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File <20><><EFBFBD> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Written August 3rd, 1992
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#007 <20> <20>ig <20>ong <20><><EFBFBD> <20>nd <20> <20>airy
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Presents
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"Chicken.. <and Stove Top?>"
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<20> by <20>
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Chessman
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I bet something you don't see everyday is someone who can name
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every different type of chicken. Surprisingly, I can... I don't know
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if this would prompt me to be proud of myself or commit suicide. I
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really haven't decided yet. Actually, knowing every breed of chicken has
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a lot of distinct advantages that few of you realize or even care about.
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First of all, it's a good way to meet women <or men as the case may be>.
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Quick example:
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You're standing in line at the butcher after a hard days
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work, and you realize the person in front of you has made
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the wrong selection of bird and could be getting a better
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value. After you overcome the anger that by now has
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boiled up in your blood over how society has shunned you and
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forced you to learn everything there is to know about
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chicken, you courageously step in and help that person
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choose the poultry that is right for them. Your eyes meet and
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you realize this is the person of your dreams... Isn't that
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how Alice and Sam met on the "Brady Bunch?"
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By now everyone on the store is impressed with your knowledge, and here comes
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another big plus.. People are asking you to customly select the bird that is
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right for them. What better way to meet people than choose their poultry
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for them? Wow, now the biggie... You can make money! Yes, money and
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no college degree or experience is required. Just visit that old circus when
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it comes to town, and tell the ringmaster you can communicate with chickens.
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They'll immediately get your own little cage, a funny hat, and a little cup
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to hold out for people to put money into. All you've gotta do is
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alphabetically list the types of chicken (Example: "Ancona, Andalusian,
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Australorp, umm yes, Bantam, etc.") and occasionally throw in a seizure or
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two. That's right, people will pay to see that! Now I hope you realize the
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human mind IS a terrible thing to waste with all the opportunity out there...
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{---End of File... Safe-T-Nutz v0.90<EFBFBD> says "3285 Bytes Total"------------}
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BLaH - We redefined the Dance of the Undead Chicken <ooga booga>!
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Writers- Chessman REMEMBER: If it says BLaH, it probably isn't.
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Guido Sanchez
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See all the new things you learn everyday kiddies?
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Big Long and Hairy <sigh>ts
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Nun-Beaters Anonymous | <708>251-5094 | 110/16.8k
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Hell Bound | <708>965-8965 | 2400/14.4k
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{--------Propaganda. You're not in Kansas any more...--------------------}
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