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File <20><><EFBFBD> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Written August 3rd, 1992
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#005 <20> <20>ig <20>ong <20><><EFBFBD> <20>nd <20> <20>airy
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Presents
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"Conclusions"
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Chessman
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These are a couple of conclusions that Chessman has come to in the past
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few minutes. Enjoy.... Gweed..
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WHY NICE GUYS FINISH LAST:
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Unfortunately, I've come to the honest conclusion that nice guys
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finish last... Just think, if I were to open a door for you, and let you in
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first, you would win and be the first one in for cookies. On the other
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hand, I could open the door and suddenly remember that you had a deathly
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fear of doors and other things that open, and you could pull out a blunt
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object and bash my head in. Either way, I end up with no cookies or a
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bashed in head, neither of which I desire. So, next time your grandma
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comes over for chicken and Stove Top, slam the door in her face... After
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all, that means more stuffing for you.
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THE OLYMPICS:
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The prospect of a free weekend seemed so wonderful, but on Friday
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I was sitting in the car, and that blue "Service Engine" sign lit up.
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Needless to say, I was thrown into a deep depression. It was awful.
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But, I decided to make the best so I ordered the Olympics Triplecast. I
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got the TV from the living room, the one from the basement, another from
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my parents room, and that little black and white one we all have in our
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kitchen. Well I piled these on top of each other, and plugged them in.
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In the next 36 hours I watched Wheelchair Racing, Basketball, Fencing,
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Pelota <whatever that is>, Ping-Pong, Badminton, Team Handball, and
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Yachting. It was a triumph of the Olympic Spirit... I think Charles Barkley
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said it best...
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"I hate spain. The food sucks, and
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so do the people. I can't wait until
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I get away from all these stupid
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foreigners."
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So, that concludes my little commentary on the Olympics. I must go play
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with my rubber ducky in the bath.... He gets lonely when I leave him alone
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for too long.
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{---End of File... Safe-T-Nuts v0.90<EFBFBD> says "3074 Bytes Total"-----------}
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Writers- Chessman
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Guido Sanchez
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"Whenever I hear the name Guido Sanchez, I have to laugh, because
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who is that guy?"
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