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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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A Few Things That Annoy Ruth
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I'm a fucking Nut. Yeah I think that about sums it up. I'm a bloody
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lunatic. I'm psychotic. I'm strange. I'm weird. Why? Because if you ask
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me, I'm the most mentally balanced person you'll probably ever meet. Ask
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anyone who knows me. They'll tell you I'm annoying as shit most the time,
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completely immature, and never fucking serious. Know what I think about
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that? Not a damn thing. So what?
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My question is, what the fuck is wrong with the world. I see
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people running around all day long, moping, complaining, whining, and just
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plain hating life. "oooohhh I am so full of angst!" What the fuck is the
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problem here? Lets look a few things. In fact, let start with everyone's
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personal favorite, Depression!
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I love depression. It's such a wonderful way to relax. I'm
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clinically diagnosed as a Manic depressive. Know what that means? It
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means my shrink is an idiot. Good thing I was going to him for free.
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College is neat that way. Either way, don't try to tell me I don't know
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what it is then, about every 3 months I spend 2-3 days laying on my bed
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staring at the walls without the energy to get up. My friends get
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worried, my girl gets frantic, and my rat kept me company. The funny
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thing is, I enjoy it. Actually, strike that, I love it. No, it's not the
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attention. To be honest, that really gets on my nerves. Most the time I
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just want to be left alone. It's the silence. When it happens I actually
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get some peace and quiet in this head of mine. I can just lay there, near
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comatose, and not think of anything. Nothing at all. It's all empty.
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It's actually beautiful. I relax and lay there for a while and when I'm
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done I get up and I feel refreshed. But then again I guess that's
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physical depression, not mental depression. Whatever it is. It's pretty
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nice. My question for the depressed masses is "if you're so fucking
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depressed, why the fuck don't you at least attempt to enjoy the
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depression! It does wonders for your soul!" yeah it's kind of an oxymoron,
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"happy depression," but at least it's more fun.
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Hrm... what's next? Oh yes... persecution. Everyone I know is
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getting persecuted for something. They hate me because I'm a "insert word
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here." What is going on in this world that suddenly we all hate each
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other? Know what I think? I don't think anything has changed. People
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have hated each other ever since some monkey picked up a tree branch and
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beat the shit out of another for a piece of girl monkey ass. The simple
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fact of the matter is that now our government gives perks and prizes to
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anyone who says they've been dicked with by someone else. So now it's
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cool to be hated. Oh boy. That's some logic for you... I've never seen
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so many people so happy and proud of the fact that someone disliked them
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that they would tell everyone they met all about it. "no really Dave, I
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didn't get that promotion because I'm a black female jew lesbian. I think
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I'm going to sue." No really... I'm honestly sure that's it. Maybe you just
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aren't qualified. Or maybe that really is it. But if it is, do you wanna
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work for that asshole that didn't hire you anyway? I look at that shit
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and think, if I were in that position I'd have to tell Dave. "You know
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Dave, that guy really fucked up... I would've given his wife the best piece
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of kosher chocolate pussy she's ever had and he could've fucking watched."
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But then again, I'm strange that way.
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That's just a few of my thoughts. When I bring this shit up, a
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lot of people tell me. "you don't know what your talking about." "You
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don't know how things really are." "You can't laugh at everything." And
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"Life's not all fun and games." Well I got one thing to say about that.
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Fuck that shit. I know what's out there... I've seen my share of shit and
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filth and all in all crappy things. I've been there. I've also been else
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where. But fuck it all if you can't laugh at it. Life is too short not
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to have a good time. What have we got? An average of 85 years or so?
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For those of you who are reading this, probably significantly less.
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You'll probably get enough radiation from that monitor in your face to fry
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your brain by 60. But so what. At least you'll surf enough porn to keep
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you busy in the afterlife. Whatever time you have here is so limited
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you had better fucking enjoy it, because let me tell you something. When you
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die. There's no guarantees. Religion is stupid. It's empty promises.
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No one knows what's going to happen. You either go someone else when you
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die, or you don't. if you don't, then every last one of you that spent all
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your time moping around, complaining and hating the whole thing are
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screwed. You got your one chance and you blew it. You didn't make it fun.
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If we do get lucky and there is an afterlife (as fucking improbable as it
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seems) you may get screwed again. My personal opinion is when I die I'm
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going to end up in an eternal orgy with so many naked chicks my eyes are
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going to pop out. But then again, I'm hoping, not trusting in it. So
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fucking smile, have a nice day, and get one with your god damn life.
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Enjoy yourself and quit crying.
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Sorry about that folks. I was in the mood to rant. Maybe that will make
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some sense to one of you, though i can't say it made too much sense to me.
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Wraith
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