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Oh my GawD! ***** HOW FAR CAN TOO FAR GO? ***** More from GwaD!
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
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Brings YOU 1 Brand New Super Huge Text File for Summer 2001!
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(Issue #100 of GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime)
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-=< NewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdS >=-
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-=< GwD News, Issue #15 >=-
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gwd100.txt - The Lamest Textfile Ever (by GwD, Inc.).
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-+- GREEN is GOOD. -+-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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R E L E A S E N O T E S
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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WORD TO YOUR MOMS.
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There's only _one_ textfile in
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this release. Why? Because
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it's the biggest, most godawful
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t-file experience ever! Well,
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not quite *the* biggest. The
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largest single-issue release
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of an e-zine (to the best of
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our knowledge) is ANADA #50,
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which is 1.5MB. It's a bunch
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of song lyrics, though. The
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second longest (again, to the
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best of our knowledge) is HOE
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#1110. At around 600KB, it's
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the longest e-zine issue that's
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*REAL TEXT* (not song lyrics).
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GwD #100 is 491KB...it may not
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be the biggest, but it's defi-
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nitely the most godawful P.O.S.
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of a t-file ever. You don't
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believe me? Read it and see.
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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Summaries of New Issues
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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"The Lamest Textfile Ever"
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= GwD100 =
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Not only is it insanely large,
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it's not very well organized!
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*That* is what makes it 'The
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'Lamest Textfile Ever.' Read
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it, live it, love it...
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-*- No Added Fillers. Just 100% Cheese for 100% Great Taste. -*-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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What's going on in Grenedom?
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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-> HEADLINES <-
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We've reached issue #100. Rejoice, have a drink. Quit your job, have a drink.
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Get kicked out by your wife, have a drink. Go to AA, have a drink.
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If your thirst for the word of Grene is not quenched with this monstrosity of a
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single-issue release, rest assured that GwD will be releasing many more files by
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some of your favorite dr00gs in the near future...the VERY near future. Stay
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tuned, chaches.
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-> OTHER NEWS <-
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GwD's long association with the Massachusetts Institute of Technology will soon
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come to an end. We've lost our seat on the Board of Regents and thus, our
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effective control of the campus computer network. As such, we're soon to lose
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our Publications storehouse, gwd.mit.edu. That site will remain active for a few
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more days/weeks, but after that time you will have to visit the main site
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(www.GREENY.org) in order to read the text for which you yearn. Fah, like any
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of you give a shit. As long as "The Beat of a Different Drummer" is available
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somewhere, there shouldn't be any uprisings. "Shouldn't" being the operative
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word.
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-> SUBMISSION INFORMATION <-
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If you have ANYTHING to submit to GwD (artwork, text, outlandish claims, etc.),
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DO NOT HESITATE to send it our way. "submit@GREENY.org" is there for you, baby.
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Work must be 100% original and it must be understood that once submitted,
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articles/artwork/photographs become the property of GwD, Inc. (unless they have
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been previously published elsewhere) and we can use them however we see fit,
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even if it's merely to make fun of them (and you).
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-> LETTERS TO THE EDITOR <-
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Got a comment/question/complaint/rant? Send 'em our way. editor@GREENY.org is
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always waiting for your e-mails.
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[All spelling/grammar errors are those of the author(s) and are not errors on
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the part of GwD, cuz, well, we're perfect. Yeah.]
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Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 12:54:42 -0400 (EDT)
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From: "youlda97097@bigfoot.com" <youlda97097@bigfoot.com>
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To: youlda@bigfoot.com
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Subject: hello (11929)
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THIS IS NOT A SPAM [Bullshit. - Ed.]
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Your name was given to us by a brokerage email company as a
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list of surfers who wanted to receive more
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information on entertainment products
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This message is intended for adult customers only.
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We are target emailing only those who are interested in getting the most
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out of entertainment
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~~~~~
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-*- Worship the Devil -*-
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CONTACT:
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc.
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http://www.GREENY.org/
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Pubz - http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/ - Pubz
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ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/
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gwd@GREENY.org
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P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas - 79490
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- for moral, ethical, spiritual, and financial guidance -
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* Lusty busty teens - always live and ready! *
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The GwD Task Force, Inc. - Bringing YOU All the Best in Absolute Crap Since 1993
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GwD News #15 - rel.05-25-01 - by Chili Con Queso and Bob the Master of the World
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***** copyright (c) MMI GwD Publications/GwD, Inc. *****
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-*- GwD - "God, we're Dorks." - GwD -*- GwDN15
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