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<EFBFBD> Demented Anarchists & Malicious Malignant Inventors of Terror <20>
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Issue #1
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The Beginning
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By: Sir Robin and Madcap
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Well, This is Issue #1 of DAMMiT. First of all, Let's start at the Beginning.
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(Works good that way, huh?) Well, it had been mulling around in my head for a
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while, to start a small group, and write strange text files. I finally got
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around to it, (Due to a little prodding from Madcap) and started a group. Now,
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first problem, and a big one. Name. Had to have a name. had to be a good
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name, too. I was thinking about it, and screwing around, and then it was 4:30
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AM. I walked into the kitchen, to get another Mountain Dew, and Smashed my
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knee on the counter. I whispered "DAMMIT!"...... and an idea struck harder
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than a heterosexual seeing size H tits. Demented Anarchists(Not really much
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Anarchy, but-)& Malicious Malignant inventors of Terror. Well, DAMMiT will -
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feature all sorts of things. Some anarchy stuff, but V.a.S. covers a bunch of
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that.. We'll have dirty limericks, some jokes, parodies, stories, and lists...
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Look for Issues 3,4, and 5... Entitled "501 Things I hate".. Ideas aren't, and
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will never be a problem. Well, since we just started getting plans in motion
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today, July 24th, we have few members.. If you do want to be a member, find a
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bbs I'm on, and send E-Mail to Sir Robin.. We also will take anything you've
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written, so long as it's STRANGE. Anything, we really don't care... Well, I'll
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Make the rest of this article interesting.
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DAMMiT Consists of:
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Sir Robin (Co-Founder)
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Madcap (Co-Founder)
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Hacker (Contributing Writer)
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Grave Walker (Contributing Writer)
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Have you ever come across an acronym, and didn't know what it was? Well, we'll
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help you!
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VGA: Very Glazed Assholes
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INC: Interesting Nautical Crack
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USA: Unified Strands of Acorns
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FLT: Fighting Lost Tomes
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(Whoa, that last one almost made sense!)
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HST: Hello, Star Trek?
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MNP: Manic Nasal Passages
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JVC: Joe Vices Cramps
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MTV: Mites Trust Virgins
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There you go.
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Now, We'll try something else. I'm going to open my trusty dictionary (Good
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for pest control) and write down a word. Once I get 7 words, I'll put em in a
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sentence, in order (Now you KNOW I'm bored)
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Words in caps are the ones I wrote down
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RENTing SLUMs OVERSEAS can be good for your KYOTO, as well as stimulate your
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CYTOPLASM, and causing you to eat SOY beans with a guy named WARREN.
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That was boring.
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You see, some people might take one look at this file and say "Oh, thas Lame"
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but... We aren't doing this for any rational reason...
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I don't think that made sense.
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Well, you may see some stories floating about. One, in particular, will be
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"The Adventures of Captain Expendable"... Written by Myself (Mostly), and
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Madcap, it will offer all sorts of things.. Well, who knows about the future
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of DAMMiT? Maybe We'll go one for a while, Maybe not. All I know is that we
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won't go away for at least a little bit..
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SO, again, if you want to Write something for us, or Want to join up, or Want
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to be an official site, contact Sir Robin of many wonderful 313 bbses... Well,
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Greetings To: V.a.S. - We're not trying to compete With Ya'll, we're not that
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crazy....
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And a joke, to end this hear lovely text file:
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Three Old men were sitting around the bar swapping stories. The first said, "I
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remember way back in the big war, WW ][. We were sitting in a foxhole in
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France when the Germans opened up with one of their big guns. One shell landed
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in a foxhole full of soldiers. Their screams and moans were the worst sound I
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ever heard." The second old man said "You think that's bad? I was walking
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along a highway one day when a little boy darted into the road to fetch his
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ball. A tractor trailer was going down the highway at 70 miles an hour, and
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the splat when the cab hit the boy was the most terrible sound I ever heard."
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The third man spoke up in an eerie, High-Pitched voice, " You haven't heard
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anything. Once I was in my neighbor's bedroom humping his wife when I heard
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the sound of the key in the lock."
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"That was the worst sound?" A friend scoffed.
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"No. Next, The door to the bedroom creaked open."
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"That was the worst?" "No. I tried to sneak off the bed in the dark when he
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grabbed me by the balls with an audible squish."
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The friend interrupted, "That's bad, but -"
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"Hush," The man went on. "That was not the worst. The most horrible sound came
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next."
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"What was that?"
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"The sound of him opening the switchblade with his teeth."
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DAMMiT - "No, Son, you spelled it wrong. You forgot the E."
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Oh, Sorry...
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DAMMiTE.
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Demented Anarchists & Malicious Malignant Inventors of Terror & E-Something?
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Hm.
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Excretement?
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Ecstasy?
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Emus?
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Enos?
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Enough?
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Nah.
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<EFBFBD> For the Latest DAMMiT Stuff, Do Call These Boards: <20>
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<EFBFBD> Name <20> Number <20> Baud <20> SysOp <20> Status <20>
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<EFBFBD> Death's Gate <20>(313) 591-0802 <20> 16.8 <20> Hacker <20> Dist. Site <20>
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<EFBFBD> Seven Seconds <20>(313) 344-2977 <20> 14.4 <20> Grave Walker <20> Dist. Site <20>
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