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w _____ ____ 1 4 777 "Ass-Hairs" w
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G || || \ / | || | 1 4 7 issue #147 of "GwD: The American Dream G
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w \\___// \/\/ |____/ 111 4 7 with a Twist -- of Lime" * rel 05/05/05 w
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this is gross, so feel free to skip it. or comment about how it made you
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vomit. or whatever.
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so i just got back from the bathroom. when i got there, the two urinals were
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occupied. "no big deal," i figured as i sauntered into one of the stalls. i
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was about to lift the seat, like a nice fellow, when i noticed that said seat
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was bespeckled with a multitude of hairs. ass-hairs. sure, it's not uncommon
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to see an ass-hair or a stray pube on the toilet seat in a public bathroom;
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that's what they make those seat covers for. but it is rare to see a
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multitude of ass-hairs on the same toilet seat. whoever used the stall last
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(hopefully just one person deposited these, since otherwise people would have
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been sitting on each-other's ass-hairs, which would be quite disgusting)
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apparently has a shedding problem. disgusting as it was, i wish i'd had my
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digital camera just so i could show all of you fine people what i'm talking
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about.
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anyway, i proceeded to lift the seat using my foot (just the bottom of it,
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actually), as i was taught in elementary school, and take my leak. i then
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came back to my office, shaking my head, pondering the ass-hairs.
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- http://www.chach-house.net/~lobo/ -
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Issue#147 of "GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585
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copyright (c) MMV Lobo Licious/GwD Publications /---------------\
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copyright (c) MMV GwD, Inc. All rights reserved :HUMANITY SUCKS.:
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a production of The GREENY world DOMINATION Task Force, Inc. : GwD :
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Postal: GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 \---------------/
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FYM -+- http://www.GREENY.org/ - editor@GREENY.org - submit@GREENY.org -+- FYM
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