiNK i A/x\ s0 ELiTE dAT y0U w0U1Dn'T UnD3RsTAnD mY FiL0SoaPY s0 HeReZ
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a RaNd0M /\/AmE cHaRT dAT iZ heRe Ph0R nAmeZ! juZt mAtCH aNy 0Ne \x/0Rd
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PhRoM dA thE PhiRZT K0LuM WiFF 0Ne Ph0R dAh 5eKuND KuL0M, dEwD!:
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K0LuM 0Ne KuL0M t\x/0
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pHAnT0M hAcKEr
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KiLLeR PhEAkER
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BLooD StRiKeR
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dEaTH cRACKeR
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Gh0ST KiLLeR
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tHE pHaNt0M
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hACkER BL00d
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PhReAKer DeAtH
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StRiKER GH0Zt
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CrACkER ELiTE
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hErEZ a LiTTlE TriCK t0 ADD... juZt pUt tHE weRD "0F" bEtWeEN tHe
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k0NNEcTIoN aND deN mAKe Da SeKuND wErD pLuRaL anD iT iZ sTill EliTE!!1!!1
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tHa1 K0NcluDez thIZ fILE BYE N0W!
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| M0G3|_'Z Land.....2157323413 /I'm a PiG\ Paranoia Subnormal.2153395831 |
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| h4CkEr KrAKd0\x/n.2159451907 |H )\@_@/( P| Stellar Nights.....6108969140 |
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| t.e.k.a.t.........9088132738 |o ( (o) ) i| Eat THIS!..........HeHeHahaho |
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| I Forget..........6105448001 |G <_O_> G| the NEXT generation |
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