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BLaH <20> <20> <20> <20><><EFBFBD> <20> <20>
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File <20><><EFBFBD> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Written August 3rd, 1992
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#008 <20> <20>ig <20>ong <20><><EFBFBD> <20>nd <20> <20>airy
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<20><><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20><>
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Presents
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"Identity Crisis"
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<20> by <20>
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Guido Sanchez
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<20> <20><> <20>
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OR: How to Get Any Knowledge on Anyone
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NOTE: This tfile is for entertainment purposes only, and the entire tfile
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is fictitious. The author does not condone any of the actions below, just
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likes to fantasize about them [and clergy members]. Thanks.
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{---Insignifigance, Anyone?----------------------------------------------}
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Darn, I so hoped I wouldn't need to put a disclaimer in my tfiles. Pshaww.
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What better way to celebrate the one day anniversary of BLaH then to make
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life hell for someone? Isn't Life Great.
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{---The Culprit!?--------------------------------------------------------}
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Hmm.. let's take a number. Any number. Say, there's a new 708 WaReZ board
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out called NoX GeO. Except, it's not really new. You see, the old sysop,
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whose name was Gorp, is now going to college. So, he was offering the BBS
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on disks to anyone who cared. Someone I know named <secret. you'll find out
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later> decided it'd be cool to post my real information on a board, and then
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set up this NoX GeO himself, COMPLETELY unmodified, with no originality
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whatsoever. The sysop name is even the same. Well, it seems this little board
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would be perfect for our example. Its number is 708/251-1488. Call Today.
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{---What To Do-----------------------------------------------------------}
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Now, let's say you have someone's phone number, and that's all. How would
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you ever get more? Especially if it's a BBS number? Well, that's the beauty
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of CN/A. Customer Name/Address. There are plenty of tfiles out there that
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offer a comprehensive list of CN/As across amerika. The one for 708/312 <MY
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NPA! Oh, joy..> is 708/796-9600. So, I call up this CN/A and give them this
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number. They give me a name, <secret. Try it yourself. We wouldn't want any
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legalities, now would we?> and I think "great, I've got a name". Oh joy. I'd
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sure like a voice # to wardial into the wee hours of the morn. Ta Daa! 555-
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1212 is information! Give them the name and city, they'll give you the phone
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number. But wait a sec, what if the person has an unlisted number? Ta Daa
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again! There's a wonderful little internal Bellco office called a DPAC. Find
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out the number from another one of those obnoxious five-year old tfiles <the
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files, not the writers ;) >, and ask for the name/address or number of the
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person. The DPAC has no way of knowing if the number is listed or unlisted,
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being an internal office and all. So, you've got the target's Name, Address,
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Voice # and Data #. What BETTER way to annoy them then to destroy their credit
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rating! Oh Joy! So, you call up your local DMV <Department of Motor Vehicles>,
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and give them the person's name and address. You can get their license # and
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social security number if you are suave enough, and also their date of birth
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using one of those wonderful little Driver's License # programs. Fun, eh? But
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what if the target has no driver's license? Someone in their household must
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have one! If you can't make life hell for someone, I alway say, make life
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hell for their loved ones. Once you have a social security number, my friends,
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you can do ANYTHING. Go to the post office, and get a tax return form. Fill
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it out with the victim's name and SSN. Send it off, returning it to a PO Box,
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and voila! You have the victim's list of bank and credit accounts. Including
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numbers! So now, using one of those wonderful little carding tfiles, you can
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buy anything you want if you're cautious. So now, let's recap, shall we?
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You've got:
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Name
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Address
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City, State, ZIP
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Date of Birth
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Voice #
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Data #
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Driver's License #
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Social Security #
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Bank Account #s and other info
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Credit Card #s and other info
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Yes, with these helpful facts and a payphone, you can virtually BECOME a
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person. That's all you need to know! Isn't it scary how so much can be gained
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from so little? Doesn't it make you wish you had a phone number that didn't
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exist, like mine? I've called DPAC and CN/A, and my number simply does not
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exist. It's not unlisted, it just isn't there. Yet, I get a phone bill for it.
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Great. Doesn't it make you in the least bit paranoid? Get rid of all of these
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accursed numbers! Destroy your credit cards and driver's licenses! Revolt!
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<cue the CIA assassin>
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The purpose of this tfile is to illustrate how we are nothing but numbers
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in this country, how all sense of individuality is completely gone, and to
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make life hell for the owner of 251-1488. The End.
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{---End of File... Safe-T-Nutz v0.90<EFBFBD> says "6050 Bytes Total"------------}
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All Gin and No Tonic Makes Gweed a WaCKy Boy ...
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BLaH <sigh>ts
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Doesn't Exist! Neither Does This!
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Nun-Beaters Anonymous | <708>251-5094 | 110/16.8k
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^
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Hell Bound | <708>965-8965 | 2400/14.4k
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Call today and get the latest BLaH crap. If you're interested in joining
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BLaH, download the application from the above boards or wherever you got
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this. Any comments on or suggestions to BLaH would be appreciated. Send them
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to SERVER@STORMKING.com. If you don't get any response, dial the BLaH VMB
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at 911-1827. Thanks a bunch!
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To the owner of 251-1488... you know who you are! Why did you do that anyway?
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It seemed so.. childish. As is the expected response. Nighty Night!
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{-------------{Waist Line}-----------------------------------------------}
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Anything below is propaganda. Anything above doesn't count.
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