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w _____ ____ 1 222 4 "Sex without Strings: A Call for w
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D // | \ 11 2 44 Legalized Prostitution" D
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* || ____ | || | 1 222 444 by Dr. Dr. Otis *
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G || || \ / | || | 1 2 4 issue #124 of "GwD: The American Dream G
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w \\___// \/\/ |____/ 111 222 4 with a Twist -- of Lime" * rel 05/17/02 w
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One fundamental problem dominates every young man's life: how to maximize sex
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with minimal effort. As a nice guy, dating only brings sexual results after
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multiple outings and a large sum of cash.
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Dinner+movie ($60) x 3 dates = $180. Approximate sexual encounters = 0-1.
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Yeah, that's right, paying $180 for one sexual encounter. And that's if
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you're lucky, or she's really drunk. Well, and then there's Rohypnol, but
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that's another file. Clearly, this is not an efficient means for procuring
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sex, but it's all most men know. I would like them to consider the following
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alternative:
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1 Hour with Prostitute = $50-150
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Helpful hints include:
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---Claiming to be a virgin, where you might get an extra 30 minutes for free.
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Critical factor: sex is guaranteed, not merely a hopeful fantasy.
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Consider your first sexual encounter with the average broad: missionary style,
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in the dark, under the covers, no money shot, and no cross-dressing. Also the
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likelihood of mouth-to-genital contact is minimal, and reciprocation is
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expected. The prostitute offers endless possibilities of sexual diversity,
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and the likelihood of mouth-to-genital contact is extremely high without need
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for reciprocation. Delivery of the money shot is encouraged.
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Only known drawbacks: illegality, STDs, social stigma, and social stigmata
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(see my upcoming treatise on this topic). All of these can be remedied,
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except for the social stigmata, by legalization and government regulation of
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the world's oldest profession. The primary reason for continued
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criminalization is the perceived breakdown of the nuclear family. One reason
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for long-term relationships/marriage is continued access to easily obtainable
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coitus. With legalized prostitution, men won't have to put up with women's
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bullshit to gratify their urge for spicy asian poontang or to eat EZ-Cheese
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off of someone's nipple (Cheese-Boy, I'm talking to you).
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To get in on this sweet deal, write your congressman and move to Hawaii.
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Isn't that where gay marriage is legal? Shit, those Hawaiians will legalize
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anything.
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To contribute to this cause, please visit www.EZCheeseonnipple.org or follow
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the link from www.jewlatto.org.
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Issue#124 of "GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585
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copyright (c) MMII Dr. Dr. Otis/GwD Publications /---------------\
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copyright (c) MMII GwD, Inc. All rights reserved :SEND MORE MONEY:
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a production of The GREENY world DOMINATION Task Force, Inc. : GwD :
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Postal: GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 \---------------/
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FYM -+- http://www.GREENY.org/ - editor@GREENY.org - submit@GREENY.org -+- FYM
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