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File <20><><EFBFBD> <20> <20> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Written Sept. 6th, 1992
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#029 <20> <20>ig <20>ong <20><><EFBFBD> <20>nd <20> <20>airy
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Presents
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Pussy Update '92
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<20> by <20>
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Constantine
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Being both a great supporter of the political process as well as
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an equal-opportunity offender, I've jotted down a couple of new lists to
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help you with your voting decision in the upcoming election. That's right--
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the new pussy lists.
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Why Republicans are Pussies
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10. See the BLaH file, "Why Christian Fundementalists are Pussies". Pretty
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much the same folks.
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9. Family values are no fun. Not the right-wing's, anyway.
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8. Who would you rather listen to on the radio, Rush Limbaugh or Kevin
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Matthews?
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7. The REST of Rush Limbaugh.
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6. Read my lips-- same old promises.
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5. Liberty and Justice for Oil.
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4. I don't remember #4.
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3. My attourney advises me not to comment on #3.
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2. Nixon, Reagan, Bush and Quayle-- what a legacy!
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1. Jesse Helms, Jeffrey Dahmer, Adolf Hitler (now living in California),
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and Satan (ditto) are all registered Republicans.
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Why Democrats are Pussies
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10. Jesse Jackson and the one-color Rainbow Coalition.
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9. Loafers and cappucino are passe.
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8. "Thirtysomething".
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7. Remember Dukakis in the tank?
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6. Acid flashbacks impede political decision-making.
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5. "I didn't inhale"-- see #6, above.
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4. That wild-and-crazy Kennedy Klan.
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3. No affirmative action for poor WHITE people.
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2. BLaH is not politically correct.
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1. Voting Democrat means Bill Clinton which means Al Gore which means
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Tipper Gore and we don't want THAT again, do we?
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On a more serious note, droogs, (all Serious Notes are in the c-flat
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range), if you're of voting age, PLEASE VOTE. Sure, all the candidates this
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time around are morons. Know why? Because the people who can make a real
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difference in the system aren't getting the support they need, and the whacko
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extremists on both wings gain power by the hour due to voter apathy. If we
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all GET INVOLVED (exactly what the fascists DON'T want us to do) and pull
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together, we can make a difference. It only takes a few minutes to register,
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and the country you save may be your own.
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And while you're at it, make a few prank phone calls to Pat
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Robertson. He's lonely.
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{End of File : Safe-T-Nutz v0.9123 Says "3303 Bytes Total"-------------------}
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BLaH-- a fun deal in Lake Edna, or your neck of the woods.
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BLaH <sigh>ts
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Nun-Beaters Anonymous <708>251-5094
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Carbon Nation <708>965-8965
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The Insane Asylum <305>927-3028
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The Realm Of Death <419>475-3089
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{--Rabit, Rabit, Rabit.. eat this....... -----------------------------------}
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