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VOLUME 4 NUMBER 2 (#13) JULY 1997
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The CyberSenior Review is a project of the Internet
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Elders List, an active world-wide Internet Mailing
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List for seniors. The Review is written, edited and
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published by members of the Elders for interested
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seniors worldwide. Contributions from non-Elders
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are welcome. Please query one of the editors first.
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Contents copyrighted 1997 by the Internet Elders
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List and by the authors. All rights reserved by the
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authors. Brief quotes permitted with attribution.
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The editorial board of The CyberSenior Review:
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Elaine Dabbs esudweek@mail.usyd.edu.au
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Pat Davidson patd@chatback.demon.co.uk
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James Hursey jwhursey@cd.columbus.oh.us
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CONTENTS, Volume 4, Number 2, July 1997 (#13)
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EDITORIAL by Elaine Dabbs
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THE GOLDEN MILE by Hadassah Bat Haim
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Hadassah finds kilometres much less poetic than the
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humble mile.
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WHY ECUADOR? by John Davidson
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John eloquently answers this question, describing
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his trip to the cities, jungle and rivers of this
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most interesting equatorial land.
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THE DOGS OF LANE COVE by Roger Sharland.
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Lane Cove's fierce dogs feast on lamb chops from the
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sky in Roger's whimsical tale. True, he assures us.
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KILLING TIME a poem by James Hursey
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EDITORIAL
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by Elaine Dabbs
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A warm welcome from your CyberSenior Review Editorial Board to
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new members of our Elders List, most of whom came to us after
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reading Pat Davidson's excellent article published in Saga. You
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will find that belonging to the Elders List engenders a feeling
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of a worldwide community. We acquire new and interesting
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friends, further our education and find that global borders have
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disappeared.
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Our Review informs and educates, and in this CyberSenior Review,
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firstly read Hadassah's "The Golden Mile", an account of the
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confusion caused to those of us who were educated in our early
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life with such indisputable and memorable facts, for example,
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that 1,760 yards equals one mile. A world of chaos results when
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we try, in our later life, to picture in our minds the distance
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of a kilometre. A kilometre! What a vile word! We know how
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long it takes to walk 'a mile', to drive -- in fact the very word
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just rolls off our tongue. So, what should we do about it?
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Start a world-wide rebellion, peaceful of course, but nevertheless
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forceful. Let's start right now?
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Our next article takes us to Ecuador, where John Davidson and his
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wife Louise had many exciting adventures. Ecuador seems to be so
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remote. If we cast our minds back to reports of life in our own
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country, say just early last century, John's description of
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"streets so filled with peddler's stands and pedestrians that
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cars simply could not get through in the middle of the day" would
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be no different from life that existed then. Yes, there would
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have been a fascinating mix of people, from the elegantly clad to
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the beggars. I'm mindful of reading about life in Melbourne in
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the early days of the gold rush -- 1850 -- when the streets were
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paved, not with gold but with mud. But, against all this, John
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tells us that there in the background were wonderful/awesome/
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stupendous mountains. As with other parts of the world, people
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used to live in the valleys but, whether it be the Catholic
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Church, the Spanish, or just development, we all get crowded out.
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Thank you, John, for reminding us what luxury we enjoy with paved
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roads, bridges and warm houses.
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It appears that Roger Sharland, in his "Dogs of Lane Cove" has
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been an avid television viewer of 'Animal Hospital', which is
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being screened here in Sydney at present. The scene Roger
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describes, that is dogs that are thin and cruelly confined, is
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just what our RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruely
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to Animals) investigates in this series. I live within sight of
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Lane Cover National Park, which was devastated by bushfires just
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a few years ago, and where feral dogs and cats abound. These
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animals have been let loose by neglectful owners and roam within
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the Park where they kill native animals. Maybe those very dogs
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that Roger fed with juicy/mint jelly/crackling lamb chops were
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freed there. Perhaps the bushfire destroyed the remains of
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Roger's chops high in the trees when it raced through Lane Cove.
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To finish this Review, JimH has written a fascinating poem,
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"Killing Time", delightfully pointing out that we are free to use
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time as we please. A very thought-provoking idea. How true, no
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one can dictate what we do with it, and there's plenty of it for
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us to use.
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THE GOLDEN MILE
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by Hadassah Bat Haim
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Having been brought up to reckon in pounds, shillings and pence,
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it took me a long time to reprogramme myself to one hundred pence
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to the pound instead of two hundred and forty. Twelve pence to
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the shilling and thirty pence making half a crown seemed more
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natural somehow than calculating everything in units of ten.
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Americans had less of a cultural shock as they always used the
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metric system and you even, with your intimate connections to
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Europe, had some knowledge of grams and milligrams.
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By European, I do not of course mean British. Though Britons
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never deny that their land is part of the continent of Europe
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there is still a distinct feeling of "them" and "us". When we
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talk of the capitals of Europe, we are not referring to London
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and however we are pressed to amalgamate, there is a gut feeling
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that maybe Mrs. Thatcher was right to be cautious. Someone who
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instinctively knows that two gills make a pint and that eight
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pints equal a gallon, does not easily come to terms with litres.
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Those of us who are old enough to have these indisputable facts
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printed on our minds are often nostalgic for measurements of
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distances which are hard to dislodge from our subconscious.
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Twelve inches to the foot, three feet to the yard, five and a
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half yards one rod, pole or perch, words romantically connected
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with fishermen. Mention these terms to a computer whiz kid and
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you will no doubt be referred to a sports shop. They are also
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ignorant of the fact that two hundred and twenty yards make a
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furlong. Very few people today, even college graduates of today,
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know what a furlong is, nor do they care that with eight of them
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you make a complete, exact mile,
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The poetic mile. It has a special appeal to it beyond its common
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usage. It conjures up vistas, far horizons. It brings pictures
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to the mind. Robert Frost felt it when stopping by the woods at
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night. "I have promises to keep and KILOMETRES to go before I
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sleep." Would he not have scorned to put that down in his
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notebook? It is cold, mathematical, no mists surround it. The
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great Longfellow would certainly have been Poet Laureate if not
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for that unfortunate misunderstanding in 1776. Proof of this
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lies in the compulsory learning by heart the whole of "Hiawatha"
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by all British schoolchildren. Would he have waxed so lyrical
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about that red blooded Pilgrim hero, if his name had been as
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unharmonious as Kilometre Standish?
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Literature is redolent with references to the elegiac mile. "How
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many kilometres to Babylon?" Perish the thought. The Walrus and
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the Carpenter would never have walked on a kilometre or so.
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Firstly it doesn't scan, secondly, there would not have been time
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for all the little oysters to get out of their beds into the
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feast. A kilometre is only five eighths of a mile, quickly
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traversed. They would not have been able to wash their faces,
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never mind clean their shoes.
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That crooked man, known in most nurseries, would never have found
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that crooked sixpence because nothing rhymes with kilometre so
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that splendid example of his tolerance, living as he did with the
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crooked cat and mouse in the crooked house would not have been
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passed down to inspire us.
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The Scots, sentimental to a man, though largely incomprehensible
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to those born south of the Tweed, had the mile firmly fixed in
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their vocabularies. Often it is the only word recognised by the
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desperate Sassenach. Consider this by Robert Burns:
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'A mile an' a bittock, a mile or twa,
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Abune the burn, ayont the law
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Davie an' Donal' an' Charlie an' a'
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An' the mune was shinin' clearly'.
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It would not have been seemly for him to write "four point five
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of a mile or twa" and I respectfully submit that were he still
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writing, the suggestion would have dismayed him. "Oor Rabbie"
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(Nothing to do with Jewish theologians) the rebel, the
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outrageous, the ultimate romantic, the passionate lover, could he
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have promised his "luv", the one "like a red, red rose", to come
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back to her if t'were one hundred and sixty thousand kilometres?
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He would not have been buried in Westminster Abbey after that
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abomination.
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Probably there will soon be ten hours to the day, ten days to the
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week and ten months to the year. The moon will wax and wane in
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ten nights, and the sun will scamper round the earth in one
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hundred days. I shan't wait for that and for the present I shall
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cling to my beliefs that sixteen ounces make a pound, fourteen
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pounds a stone and sixteen stones a ton. It is so logical, so
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precise and so easy to remember.
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WHY ECUADOR?
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by John Davidson
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"Why Ecuador? " seems to be the first question Louise and I get
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asked about our recent trip. The factors that were involved were
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my interest in the high Andes, the crafts, a Spanish colonial
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civilization built upon Inca and Indian ruins, and the jungle.
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Also, it was cheap because of its poverty, and we had a Spanish
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speaking friend (Kay) who had been twice and wanted to go again.
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We knew we couldn't see (or enjoy) everything, so we narrowed
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our visit down to three cities: Quito the capitol, Cuenco a major
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colonial city, and Banyos a resort community in the mountains and
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noted for its thermal springs. The headwaters of the Amazon and a
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canoe trip on the Napo river, and a visit to the famous craft
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market of Otavalo were also included. In addition we just had to
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get to the equator monument and shake hands with each other
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between the Northern and Southern hemispheres. To me this was a
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sort of nonevent since it is only an imaginary line. However the
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museums and shops there were worth visiting.
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We started at Quito, the capital (elevation of 9400 feet) because
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that is where Continental Airlines lands. It is a long day from
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Seattle via Houston and Panama. We left Seattle in the rain,
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landed in Quito in the rain and had rain at some time almost
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every day for the next two weeks in Ecuador.
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The most scenic part of Quito was the old city founded in 1534
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by the Spanish, but built upon Indian and Inca sites existing
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long before that. The Spanish buildings are still there and in
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use. The churches were magnificent but the stories of the
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church's exploitation of the natives were very cruel. The streets
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were so filled with peddler's stands and pedestrians that cars
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simply could not get through in the middle of the day.
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We stayed in a newer part of the city in a two story hostel, with
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a pleasant courtyard. We had a modern bathroom except a sign next
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to the toilet said to put the toilet paper into the waste paper
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basket (the sewer system can not handle the paper). This was hard
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to get used to. Our room was about 30 dollars for two of us but
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hotel rooms were cheaper outside the capital.
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The mix of people on the streets was fascinating: business men
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with cellular phones, shapely secretaries in mini skirts, 4-foot
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tall natives who were permanently stooped from the loads they
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carry and barefoot in any weather, beggars and a variety of
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native costumes. Court yards have ten foot tall poinsettias,
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humming birds and orchids. By chance we drifted into a coffee
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shop called "The Magic Bean" and met seven people from Seattle.
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The pull of the volcanic mountains and white water rivers is
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pretty strong to a Northwesterner.
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Even though we were in the capital we were warned about the tap
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water. It is unsafe to drink and the hotels provided bottled
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water. One also sticks to cooked vegetables unless you are
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certain that "Bac-Stop " has been used on them. Even ice cubes
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are dangerous.
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Our next stop was the old colonial city of Cuenca, at only 7755
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the volcanoes". It is the only view we had of the high peaks,
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because they stick through the clouds. From the ground they are
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almost always hidden. Cuenca was the site of an Inca capital of
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the area, but they only had it 100 years before the Spanish
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arrived in 1530 and destroyed everything within 15 years. We
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visited a site where structures for the Indian era, the Inca
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occupation, and then the Spanish are adjacent.
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Cuenca is a service center for a large agricultural area and is
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much less hectic then Quito (except on market day). We stayed in
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a hotel that was a remodeled colonial townhouse. It had two
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The day we got there was the day for the local farmers' market.
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We walked to the square where it was held and were almost
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overwhelmed by the noise, smells, and seeming confusion. It was
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sobering to realize that many of the sellers had left their homes
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at 3 am to carry their produce on their backs to the market. A
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sight I will never forget was a man with a switch herding five
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young ducks through the meat section of the market so that the
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ducks could eat scraps from the side walk.
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Cuenca has its share of old churches, which we explored. Our
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second day we rented a taxi to go to the "Reed" Lakes we had
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heard about where the farmers made islands of reeds and farmed on
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them. There was a communication breakdown and we ended up in a
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nature preserve at about 13000 feet of elevation. It was on the
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route of the old Inca trail leading across the mountains.
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The next day was the first of many bus trips. They all seemed to
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take about six hours and cost 3 dollars per person. Some people
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had to stand the whole time. We went over the backbone of the
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Andes to get to the eastern slopes. Much of the time was in dense
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fog which is probably perpetual. The highest areas, with little
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agricultural potential were grazed by the peasants who used to
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live in the valleys. They were crowded out by the Catholic Church
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and the Spanish. When they couldn't pay their tithes their land
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was forfeited to the church.
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Our destination was Banos which is only 5900 feet high. It is on
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a narrow bench above the gorge of the Rio Pastaza. It is a resort
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town noted for its hot springs and a mild climate. We rented a
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taxi to take us to nearby attractions including a new conference
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center on a high ridge above Banos. We did a lot of walking in
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the town and found another watering hole for displaced Seattle
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visitors. Our accommodations were excellent for only a few
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dollars a night. Our dinner on one evening was at a remodeled
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town house which featured a guitarist and a maestro of pan pipes
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and various types of wooden flutes. They were going on a United
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States tour shortly and I bought a CD from them. The music is
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unbelievably mellow and haunting.
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Leaving Banyos was complicated by having the road down to the
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Amazon Basin under reconstruction and it was only open one day a
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week. Our friend Kay called it the "road through hell". The road
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is on a narrow shelf cut into nearly vertical cliffs with the Rio
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Pastaza maybe a 1000 feet below. The guard rails were gone and
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the road bed was a sea of mud. Some people on the bus insisted on
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getting out and wading through the mud a half mile to get past
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the worst place. The bus went slowly, dodging earth movers, and
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when we saw another bus we had to back down around a curve to
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where we could pass. Louise just hid her head and wouldn't look
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out. We were only inches from the edge and I was worried that the
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bank would give way.
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jungle town that had been a staging area for oil development. The
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land developers were now there and they were building a four lane
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lighted boulevard through the town with streets laid out for new
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homes. The jungle here had been largely logged and little farms
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had taken over. Our destination was the town of Misahualli on the
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Napo river. The taxi to there was a pickup truck on a single lane
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track through the jungle. Louise and I sat in the back, leaning
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against our packs. She had been so provident that she had packed
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a Sprite bottle with vodka in it in the outside of her pack. We
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broke it out in the first kilometer of our 28-kilometer trip. The
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scenery was exotic and the vodka helped cushion the truck bed.
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When we arrived the little hotel had rooms for us that were
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The next morning we were outfitted with life jackets and rubber
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boots and set off down the Napo River in a dugout canoe powered
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by an outboard motor. Because of upstream rains the water had
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risen a meter overnight and the rapids looked fearsome. At one
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point the bottom grated on the rocky river bed. Water sprayed
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over us frequently and I decided that I wouldn't need to go
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rafting after this. We landed in three hours at a jungle
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clearing. I caught my rubber boot when stepping ashore. The boat
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lurched sideways and I was in the river with my shoulder bag
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swinging forward to get dunked. I scrambled out, wet and
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embarrassed.
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The guide had arranged demonstrations of animal trapping, blow
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gun use, and a two-hour trek through the jungle. Mud was knee
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deep and tried to suck your boats off. There were many
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demonstrations of jungle lore. I leaned against a tree and got
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stung by a fire ant. I said something to our guide about it and
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he looked around and selected a tree. After tapping on the bark
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he cut a slit and gathered some of the juice on his machete. He
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spread it on the ant bite and the pain was gone and never came
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back. He then picked up a little ball of mud and carefully
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pressed it into the slit in the tree bark. He said that now the
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tree would not suffer from the cut.
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After a big jungle cooked lunch of chicken and fruit (and Pilsner
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beer) we climbed back in the dugouts for another three hours
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going back upstream. The river had continued to rise and it was
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fast approaching 6 p.m. when it suddenly gets dark. The boat had
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no lights and none on the shore. I was beginning to worry, but
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then I recognized a small river just below our landing. By the
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time we unloaded it was dark. To me that was cutting it too
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close.
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The next day it was pouring rain and we had to double up in the
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pickup "taxi." My wife rode on my lap for 28 kilometers to the
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town of Tema where we got a bus to Quito.
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Our last adventure was to take the bus north of Quito to the
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craft center of Otovalo. They have a Saturday market that is
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famous for the variety and quality of the crafts, particularly
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woven and knitted fabrics, leather goods, and wood carvings. We
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spent the day looking and haggling. We bought most of our gifts
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to take back. We saw a notice about a cock fight and we decided
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to take that in too. It was a very slow process with everybody
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looking at each new contestant before they were put in a cage
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near the ring. Most of the roosters were crowing while waiting.
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The referee carefully wiped with alcohol the claws and the metal
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spurs attached to their legs. His last step was to squeeze some
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alcohol on their beaks and into their mouths. The first two ended
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their fight when one rooster went down in a submissive posture
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and could not be provoked out of it. The second fight was furious
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with feathers and blood scattered in the ring. The loser was
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killed very suddenly and carried out. That was enough for us.
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The following day we rented a taxi for the day and went to the
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small villages in the area each one with a special craft. There
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was a whole village of leather makers and you could buy a leather
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jacket for 20 dollars. I only bought a belt. We had the taxi take
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us back to Quito. We paid 11 dollars each for the taxi for about
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eight hours of driving and waiting.
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The trip back to Seattle was as long as we had remembered, and it
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was still raining.
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THE DOGS OF LANE COVE.
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by Roger Sharland.
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If you ever go to Australia you will soon see dogs.
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Everywhere you will see dogs, you will see cattle dogs, sheep
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dogs, pet dogs, and society dogs all poofed up no end. You
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will see working dogs, trained to follow the horse, trained to
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herd, to drove. Dogs born and bred in the tough hot brown
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country. You will certainly see stray dogs, everywhere you
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will see stray dogs. You will see watch dogs tied up in
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backyards as sentinels. Dogs trained to guard. Wild savage dogs
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that would undoubtedly kill a trespasser -- a cat, a possom, a
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human.
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There were five such ferocious dogs in a backyard across the
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service road at the side of my flat in Lane Cove. They roamed
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in their stark compound bounded by wire and a high wooden paling
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fence. They were as thin as thin could be. So hungry that they
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surely would have torn an intruder limb from limb. They barked
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all day and most of the night. The only way I found to stop the
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barking was to throw them food. To throw them chop bones.
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Now I am sure that every dog in the world likes chop bones --
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lamb chop bones, cooked and served with a slight trace of mint
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jelly and a little crispy crackling. Given a chance a dog will
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devour a lamb chop bone morsel by morsel, crunch by crunch, until
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there is nothing left but licking and a few spots of grease on
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the grass.
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No dog that I have ever known will refuse. The dogs of Lane Cove
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were no exception. They did not know from whence the bones came.
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Never did I attempt to feed them through or over the fence for
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fear of losing my hand, my arm. I was also in fear of the owner
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who would no doubt suspect some foul deed by me, foul poison,
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deadly bait, and surely call the police.
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My flat was high on the second floor and the verandah overlooked
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the road and then the yard. If my aim was good I could throw,
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miss the branches of the gum trees and have a juicy chop land
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out of the sky in the centre of their barren enclosure. At first
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they were suspicious, but soon the biggest dog tore into the best
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helping.
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With careful aiming I was able to feed them all. Unfortunately
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some bones lodged amongst the branches and leaves of the gum
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trees. They are probably still there. Some bones fell on the
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stony road below underneath my window. You see I was careful to
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stay concealed inside my flat again for fear of the savage owner.
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I also feared that my exploits would come to the notice of the
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other tenants who would no doubt accuse me of fouling their
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living space with stinking lamb chop bones.
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It was lucky that no bones fell on the verandah below. It was no
|
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|
mean task aiming those bones out the narrow gap in the patio
|
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window, clear of the curtains. A good swing was essential. Such
|
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was the distance and the required velocity, to miss meant an
|
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|
enormous splodge of fat and mint sauce on my pristine living room
|
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|
wall. I did not feed the brutes every day. I did not attempt to
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|
do so if their master was in sight and the beautiful scrap bones,
|
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|
marrow and all, were dumped unceremoniously into the gigantic
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sink disposal unit in the kitchen to be destroyed as waste.
|
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|
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|
I don't suppose that anyone is feeding the poor animals now.
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|
Perhaps after complaints to the local council about the noise or
|
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|
representations to the Public Health the creatures have been
|
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muzzled, cruelly bundled into trucks and taken away and shot.
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|
|
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Maybe around the great campfire in the sky when they are lying
|
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|
calm in the glow and warmth they will converse, they will talk,
|
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|
as I am sure dogs do, and they will talk of many things. Perhaps
|
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|
they will tell their cobbers of crispy lamb chops from out of the
|
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sky, from heaven.
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'Tis a true story.
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|
KILLING TIME
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|
by Jim Hursey
|
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|
|
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|
Sometimes, I'll admit, I'm not up to it,
|
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|
Just don't feel like doin' a thing,
|
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|
Just sit and stare in my rocking chair
|
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|
And hear the mockingbirds sing.
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|
|
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|
You'll say that I'm just wasting time,
|
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|
Frittering these hours away.
|
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|
Where all of it goes, Lord only knows,
|
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|
But it's my time, is all I can say.
|
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|
|
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|
Don't have a lot, time's all I've got,
|
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|
I'll do with it whatever I will.
|
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|
Not quite sure how, but it's my time now,
|
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|
And I've got plenty of it to kill.
|
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|
|
|||
|
And killing time's not really a crime,
|
|||
|
Don't shed for it your tears,
|
|||
|
I guarantee it -- the way I see it --
|
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|
Time's been killing me for years.
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end cybersenior.4.2
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