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GwD-TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS-GwD
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Oh my GawD! ***** 10 YEARS OF CRAP FOR YOU, MY FRIENDS. ***** More from GwaD!
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
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Brings YOU 10 Brand New Text Files and 5 NEW NEW NEW MP3s
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for GwD's 10th Anniversary!
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(Issues 126-135 of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_,
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Issues 11-15 of _Greeny's wildly amazing universal Digital opiate_),
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AND 5+ k-rad GwDwarez!
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-=< NewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdS >=-
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-=< This Here Is GwD News, Issue #20 - 06/10/03 >=-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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R E L E A S E N O T E S
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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WORD TO YOUR MOMS.
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Sexy Text for YOU!
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New issues of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_
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http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/twist/twist.html#new
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* gwd126.txt - "Holly Near v. Melissa Etheridge" by Yancey Slide
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So, like, can same-sex couples that legally marry in one state
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get a legal divorce in a state that doesn't recognize same-sex
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marriages? Hmmm...
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* gwd127.txt - "Post-Lubbock Influenza" by Seth The Man
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STM got sick in Lubbock. Alas.
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* gwd128.txt - "Rice-a-Roni PIC Programmer" by breed_x
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Ever wondered what to do with the box after you've eaten your
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Rice-a-Roni? breed_x offers a suggestion.
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* gwd129.txt - "Chach Talk: Inverview with Stein" by Elliot Deuce
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What makes Stein tick? Who the hell is Stein?
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* gwd130.txt - "GwD is..." by www.googlism.com
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A wonderful look at all of the many things that GwD is.
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* gwd131.txt - "Lubbock Trip" by Seth The Man
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STM went to Lubbock. Doesn't that sound fun? Lubbock is fun,
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chach.
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* gwd132.txt - "Star Wars Part 77" by Havoc
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Havoc tells an interesting story. The point of the story seems
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to be the death of Havoc's former boss at the lightsaber of
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Samuel L. Jackson.
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* gwd133.txt - "The Dregs of My Poetry" by Yancey Slide
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Yance took a poetry class. Here are the results.
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* gwd134.txt - "Remembering Porkins" by Ciacco the Hog
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Ciacco "interviewed" William Hootkins, the actor who portrayed
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Jek Porkins, the slightly-larger of the X-Wing pilots.
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* gwd135.txt - "Bribs Plays Billiards" by The BMC
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Billiards, billiards, billiards.
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(so, like, all authors are solely responsible for the content of their issues)
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Zounds, Zounds, Really Cool Sounds!
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New issues of _GwauDio_! Wow your friends!
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http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/gwaudio/gwaudio.html
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* gwd011.mp3 - "Floppin' Around" by Nosmo King
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Nosmo King, an awesome jazzy combo that includes GwD faves
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Sir Flea (on bass) and Frank Ferra (on guitar and backing
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vocals), offers up this lovely song about not wearing underwear
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(if you're a guy) or a bra (if you're a lady). You know what
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it's like to be floppin' around; admit it. Okay, fine, that may
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not really be what the song is about. But it's still excellent.
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Seriously.
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* gwd012.mp3 - "I'd Just Like to Say that I'm Glad to Be Here" by Lobo Licious
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Lobo comments on life. (He's quoting SCUMDOG Entertainment's
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j3ph; this is taken from the stuN reeB video _Girls Think
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Sexy: The History of stuN reeB_). Another classic GwD
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soundbite; this was originally relased in 1997 as "glad.wav."
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It's being re-released because you asked so nicely.
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* gwd013.mp3 - "Accident Prone" by Nosmo King
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This time, Nosmo King sings a little ditty about being unlucky.
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As in clumsy. As in accident prone. This song is amazing.
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Listen to it RIGHT NOW.
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* gwd014.mp3 - "Mmmmm" by Priest
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MMMMMMM. Mmmmm. MMMMmmmm. Yes.
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* gwd015.mp3 - "Cut Back" by Nosmo King
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Man, Nosmo King just won't quit! "Cut Back" offers you a
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heaping helping of their hospitality. Or something like that.
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As with all other Nosmo King tracks, this song ROCKS SERIOUS
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BALLS. Well, as much as a jazz song can rock, that is. You
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will add this song to your WinAMP playlist. YOU WILL.
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AND...
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k-rad w@r3Zzzzz b-cuz U R such a d00d!
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New GwDwarez - AWW YEAH - CHECK 'EM OUT - New GwDwarez
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http://www.GREENY.org/warez/warez.html#new
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* "PicMeme" by breed_x (co-released with noisybox)
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- http://www.noisybox.net/computers/picmeme/ -
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PicMeme is a stand alone Windows application *and* Windows screen saver that
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crawls through internet web space and collects interesting pictures to be
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displayed on your screen. PicMeme provides a window into the heart and soul
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of teh internet. An ever-changing collection of visual data is compiled by
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PicMeme's automated web browsing engine. It is web surfing without the
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effort. It is browsing without the burden of reading.
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...
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If a picture is truly worth a thousand words, then this software can be
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considered epic...
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* "st00pid browser" by Diamondback (co-released with Dark Day Software)
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It's st00pid. It's a browser. It's st00pid browser.
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* "Shuffle Thing" by Bill Hooper
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Shuffle shuffle shuffle. It's a game. You play it.
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* All (?) Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers' Guild releases
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Now added to the GwDwarez repertoire! Word. BLHEPG rocked/rocks your lame
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ass. DOS-based programming at its finest and its not-so-finest.
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* Many pre-BLHEPG Bill Hooper releases
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More DOS-based utils (most text-file related) than you could ever possibly
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want!
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-*- "...an unusual story about a couple of sweltering polarbears in Texas" -+-
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-+- GREEN is GOOD. -+-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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What's going on in Grenedom?
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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-> HEADLINES <-
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GwD IS TEN YEARS OLD. YOUR TEXTFILE GROUP/E-ZINE IS NOT. SO NYAH NYAH NYAH.
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A LOT OF THE "CURRENT TEXT SCENE" (http://www.textscene.com/) IS "AT WAR." AS
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FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED, THEY'RE ALL LAME ANYWAY. NYAH NYAH NYAH.
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Contrary to what you may have heard, at this point it seems that GwaDFEST03,
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the GwD 10th Anniversary Gala Event, will be *INVITE ONLY*. It was supposed
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to be open to the public, but Seth dropped the ball and didn't reserve a big
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enough convention center. Licious's response to STM's lack of planning was
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"Shit, Seth, I ask you to do one thing in TEN YEARS, and you can't even do it
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right."
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If anything changes, we'll let you know.
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-*- "Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog." -*-
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-> OTHER NEWS <-
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Uhh, there isn't really any other news. There's just some new text files to
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read and some new mp3's to hear and some new (and old) warez for you to play
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with. It'll no doubt be nice to have something to play with other than
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yourself.
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Scumdog Steev (Lobo Licious) and Sir Flea do a radio show on KTXT-FM 88.1
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(http://www.ktxt.net/) on Monday nights from 11pm-1am (Central Time). Check
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it out, if you're in Lubbock. Or, hey, you can listen on-line. That'd be
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swell. Yeah.
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-+- "The 4 most poweful words you can say about GwD, Inc. are... -+-
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-+- '10 Years of Experience.'" -+-
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-> SUBMISSION INFORMATION <-
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If you have ANYTHING to submit to GwD (artwork, text, outlandish claims,
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etc.), DO NOT HESITATE to send it our way. "submit@GREENY.org" is there for
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you, baby. Work must be 100% original and it must be understood that once
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submitted, articles/artwork/photographs become the property of GwD, Inc.
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(unless they have been previously published elsewhere) and we can use them
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however we see fit, even if it's merely to make fun of them (and you).
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SUBMIT NOW OR PERISH.
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-*- "TEN YEARS OF UTTER CRAP." -*-
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~~~~~
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CONTACT:
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc.
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http://www.GREENY.org/
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Pubz - http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/ - Pubz
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GwD@GREENY.org
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P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas - 79490
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- for moral, ethical, spiritual, and financial guidance -
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*** The GwD Task Force, Inc. - All the Best in Absolute Crap Since 1993! ***
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GwD News #20 - rel. 06-10-03 - by Lobo Licious & Bob the Master of the World
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***** copyright (c) MMIII GwD Publications/GwD, Inc. *****
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-*- GwD - "Having Fits and Taking Shits" - GwD -*- GwDN20
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GwD-TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS TEN YEARS-GwD
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