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Oh my GawD! ***** AN INSPIRATIONAL AND MOVING MESSAGE. ***** More from GwaD!
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
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Brings *YOU* 5 Brand New Text Files and 5 NEW NEW NEW MP3s for 2004!
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(Issues 136-140 of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_
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AND Issues 11-15 of _Greeny's wildly amazing universal Digital opiate_)
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-=< NewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdS >=-
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-=< This Here Is GwD News, Issue #21 - 12/31/03 >=-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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R E L E A S E N O T E S
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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WORD TO YOUR MOMS.
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Sexy Text for YOU!
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New issues of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_
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http://www.GREENY.org/archives/cat_text.html
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Brought to you by the fine folks at GwD Publications!
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* gwd136.txt - "Duck, Duck, Goose = End of All Things" by Aardv@rk
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Childrens' games and the Apocalypse. Nice light bedtime
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reading.
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* gwd137.txt - "Thoughts on Nothing" by Dr. Dr. Otis
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Dr. Dr. Otis has nothing to say. Honest.
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* gwd138.txt - "Bloodsport and Bildungsroman - Minors' First Ammendment Right
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of Access to Violent Gaming" by Yancey Slide
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If you'd like to know what this issue is about, you should read
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the title, numbnuts.
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* gwd139.txt - "blargle" by Patriotic Polly
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New dr00g Patriotic Polly gives us "blargle," an in-depth look
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at the psychological ramifications of peer pressure and "going
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with the flow." A must-read for students of human nature.
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Actually, for students of anything at all.
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* gwd140.txt - "A Story about You, the Reader" by Aardv@rk
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Aardv@rk's written a story about *YOU*. It might tell you
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something about yourself that you didn't know before.
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(so, like, all authors are solely responsible for the content of their issues)
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AND... Zounds, Zounds, Really Cool Sounds!
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New issues of _GwauDio_! Wow your friends!
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http://www.GREENY.org/archives/cat_mp3.html
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Continuing the GwD Publications/DOMINATION records collaboration!
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* gwd016.mp3 - "No Takebacks" by Arbor Day
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A swell bunch (they're a seven piece band) of kids who used to
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be known as "Hugsabunch Freeloader" lent us "No Takebacks," a
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song from their soon-to-be-released debut, _The Lite E.P._ YOU
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WILL LISTEN TO THIS SONG AND YOU WILL LIKE IT. (Check out
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their site at http://www.hugsabunch.com/.)
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* gwd017.mp3 - "Affirmation" by Nosmo King
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Nosmo King (site coming soon...very soon) is still going
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strong. Affirmation is a fine addition to their repertoire.
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DOWNLOAD IT NOW, YE SHAN'T BE DISAPPOINTED.
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* gwd018.mp3 - "Eye Octal" by Infiltration Lab
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The (sort of) title track from Infiltration Lab's debut album
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_ioctl()_, the "virtually unlistenable debut album by
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Infiltration Lab." The album (available in its entirety at
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http://www.noisybox.net/art/albums/ioctl/) was designed to
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demonstrate "how low-cost albums can be created using modern
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technology." (Look for remixes of this and/or other
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Infiltration Lab "songs" soon from GwD. Maybe.)
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* gwd019.mp3 - "Around You" by Nosmo King
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Lounge Music for the Mentally Challenged.
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And that's a compliment. "Around You" is a happy love song.
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"Love is the most wondrous place I'll ever know." Indeed!
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* gwd020.mp3 - "Stop Laughing" by Arbor Day
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Stop laughing. What the fuck is wrong with you? Can't you see
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I'm in pain?
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Actually, Arbor Day lent us this happy ditty
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(again taken from their forthcoming _The Lite E.P._) to help
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further the cause of _GwauDio_.
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What cause is that?
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Nevermind.
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-*- "...Like an all-you-can-eat buffet for fans of text and music." -*-
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-+- GREEN is GOOD. -+-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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What's going on in Grenedom?
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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-> HEADLINES <-
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There's a fine new version of GwDweb, the mighty GwD website
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(http://www.greeny.org/). The new version of the site was designed using
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Movable Type (http://www.movabletype.org/). The blog-format of the site
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allows the reader to comment on all of your favorite GwD t-files from the past
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ten years, as well as all of our fine (and not-so-fine) GwDwarez and mp3s.
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The photos on the site now have thumbnails (rather than vague descriptions --
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yes, we've moved into the early 1990s). You can comment on your favorite
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photos as well. These fine innovations of the site's photo album are thanks
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to a fine piece of software called Gallery (http://gallery.sourceforge.net/).
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There's also GwaDBlog, your source for "all the news that's fit to shit."
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Come, read our musings on, well, whatever pisses us off. Or whatever we find
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amusing. Or various and sundry other things. Yes, we have a blog. We are
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tools. "Tools of what?" you may ask. Just tools.
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Both GwDweb and GwaDBlog are also available on LiveJournal
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(http://www.livejournal.com/); the usernames are "GwD" and "GwaDBlog,"
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respectively. Add them to your friends list.
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Definitely don't forget to stop by the GwD store for all of your
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GREENY-endorsed merchandise. Lunch boxes, beer steins, coffee mugs, mouse
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pads. And the clothes! Shirts of various styles, boxer shorts, even thongs.
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Now you have no excuse not to LOOK LIKE A dr00g EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR. The
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store can be found at http://www.cafeshops.com/gwdtaskforce/.
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Thanks to the folx over at The Current Text Scene (http://www.textscene.com/),
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GwD also has a discussion board that can be found at:
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http://addendum.proboards22.com/index.cgi?board=GWD. Drop by, leave some
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feedback.
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That's what it's all about, feedback from our readers. The site redesign is
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all about making it easier for you to share your thoughts, your concerns, your
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hopes, your fears, your dreams with your friends at GwD. So we can laugh at
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them. And you.
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-*- "GREENY.org is, perhaps, the single most important website ever." -*-
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-> OTHER NEWS <-
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Not much news about the group, other than the fact that WE CONTINUE TO ROCK
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SERIOUS BALLS. SERIOUSLY, I HAVE TROUBLE DESCRIBING TO YOU EXACTLY HOW MUCH
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WE ROCK, BECAUSE WE ROCK SO FUCKING HARD. GOOD LORD, DO WE EVER ROCK.
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However, individual dr00gs have news, so here you go:
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Shifty/Frank Ferra/whatever-his-name-is had a baby. Well, he didn't actually
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have the baby himself. His girlfriend *had* the baby, but he was definitely
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involved. Their daughter's name is Kaian Eva. She is healthy and happy, as
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it should be. Congrats to the Shifty/Ferra/whatever family from your friends
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at GwaD.
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Bill Hooper is married, sort of. A less-than-legal dr00gan wedding was
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performed by Yancey Slide in June of this year, followed by another wedding in
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India. The Hoopers plan to marry again sometime in 2004.
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Lobo Licious and Seth The Man are now engaged. Not to each other, despite
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what you may have heard about their alleged decade-spanning affair. Both
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couples are very happy and plan to wed in separate ceremonies.
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Stay tuned to GwDweb (http://www.GREENY.org/) for more GwD-ish news.
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-*- "There's nothing left on that plate but fat and gristle." -*-
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-> SUBMISSION INFORMATION <-
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If you have ANYTHING to submit to GwD (artwork, text, outlandish claims,
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etc.), DO NOT HESITATE to send it our way. "submit@GREENY.org" is there for
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you, baby. Work must be 100% original and it must be understood that once
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submitted, articles/artwork/photographs become the property of GwD, Inc.
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(unless they have been previously published elsewhere) and we can use them
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however we see fit, even if it's merely to make fun of them (and you).
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-*- "It made me feel invincible, and I like to feel invincible." -*-
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-> LETTER(S) TO THE EDITOR <-
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Got a comment/question/complaint/rant? Send 'em our way. editor@GREENY.org
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is always waiting for your e-mails. However, we're really damn tired of
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getting spam. Cut the shit, else we'll sic Honkey Donkey on your lame ass.
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[All spelling/grammar errors are those of the author(s) and are not errors on
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the part of GwD, cuz, well, we're perfect. Yeah.]
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Date: Sun, 05 Oct 2003 19:40:22 -0300
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From: BMC <bmc@neo-comintern.com>
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Organization: http://www.neo-comintern.com
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To: GwD High Command <editor@GREENY.org>
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Subject: Lobo!
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I just wanted to let you know about a text scene message board. Feel free
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to come and visit if you're interested. This might be a good way for the
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zinesters to keep in touch.
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http://addendum.proboards22.com/
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Peace!
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BMCizzay
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p.s. my article about The Current Text Scene should be in Broken Pencil
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within the next week or so. That means that about 3000 new people should be
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coming to textscene.com. So, if you can, try to release something within
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the month of October... and remember to keep in touch with me about all of
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your new releases!
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[That's right kids, be sure to check out The Current Text Scene over at
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http://www.textscene.com/. Also, check out the October 2003 issue of
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_Broken Pencil_ (a Canadian zine that reviews zines) for BMC's article about
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t-file history and the current text scene.]
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-----
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~~~~~
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"...and I stitch myself with razor blades, because I forgot how Jesus saves."
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CONTACT:
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc.
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http://www.GREENY.org/
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Pubz - http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/ - Pubz
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GwD@GREENY.org
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P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas - 79490
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- for moral, ethical, spiritual, and financial guidance -
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*** The GwD Task Force, Inc. - All the Best in Absolute Crap Since 1993! ***
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GwD News #21 - rel. 12-31-03 - by Lobo Licious & Bob the Master of the World
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***** copyright (c) MMIII GwD Publications/GwD, Inc. *****
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-*- GwD - "Having Fits and Taking Shits" - GwD -*- GwDN21
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