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cOOL KEwL Ko0L quewl COOoL k00l KOol c00l KUewl kco0l CO0l KOOL KEWL
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CoOl Kewl ko0l quEwl COooL k00L Kool C00L KuEWl kCO0L cO0L kOOL kEWL
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cOOL KEWl KO0l -------------------------------------- CO0l Kool Kewl
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CooL kEWL kO0l ! The HiPpIe dIpPy klub ! CO0l KOOL Kewl
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coOl kEwl kO0L ! PReEZenTz: ! Co0l KOoL keWL
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Cool kEwl KO0L ! ! cO0L KoOL keWL
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CooL kewL ko0L ! a profoUnd EXpOSE on tHe ! co0L kOoL KEwL
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cool KeWl ko0l ! 514 (FivEOnEFOUR) ArEA CoDe. ! CO0L KoOl kEwL
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COOL kEWL Ko0l ! l0ser T0wn ! Co0l koOl KEwl
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cOol keWL KO0l -------------------------------------- cO0L KoOl Kewl
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COoL kEwL Ko0L qUeWl CoooL K00L kOOl c00l kUEwL KCo0l cO0L kOol kEWL
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cool Kewl ko0l QuEWl COOOL k00L koOl c00l kUewl kCo0l cO0L KOoL KEwl
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waRNinG (reaD tHIS asSHOLe): The AuthoRs wiLL remaiN aNOnymouS FOr
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THe mOMENt. moRE detaiLs will APPeaR in A FUTUre rELEase, WItH mORE
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DeTAils, MoRE maYHem, aND FUlL SiZE coLor PiCTUres (HuH?).
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- paRt W0ne - AN inTWodUCTiOn:
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weLcOMe to Da SeCUNd IsSue O' Da gREaTesT serIEs evEr WitTEN. BUt WHo
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rItes diS InCREDIBlE MastepiEcE OF LItteratuRe? WeLl if yOu'rE t0o st00pId TO
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fiGuR' dAT oUt, ThEn y0Uz Don'T DeSErvE TO kn0W. Now, A lOt o' YOu cOmPlaINed
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About dA !<-RaD WritTIng. wElL TUFF LuCK L0seR. I gUEsS onLY DA wEAl elYTes
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CAN WEAd dis FILE. yOU Know, DA K-ko0L chUmS who wriTE lIKE dIS eVeWYWhErE On
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DA BOardZ. dIs IssUe woN'T coNtAIn Any HaCKS or LOSer LIstS, just plaIN OLd
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StowIs o' gO0D OlD 514, L0sER t0WN usa. 0oPs, wE BE In KanaDA. bY DE Way, if
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YOU cAn'T hanDlE WAt DiS SAys, GET L0ST LOSER. In dIs issue, tHE l0sER
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sTaTUte tri0, mOre on tERRor 'N' TORMents, Da pCBoReD cwazE, anD MUCh m0RE...
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alSo, noTIce tHE k00L kodING in dIs onE. 100 purCeNT QEdIT. WeaL G00D nO?
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- PaRt T0O - dA WeaL elyTes o' L0seR t0wn:
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wElL EVewY Body iN L0seR T0wN HAS bean WaiTing Fo dIs ONE. wHat? Da new
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K-rAD 0 milLiSecuNd waRezwOLf BoaRD? no! dA New K0OL fIbeR 0PTIc, UNtrASsaBLE
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pbX? nO! yOu GUEsSEd IT, Da LonG AWaITED WeleasE O' THe StatUTE, L0seR t0WNs
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OwN K-K00l eLyTe MAGAZINe. YUp, 416 gOT da iNFinITY, 604 GoT pwOpAgANda, sO
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wE gEtS tw0o l0sErZ tWINg tO RiTE A MaG FuR 514. YES, pr. sinIStur, And dr.
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cwiPpleD (0oPs, DR. CWIPPEN). W0w, a DR. and a PR.! DEese GUys musT be SMArT.
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wEll WROng agaIN. DEEsE guYS Are thE wEAl K-K00l ElYteS O' L0SER t0WN. dEese
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gUys are BEyONd SMart, dEesE gUys be soupa k-rAd! ANYwAyz, Da coDINg wAs
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RIPped ofF fWoM da IllumINatUs magaZINe (aNother k-K00l PIWATe waReZ CRAPPEr)
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wit a fEW faNcy tUrBO toOlkIt FUNctiOns ToSSEd in, AnD a KRAd COmPwESSiON
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SchEmE: rENamING A zipFile To A .DAt. W0W, kodInG SuPreme. aNyWays,
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eVeRYTHIng in diS thing SuCkeD haRD, FRoM DA ArtICLEs to THe GrapHiX, to DA 4
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yeAR OLD gaME Weviews. Da gAmE has ALREaDy BeEN LEechED ANd plAyED 0ne
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mIlLi0n TIMEs, WatS dA pOiNT o' WEVIEwing it? jUst fILls UP A mENu I gueSs.
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n0W lET's LooK At a WeaL eLYte boreD, DA lAb. WItTEn wITH k-k00l leTtERs. Da
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LAB, riGhT. MoRE liKe dA pLAce WHErE We teStZ DA FLAVourING Of shakE 'n'
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bakE. DIs boARD is A Soupa SekRut OnE So DON't mess wIt it. IT's elYTe.
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ESPeCiAlly siNCe 75% o' THE Lo0SeRs (0oPS AgAin, YOoSeRS) ARE LAmE locaL
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pAyiNG onEs. cAN YOU Say B00tLEggEr? OH, BuT IT bE a FAiRliGht disTWO sITe.
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wElL THE ONLY TWo FLT MeMBeRS ON HaveN'T PoSTEd a siNgul MESSagE yET. eXCEpT
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k-k00L CwIpPLEd, bUT We GEt TO im laTUR. YA, DA ONLy tinG DIs BoArED
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dISTrIBUTeS Is THE FEEliNg oF diSGUst as i wAnt to v0MiT eaCH TIME I LOG Ont0
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It aND See da l0cAl WAreZ pUpPIES WarRInG oVEr If os2 is bETTA DAN wINDOws.
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wh0 CArEs! nexT wE HavE tHE k-k00L CoUwiER CwiPPen. mAn, dIs guy kEEpS
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PosTing DAt hE goT a lifE outsidE OF dA bBSinG. i gUeSS hE Be Da only w0ne.
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he iS mY hER0. W0NdER wY He gOt A FiveHuNdrEddoLLAr m0DumB IF hE nEVEr BbSeS?
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GueSs hE BE an ElyTe aLsO. dEn NUKe weNT AWaY dis wEEk. i BEt yA daT the pR.
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aNd dA dR. WIll Say IT is BEc0SE O' de StAtUTE, wIGTh? let'S juST Wait and
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SEE. AnD DIS CwipPen gUY. hE bE the Best cause hE hAS ALl Of MCi sPRiNTErs
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OLd STUFF. JUST LiKe an ELYTe To USe stuFF sOmeONe elSE wrOTE, and den TAke
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da KREdiT F0R IT. N0T gO0D cWipPEn.
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- PArt t0O - terror 'n' ToMEnTs uPDAtE:
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weLL, TNt IS BAcK Up pOlluting dA AIR of L0SeR t0Wn ONCe AgAIN. BUT dEEsE
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gUYS ARe So ST00pId, deY haVe nOT a ClUe WhO hACked Da BOarD. Duh?! Can we
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SAy "IDIOT". daTs i-d-i-O-T. eye, deE, eYe, oh, tee. ANywAYS, SEe If DiS GUy
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sTiLL BE Up vEwy lONG. anODeR idIot is HIS Go0D fwIEnd psYchIc dOnuT, sYsOP
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o' sHoUT AT thE deVIL. oOoO, A tuff nAME. I'm sCAReD. mommmmmy. dIs gUy IS a
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k-RAD hACkER WhO OnLY aCCEPTs k-K00L hakerz AnD PhREAkErZ. t0o BaD he iS dA
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SySuP o' dA BOaRD, siNce he don't know shIt imSelF. oh, ANd He Be pART oF a
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K00L nETWURK. DA uSn NET. wIt 3 k00L Hp boArDS. ALl In L0Ser t0wN. aNd dIs
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k00L net HAs ABoUt 12 bASES, hALf oF which arE EMPTY, THE OTHer haLf Wit
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UnDEr 20 PosTS. AND tHIs Net gets abOuT 1 PosT per wEeK AT Da MaXIMuM.
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anYwayZ, KaLl It And sEe yOUrselvEZ. i hOpE Dat SGT. rATtLeBread And psYcHic
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DONUt lEAVe Da m0dUmB SCeNE fASt, SO DAT L0sEr T0WN L00kS lEsS Like A
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pLaygwOund FoR CHILdWen.
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- Part tREE - pcbOred BOArdS:
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it IS 1992, AnD it SEEmS daT telEGArd bOARDS aRe diSsApEARIng. But tAkING
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THErE pLACE is da K00l PwoGRAms of WENEGAde anD pCBoReD. weNEGADe suCks, aS
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was clEarLY deMONstraTed BefoRe. now, 0n TO pCbOrED. dIs PRoGRAM WoULDn'T bE
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so BAd iF Deese dUMb SysOPs KnEw H0W to SET IT UP. dA fiRSt w0Ne Or tWO
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BOarDs RUNning IT wEre 0k, BuT DEn thE l0CaL L0SerS OF L0sEr T0WN got a HoLd
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0F It, aNd DeESE f0OlS dOn'T havE A cLue HOW TO SET iT UP. gET WEal lAMERs,
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go SEt up wWiv, someTHinG you MIgHT BE abLe t0 HaNdlE. diS G0ES ALong WIT aLl
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da otheR cRAcKED VERsIOns oF CeLeRITY, VisIOn aNd a h0sT Of otHEr UNreGisTerd
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BbS sOfTwareZ. Y0U ALL deSERvE TO frY.
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- ParT F0r - PcP, The NEw L0sEr T0wn JoKe:
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diS WAs CaPtuREd oFF a boaRD in L0sEr T0wN:
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Msg #: [###/###] Base: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Date : Wed 03 Jun 1992 7:40a Stat: Public
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From : Satan #YY
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To : Mr. Anonymous #XX
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Title: Message title
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Reply: This message is a reply to ####
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*** Quoting Mr. Anonymous #XX to Satan #YY ***
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MA> What's PcP ???
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It's a group that I am associated with. The details cannot be
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discussed, I'm sorry. But I can tell you this, PcP is dedicated to helping
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out (irradicating the BBS comunoty of unwanted people and boards). We also
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are involved in reprograming scanable virii to make them worse and
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non-scanable. Last thing I can say, PcP is also involved in locating, hacking
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and distribution of PBX numbers.
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If you want more information, call S.H.A.R.P. Platoon 2 at 626-8668.
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That board is PcP's WHQ. Later!
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<20><><EFBFBD> Satan <20><><EFBFBD> [PcP]
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n0W, Let's AnalYse dis MeSsAge. IT'S sOuppa sekrut, s0 wE caN'T Talk
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ab0UT it In pubLIk, rIGhT SATan? repRoGWaMminG ViRiI! iF w0NE oF dEm CoULd
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PwOgram, ThAT MiGHT heLP. locATing, HACkIng AnD diStributING PbX NuMBeRS! wHo
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haS EVer g0tTEn A pbx fr0M pCP? no 0Ne. aNd aS F0R eRRADicatinG uNwAntEd
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boarDs and pEopLe, WelL starT BY Erradicting PCp, It's MEMBurS aNd It'S ONly
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BOrEd, ThAT sUckS BY DA WaY.
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WElL DaT's It F0r DIS isSUE. IF YOu WoULd LIkE TO WeACH ME, to RAg Ab0ut
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DIs FiLE, 0R To SubMiT an ARtIklE fOR Dis, DEN lEAVe Me A puBliK pOSt
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soMewheRE, AnD i'LL GET baCk to Ya. You cAn kALl mE mR. K00l K-RaD ElYTE
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FuNKY d0Ode. GwEEts g0 To: y0u kN0W whO yOu GuY's ArE. SpOns0Red By Shake 'N'
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BaKE. We D0N't CheK da SpeLLinG.
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-EoF-06/07/92-EOf-
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