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TeleConference/UseNet Acronym List v1.0
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By sUMsDos [BTW]
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AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
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AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
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ACRONYM Generic acronym.
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ADN Any Day Now
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AFAIK As Far As I Know
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AFK Away From Keyboard
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ASAP As Soon As Possible
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ATSL Along the same line
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AWGTHTGTTA? Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
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BAC By Any Chance
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BACG "Ball & Chain" Grin
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BAG Blatently Arrogant Grin
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BBG Big Big Grin
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BCNU Be Seeing You
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BEG Big Evil Grin
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BENG Big Evil Nasty Grin
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BESPG Bacheler's Eobiential Science Project Grin
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BG BIG grin
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BHIELL Big Huge Insane Evil Lunatic Laugh
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BILGE Big Insane Lunatic Grin, Extrafactual
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BILOS Bastard Issue, Loins Of Stopgap
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BK Because
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BNF Big name fan
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BOL Beginning of Lecture
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BOS Big Orange Switch
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BRB Be Right Back
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BRB Big Red Button
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BRS Big Red Switch
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BSEG Big Shit Eating Grin
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BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me
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BTW By The Way
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CCITT Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
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CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
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COBOL Computer Operator's Band Of Losers
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Computer Operator's Band Of Losers
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Completely Overblown, Bloated, Obselete Language
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CUL See You Later
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CUL8R See You Later
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CUL8RALEG8R See You Later, Al E Gator
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CYA Cover Your Ass
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CYA See 'Ya
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DAG Duh... and Grinning
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DBA Doing Business As
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DBN Doing Business, NOT
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DIIK Damned If I Know
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DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Fuck
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DLG Devilish Little Grin
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DNPM Darn Near P'd Myself
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DOM Dirty Old Man
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DWIM Do What I Mean
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E2EG Ear to Ear Grin
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ELG Exceptionally Large Grin
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EMSL Evil Mad Scientist Laugh
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EOD End Of Discussion
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EOL End Of Lecture
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ER Hello
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ERG Escherian Recursive Grin
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ESAD Eat Shit And Die
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ESAL Eat Shit And Live
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FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
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FITB Fill In The Blank....
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FMH Fuck Me Harder
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FOAF Friend Of A Friend
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FOBL Fell outta bed laughing
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FOCL Fell outta chair laughing
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FOMC Falling Off My Chair
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FOMCROFL Fell Off My Chair Rolling On Floor Laughing!
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FUBAR Fucked up beyond all repair
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FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
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FWIW For What It's Worth
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FYI For Your Information
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FYIO For Your Information Only
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G bigger grin
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g grin
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GCOS God's Chosen Operating System
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GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running
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GD&RVFVF Grinning, Ducking and Running, Very Far, Very Fast
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GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out
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Garbage In, Gospel Out
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GIWIST Gee I Wish I'd Said That
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GLG Goofy Little Grin
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GO PRI Send Private Mail
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GR 8 Great
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HARDEEHAR Here's a really dumb everyday euphemism hardly anyone reads.
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HENG Huge Evil Nasty Grin
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HHOK Ha, Ha Only Kidding
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HHOS Ha, Ha Only Serious
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HLVB Hasta la Vista Baby
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IAC In Any Case
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IAE In Any Event
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IANAC I am not a crook
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IANAL I Am Not a Lawyer
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IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV
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IAW In Accordance With
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IBARFT It's been a real fun time.
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IBC Inadequate, But Cute
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IBM Inadequate, but Marketable
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Inferior But Marketable
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It's Better Manually
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Insidious Black Magic
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It's Been Malfunctioning
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ILIWTPCT I Love It When The Plan Comes Together.
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IMCO In my considered opinion
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IMHO In My Humble Opinion
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IMNSHO In MY Not So Humble Opinion
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IMO In My Opinion
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IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion
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INNEWATOK INquiring NErd WAnts TO Know
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IOW In Other Words
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IWBNI It Would Be Nice If
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IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
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JAWS Jabbering Amateur Wickedly Silenced
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JIC Just In Case
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JK Just Kidding
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KHYF Know how you feel
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KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
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KMA Kiss my Ass
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L8A Later
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L8R Later
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LAG Lunatic Asylum Grin
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LAY Laughing At You
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LING Lexicological Imperialist Nyah-nyah Grin
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LISP Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses
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LLAP Live Long and Prosper
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LMFAO Laughing My FAce Off
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LOL Laughing Out Loud
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LOLAH Laughing Out Loud And Hard
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LOTUS Let Only The Users Suffer
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LSHIHTRDMC Laughing So Hard I Have Tears Running Down My Cheeks.
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LSHIP Laughing So Hard I Puked
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LSL Loud Screaming Laughter
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LTMSH Laughing 'Til My sides Hurt
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LTNT Long time, no type
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MACINTOSH Machine Always Crashes; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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MAG Machiavellian Anathematic Grin
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MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over
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MIPS Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
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NATITIRI Not Attempting To Imply That It's Really Important
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NBD No Big Deal
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NBL Not Bloody Likely
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NERD National Establishment for Real Dorks
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NFGAA No Freaking Grin At All
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NFS Nightmare File System
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NIMBY Not in My Back Yard
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NRN No Reply Necessary
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NTL Nevertheless (Nonetheless)
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NTSC Never The Same Color
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NTYMI Now that you mention it
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OAS On another subject
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OIC OH!, I See
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OTC Over The Counter
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OTOH On The Other Hand
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OTTOMH Off the Top of My Head
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OTTOMHAROOB Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
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PAG Psychoanalytical Grin
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PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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PEG Pious Ecclesiastical Grin
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PERL Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister
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PITA Pain In The Ass
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PMETC Pardon Me etc.
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PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
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PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn.
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PNS Pretty Neat Stuff
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POV Point Of View
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RAVE Retch And Vomit Explosively
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RBEGH Really Big Evil Grin Here
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RL Real Life
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ROFL Rolling on the Floor, Laughing
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ROFLMAO *WMP Same beginning *Wet my pants!
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ROLF Rolling on Linoleum Fucking
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ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again
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ROTFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
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ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
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ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
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ROTFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
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ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
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ROTFLOLVH Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
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ROTFLSHIWMP Rolling on the floor, laughing so hard I wet my pants!
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ROTFTTPOF Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
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ROTM Right On The Money
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RSN Real Soon Now
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RTFAQ Read The FAQ
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RTFM Read The Fucking Manual
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SITD Still in the dark
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SNAFU Situation Normal: All Fucked Up
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SNORK Sarcastic Noise Of Recursive Keck
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SO Significant Other
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SOL Shit Out of Luck
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SOP Standing Operational Proceedures
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SOW Speaking of which
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SYT Sweet Young Thing
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TANJ There Ain't No Justice
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TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
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TCB Taking care of business
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TCBY Taking care of business, Ya'll
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TCCIC Take Care Cuz I Care
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TIA Thanks In Advance
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TIC Tongue in cheek
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TINALO This is not a legal opinion
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TINAR This is not a recommendation
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TOBAL There oughta be a law
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TOBG This oughta be good
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TPTB The Powers That Be
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TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks.
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TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
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TTFN Ta Ta For Now
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TTMS Talk (TYPE) Me Soon
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TTYL Talk (or Type) To You Later
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TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon?
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TYS Told Ya So
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TYVM Thank you very much
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UTC Under The Counter
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UTT Under The Table
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VBG Very Big Grin
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WIBAMU Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle
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WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If
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WSTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
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WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It
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WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
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WYTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
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XBG Xtra Big Grin
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YAFA Yet Another Fucking Abbreviation
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YIG Yes, I'm Grinning
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YMMV Your Milage May Vary!
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YWSYLS You win some, you lose some
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