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YOU are cordially invited to a gala celebration of the Fifth Anniversary of
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc.
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-+- The GwD Fifth Anniversary Party -+-
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THE FIVE Ws of GwaDFest98 (all of these are further elaborated upon below):
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WHO: WE are throwing a party and YOU are invited.
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WHAT: The FIFTH ANNIVERSARY of GwD
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WHEN: GwD turns FIVE on June 10, 1998. A small-scale party will be
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held for the elite dr00gs on that date. We'll most likely just \
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drink highballs and go to the titty bar. But, a kick-ass
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mutha-fuckin' par-tay will be held on June 19, 1998 (true to
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form, we've procrastinated and this announcement is being
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released only 10 days before the shindig, most likely assuring
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low attendance of almost entirely local dr00gs).
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open to the general public. So come on out and bring a friend.
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WHERE: Marduk's house.
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WHY: GwD is FIVE. It's also a chance to meet and mingle with fellow
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dr00gs and dr00gettes. Aww yeah.
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HOW: Take a bus, take a train, go and hop an aero-plane. Walk for
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all I care...but you MUST be in attendance at the party, or
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there will be hell to pay. Green Hell. And I'm not talking
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about the Misfits' song, either.
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<Explanation: A slight change in plans.>
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We would have had the party on June 10 (which was the original plan), but due to
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unforeseen circumstances in the personal lives of high-ranking GwD-Officials, it
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has been postponed until June 19 and a smaller party will be held for just the
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GwD big-wigs on June 10, 1998. Besides, the tenth is a WEDNESDAY, and who wants
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to party on WEDNESDAY? Wednesday is HUMP day, a day for what its name implies.
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So don't fret about the slight change in plans.
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= WHO =
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Invitors: The GwD High Council has been planning this event for months. Maybe.
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Invitees: Anyone who receives this as an e-mail or sees this on the web is
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hereby invited. Bring a friend or five.
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= WHAT =
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This will be the party to end all parties. We hope. Of course, the party is
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BYOB and BYODF (Bring Your Own Damn Food). Bring other stuff if you must, but
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please observe MODERATION because it's not our job to drive your drunk-ass home
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and we sure as hell don't want anyone getting arrested. Basically, it'll be a
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nice little gathering with an on-going, multi-authored text file being written
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by those in attendance, courtesy of STM's laptop (a concept we're blatantly
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ripping off from the DummerCon files by our pals over at doomed to obscurity).
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Come for the fellowship, stay for the entertainment:
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SEE the mighty HORSE IMPRESSION of Lobo Licious!
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SEE the awesome THUMB-TWIDDLING of Seth The Man!
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HEAR the TRUMPET SRYLINGS of Diamondback!
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SEE and HEAR the rantings of PREACHER/PIRATE Yancey Slide!
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SEE Bob the Master of the World BREAK THINGS while drunk!
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SEE the dr00gan wimmen in a MUD-WRESTLING EXTRAVAGANZA!
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(We still have to get them to agree to that last one.)
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FEEL the AWESOME PRESENCE that IS Bill Hooper! (if he's not in India)
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Bring your own unique talents or just bring your favorite GwD Propaganda for the
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AUTOGRAPH SESSION which will follow the INVOCATION of GRENE!
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= WHEN =
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The affair will take place in the evening of June 19, 1998. Be there.
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Or don't.
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= WHERE =
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Marduk's house. Marduk is Diamondback's cousin. He lives on a farm. He has no
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nearby neighbors. We can have a loud drunken orgy! YAY!
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(See "HOW" below for directions.)
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= WHY =
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Because Grene commands it. Don't fuck with the Goddess.
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= HOW =
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E-mail Seth The Man (seththeman@cyberdude.com) for directions to Marduk's
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swingin' pad.
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-*- GwD. We rock balls AND we're five. -*-
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For more information regarding GwaDFest98, contact:
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc.
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http://gwd.snakeden.org/
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http://www.geocities.com/Athens/2334/
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ftp://ftp.etext.org/Zines/Greeny/
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gwd@geocities.com
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P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas - 79490
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The GwD Task Force, Inc. - Bringing YOU All the Best in Absolute Crap Since 1993
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***** copyright (c) MCMXCVIII GwD, Inc. *****
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