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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
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I n c o r p o r a t e d
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Presents:
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// | \ |_ __ _| 666 55
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\\___// \/\/ |____/ |_ __ _| 666 666 555
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|__| |__| 6666 6666 55 555
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666666666 555555555
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"Whine" by Purpldrgn
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----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #65 -----
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----- release date: 11-26-98 -----
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I have to write something so that I can be a writer. I think that that's a
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stupid rule...but oh well...I'll play along. I tried to write a few times
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before this but it never worked out too well. I kept writing stuff and saving
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it and then my computer would unsave it and eat it. Then I realized that I was
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saving things in the "computer food" directory...so now I'm going to use a disk
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so that I can have new problems. I wrote "spontaneously combusting disk" on the
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disk that I plan to use because I think that that would be an amusing problem to
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have. I'm really looking forward to sending this file to deadpan [STM] and
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saying "hold on..I'll send this to you as soon as I put this disk in...I've got
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it in my hand right now..." and then seeing the disk burst into flames and
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having to type with one hand to explain that I can no longer send the file
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because the disk has spontaneously combusted and that I'm typing slowly because
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I only have one hand because the other is still holding a flaming disk and then
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I'll excuse myself with a hasty "brb" to run around screaming and stuff. Yeah.
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Goshdangit there's someone at my door! I'll whine about that! Yeah! Something
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to whine about! I hate people at my door...they're so noisy and ugly and
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stupid. They should go knock on other people's doors. Wow. But you know
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what's somewhat cool about people knocking on your door? When they do it too
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often and all of the other people in your hall start to notice that door-boy is
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completely obsessive and psychotic and they all become a huge bodyguard force
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devoted to keeping this person away from your door. That just totally rules.
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I like it when that happens not that I want someone coming to my door just so
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that that can happen or anything sick like that...it'd be much better if people
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could all just instinctively know that at my door is a bad place to be...but
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until that happens...it's good to know that mob mentalities and the urge to pick
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on dorky obsessive compulsives can be used constructively in the interest of
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anti-sociality and stuff.
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I think that one of the greatest enemies of anti-sociality is the phone.
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Phones are obviously insanely evil things. It's totally unright that people
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should create things that allow other people to make all kinds of horrible
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ringing noises in their homes. No one ever understands why I'm so annoyed
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whenever anyone calls. But I mean really...I'm sitting in my room happily
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ignoring the door-people, and they make this really loud ringing sound happen.
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What do they expect me to say after I have to get up and put the keyboard down
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and walk all the way to the phone and climb over my roommate's bed with her
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sleeping in it to pick the damn thing up to make it be quiet...other than, "Why
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did you do that?" I think that I have a right to know.
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I just took a test for ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder. Yay. I failed
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miserably. it's this silly color test where they give you a list of words like
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"yellow" and "green" and "blue" and "red" and they're written in black and you
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read them and time yourself and then they give you a list of the same words
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written in different colors and you have to go down the list saying, not the
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color that's written, but the color of the word and you time yourself and if the
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difference between the 2 times is really really really really big then you've
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got ADD...well...I absolutely cannot do the second test...it's really annoying.
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Everyone in my room thinks that I'm cracking up because I'm sitting here
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talking to myself saying stuff like "Red...NO! Blue!...argh...wait! No! It's
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yellow!" because this test is seriously destroying my brain and I can no longer
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tell colors apart. They should put a warning on this test that it causes color
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blindness. I'm going to go and practice now.
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Should I end on a philosophical note? Or maybe a humorous one? No...I
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don't think I'm capable of either. I guess I'll go for that not quite
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meaningful or entertaining touch? Yeah...a quote...that'll be cool..."Stop
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fighting with me inside my head!!!" -Some Kid
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-----------------------------<GwD Command Centers>------------------------------
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GwDweb: http://www.GREENY.org/
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http://gwd.snakeden.org/
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GwD Publications: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/2334/
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ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/
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ftp://gwd.snakeden.org/gwd/
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ftp://ftp.dto.net/pub/dto/zines/gwd/
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ftp://ftp.etext.org/pub/Zines/Greeny/
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GwD BBSes: C.H.A.O.S. - http://chaos.GREENY.org/
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http://solice.iglobal.net/chaos/
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The Snake's Den - http://www.snakeden.org/
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telnet://bbs.snakeden.org
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dial-in: (806)793-3779
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E-Mail: gwd@GREENY.org
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* GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 *
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"Pigs get fed, hogs get slaughtered." - Brutal Juice, "Numbskull"
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GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s
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MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of ABSOLUTE CRAP! /---------------\
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copyright (c) MCMXCVIII Purpldrgn/GwD Publications :FIGHT THE POWER:
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copyright (c) MCMXCVIII GwD, Inc. : GwD :
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All rights reserved \---------------/
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