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ATMOSPHERICS 7
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Winter 1996
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Contents (in no particular order) :
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Face on the sand
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Ben Ohmart (findline@ix.netcom.com)
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She (Vicky, a love poem)
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Nathan Lindsay (student@gw.barstow.cc.ca.us -
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name in subject line)
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Lolita
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Nostalgia
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Gilligan's Island
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Jonathan Chen (jchen@pwa.acusd.edu)
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That night
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J.G. Fabiano (marine@star.net)
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Beauty
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Jessica Fabiano (marine@star.net)
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Bosnia Peaceful
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Utah Bice Jr. (student@gw.barstow.cc.ca.us -
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name in subject line)
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Tribalware: an exploded view
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David Dowker (djd@io.org)
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and
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Allegra Sloman (argella@dunciad.dorval.qc.ca)
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Down a darkening alley
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Dead end friend
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Richard Fein (bardbyte@chelsea.los.com)
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We're all going down
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Another poem written on company time
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Robert W. Howington (Robert_W._Howington@hud.com)
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Farmers in the hood
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Carolyn Suma (suma@library.utoronto.ca)
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Moonhare excerpt
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Kirk Hampton (mackay@mail.utexas.edu)
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_________________________________________________________________
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This text may be freely shared amongst individuals, but it
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may not be republished in any medium without express written
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consent from the authors and advance notification of the
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editor. Rights to stories remain with the authors. Copyright
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1996, the authors.
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Editorial:
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Welcome to Atmospherics 7. This is the winter issue. Am I
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the only one out there pining for spring? Am I the only
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one beginning to hate having to put on layers and layers
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of clothes just to step out back for a smoke? Anyway, I
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hope this issue will help you cope with the winter blues.
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And remember, spring officially arrives in less than 2 weeks.
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I'm thinking of a slogan for Atmospherics: "It's not George but
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at least we don't make you dress up in a silly powdered wig!"
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What do you think?
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I've received some e-mail about other journals and events
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of interest to authors. One such thing of interest is a
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fiction writers workshop on the WWW. You can find this on
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the Book Stacks page at: "http://www.books.com/scripts.exe?"
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Also, there is a new journal out which I haven't been able
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to check out as I can't seem to get the page to load. The
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name of the journal is "It's a Bunny" and it can be found
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at: "http://www.iti.qc.ca/iti/bunny" If you get to see it,
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please let me know what you think of it. I have to say the
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name intrigues me.
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In this issue are quite a few poems, of different styles.
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"Farmers in the hood" is a satire on rap music and "Bosnia
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peaceful" is self explanatory. I thank all the people who
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submitted to Atmospherics this time. This issue contains an
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excerpt from an upcoming science fiction novel, "Moonhare", by
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Kirk Hampton. Sounds like a book I'd like to read. David
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Dowker and Allegra Sloman have sent me another excerpt from
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"Tribalware". Ben Ohmart has sent a few submissions to
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Atmospherics and once again appears in the journal, for the
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third time if I am correct. Please send me more. That goes for
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everyone, I am always happy to receive your submissions. I may
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not be able to publish them all but I do want the chance to.
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As always, submissions can be sent to Susan Keeping at
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billie@inforamp.net or keeping@library.utoronto.ca. I
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prefer them in ascii text in the body of a letter. Also,
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please hit the return at the end of each line so I don't
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have to do too much fiddling with the line feeds.
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Atmospherics is available through anonymous FTP at:
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etext.archive. umich.edu; it is available on WWW at:
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http://www.inforamp.net/~billie/atmos; it is available
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through Gopher at: etext.archive.umich.edu.
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Susan Keeping
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Bosnia Peaceful
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War is despicable and obsolete.
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Create life true salvage swift justice right face.
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So stand those wanting Peace cry out complete.
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When comes to naught vanities beat.
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Loves special Agape speaks our ace.
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War is despicable and obsolete.
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Try to be what stars should sing so sweet.
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Saw God's Pure Soul Spirit From Earth His Grace.
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So stand those wanting Peace cry out complete.
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Visage content sound passion rings greet.
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Please heed answering thoughts of truth in place.
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War is despicable and obsolete.
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O'ercome wraths haste unbalanced cheat.
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Honorablility our hearts embrace.
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So stand those wanting Peace cry out complete.
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Beautifully shining Angel fleet.
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American Liberty sets world pace.
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War is despicable and obsolete.
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So stand those wanting Peace cry out complete.
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Utah Bice Jr.
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LOLITA
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While in bed
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he seems discombobulated
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that she keeps repeating an unfamiliar name
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He considers the option of self-denial
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and ponder
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with the thought of cold-blooded murder
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He feels like a second-rated magician
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trapped in an authentic straight-jacket
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Opaque smoke and odorless stench fill the air
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in the light of total despair
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Luckily,
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he discovers his Buddha nature
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NOSTALGIA
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Sometimes I stare,
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at the dusty trophies
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The innocent times,
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are of distant memory
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Worries were no more than
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an occasional pimple
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and catching the bus on time
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I try to think,
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but Freud, Shopenhaur, and NIetsche
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argue constantly
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in a cacophany
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tick tick tick tick tick tick,
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Hi, I'm Ed Bradly
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and I'm Andy Rooney
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Tonight,
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we expose the real truth of penile implants.
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Jonathan Chen
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That Night
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I slept on the beach one night.
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But before losing myself
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In some unknown dream;
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I looked onto the enormity of the sea,
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Stared into the deepness of space,
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And then back at the infinite crystals of sand.
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As the winds chilled my body
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And moon filled my eyes,
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I thanked God their was a God;
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And then fell fast to sleep.
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J.G. Fabiano
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Face on the Sand
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(#31 in a series of Grown-Ups' Fairy Tales)
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His third day just walking along the border of the land.
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Feeling the slip of the water reach his toes and scurry away
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before the next footprint could be born. The sun was setting or
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rising so slowly it didn't matter, but the spray of the wind made
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Malm's shirt break open like the buttons on the loose, loud shirt
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were there for a joke. He was sad at being made of money and
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therefore quickly flammable. He had no problems but the sound of
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his heartbeat, and even the thought that that wouldn't last
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forever did not drive him to the pleasant feeling that problems
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weren't so far away.
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Phone calls. Putting up with men who worried their lives. An
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hour a week. Tops. And then. Back at the beach. Back at it. Never
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thinking the waves rolled without him. Trying to go deep into
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himself so that he could find something. A problem even wasn't
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necessary. A joy or a reason for it beyond mere cash was a sacred
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quest. And Malm was not a component of a sacred quest.
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The sun was full. Ready to be born or die. That was when the
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face in the sand, the face on the sand stared up at him. Mouth
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slightly apart. Eyes up in the wrinkles of a young forehead.
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Something resembling James Dean. Something James Dean actually,
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he noticed upon the kneeling position. The soft cheeks were
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dotted with the grit of soluble land. The eyes were there, full
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color, whatever it was. Then it blinked.
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"Jesus," Malm said quickly, pulling back. Several steps
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away.
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"hh..hh...hhhh..." the face said, but didn't go on. Without
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a good throat or any throat that much was enough. Too much.
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Malm circled some sand. Chattered at himself. Cursed himself
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and things. Always coming back to a look at the face on the sand.
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And the water kept reaching its nose. Mouth. It had trouble
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breathing, even if it had no lungs to worry about. And the sand
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was hardly good for the eyes.
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Without a thought of freak show royalties, the rich man
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could hardly just leave the damn thing there. What it needed was
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water. Water without salt, he thought, and then moved to try to
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discover a way of lifting it without touching the horrible
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thing...
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The midget who ran the only hotel - the hotel that Malm
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owned and kept only as a personal retreat for some third of the
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year, renting out to others for the remainder - on the sand
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caught between waters never questioned where Malm was getting the
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import of native girls from. He never looked up at a helicopter.
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Never heard a sound. So he wasn't about to concern himself with
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asking a question when the owner entered the all but palace
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carrying a wet saggy shirt.
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It took a couple hours, but the face had its fill of water.
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Being dry all around the edges and in every part but the mouth,
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the face was feeling strength. A good deal of it.
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"Hey. Can I have some food?"
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Malm jumped. He'd been biting off excess fingernails, but
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now he felt compelled to answer the request. Like he was under
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some power.
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That face could sure eat a mess of mess. Shrimp including
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shells, candy wine (made from aged to rotting peppermint
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candies), fish minus the eyes and skin, one-legged fried
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chickens, two boxes of old puddings, a whole ham served in six
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trips, and a goose found washed ashore one night, among other
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things.
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"Where do you put it all?" the host asked as the face still
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worked on a last bite of pig. The question was laced with wonder.
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The cheeks were puffy, but it could still smile. And when it
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opened its mouth to make the sound of a burp, or something close,
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Malm could see right into the bedspread the face was laying on.
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"Oh, you know," was the answer.
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"But who - uh, who are you? You look just like -"
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"Yeah, I know," the face replied. "I get that a lot."
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Malm thought he was seeing things. But it happened. It was
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happening. The curves of the visage - its borders ended where a
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full man's ears would begin - crept through the loud-pattern of
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the bed and inched its way along like some slimy creature would.
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For the face, it wasn't difficult, but still required enough
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concentration so that it was never an unconscious act. It was
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trying to sit up. To get to the pillow, and plant itself like a
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weed. Which it did, after some intuitive maneuvering.
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"God..."
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"What are you?" Malm yelled.
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Instead of a tale which would explain everything, he
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inquired about playing cards.
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"What?!"
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The shock of the beach was slowing wearing off. "shwooo.....
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Uh. Cards. You any good at playing cards?"
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Three months went quickly in the hotel. The small man had to
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content his life with working out the reservation book. Irate
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customers had booked months in advance sometimes, but all the
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dwarf needed to know was Malm's desire once for having the place
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to himself just a little longer, and things were ultimately
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settled.
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He took the face to the inland waterfall, and civilization.
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Civilization was the crowd of pelicans which fashioned a giant
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nest between some trees that weren't quite palmy. They watched
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movies coming in from the satellite dish almost every night, and
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Malm felt himself growing quite attached to the thing/friend
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which at alternate times gave certain insights into what it felt
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like to have the ultimate out of body experience.
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"It's like blowing bubbles most of the time," the face
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explained.
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"Blowing bubbles?"
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"Yeah. You know how it's nice to blow bubbles?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Well. It doesn't feel like anything. But it's nice."
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That snippet alone was worth hours of silence for Malm who
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contemplated it like it was thousands of years old. He didn't
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know what it meant, but it felt closer to meaning something.
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The only other person he could share the info with was his
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ex-wife who still lived in a part of NYC which wasn't called NYC
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but still held a similar zip code. He wrote her the Christmas
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card he'd been meaning to for a few years now, enclosing the bit
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of wisdom the face had offered, and three weeks later there was a
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reply via FAX which simply stated WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN?
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Whether it was a feeling of enough unrestricted sunshine, or
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the fact that he still held unknown feelings for the only woman
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ever in his life, Malm felt she deserved an explanation of what
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he meant. And to be fair, the only thing that could explain it wa
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s the horse's mouth.
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When he suggested the trip, to Malm's surprise the horse's
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mouth was all for it. "Yeah! As long as we can go by airplane. I
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want to go by airplane."
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The helicopter was chartered - face said it was close enough
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to a plane - and they sped to the nearest spot of land that
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wasn't an island where they took a jumbo jet to NYC. Malm hated
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traveling with or against people, so he held all the seats'
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tickets, and this meant he could put the face next to him. Though
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the face complained about only being able to see the air blower
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above.
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Malm wanted to give him a view, but the one thing that hadn't
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changed between them was that he wasn't aBout to touch the face.
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They'd agreed on that early on. It was just something Malm would
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Not do. But the complete man Was nice enough to order a team of
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stewardesses to alternate holding a book up for the face to read
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for 6 of the hours it took to get there; as long as they were
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looking away. No one else had seen the face.
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A quick limo to his ex-wife's business, Malm sat waiting in
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the waiting room, with a spongy sack on his lap. The sack was
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very breathable. The receptionist tried not to notice that the
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sack was moving.
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At the appointed time, he went in and placed the sack on her
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desk. After a hug that told them both things they'd forgotten,
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Malm quickly unwrapped the sack so that it fell to its most
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revealing. He was proud of the face.
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But she screamed. And though the face knew it would have to
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happen, he winced and waited for the breath to run out of her.
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It didn't take long. She was looking at it. Then she got
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past what it was. It reminded her. It reminded her of....
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"What the hell Is this?"
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"This is my face," Malm said.
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"Hello," the face cordially tried. But it really didn't seem
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to care. All this was a favor.
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The woman laughed, and it was a second before she realized
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there was call waiting going on. She buzzed her secretary with an
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order, then locked the door.
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Malm said like a shy man, "He said it."
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"He said what?" she asked.
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"Ask it something."
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What do you ask a face? She waited. She realized. "How do
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you breath?"
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The face laughed. The sound was pleasant, but too high in
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the room. "You know, I don't even think about it."
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It seemed simple. But more than that. She wasn't afraid.
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It was working out the way he liked. The way he'd wanted it
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to. And she was growing proud of the thing he had brought her,
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Malm could tell. She even went so far as to request time alone
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with the face. So many questions. Too many questions that she'd
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never think of.
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He agreed, and left for a poor man's lunch. Malm could never
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get over hot dogs. But they had to be draped in chili. A harder
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specialty to find. But he finally did. Blocks away. The cabs were
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scarce, but he eventually got back to the place where she worked.
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The receptionist wouldn't let him in. Malm couldn't accept
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no's. He didn't have to.
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He broke into the private office. Everything was there. But
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it didn't feel like it should. Of course there were no bodies -
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that was the surprising thing. But there was something.. odd.
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Too..
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Kicking out of the room, he looked at the receptionist who
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was already cold with anxiety. She was shaking a little before
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she even answered the question. "I don't Know where she is!"
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It was true. The rich man could feel it, could sense it
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after a lifetime of playing the game.
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He dreamed all the way down the elevator of finding the face
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chewing on her. Some part of her body. And they would both be
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groaning. And somehow it would all fit. Would all work. He would
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still be a part of that. But he hadn't anticipated this kind of
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betrayal.
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Hours in the park. Walking. Shrugging. Misunderstanding.
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Kicking the birds to flight. Malm thought about detective
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agencies. Then tried a few. Always thanking them for their wasted
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time when he failed to give a description of his ex. Always
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embarrassed in the halls, because. He could never remember her
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face.
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ben ohmart
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_________________________________________________________________
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|
Farmers in the Hood
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Yo, this here's the story of what happened to my bitch
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And how my life went to hell when I got unhitched
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My wife had upped and left me for some Alabama trucker
|
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She told me how she licked him like an all day sucker
|
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I got so mad and sad and blue I started drinking whiskey
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Thinkin' of the two of them actin' cute and frisky
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I sat on the rusted washer out in our front yard
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By the dryer and old sofa and I thought real hard
|
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Okay my wife was gone but my heart would mend
|
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I had my pigs and my chickens, I had man's best friend
|
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See I got me a huntin' dog and she's my pride and joy
|
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I've had this bitch forever - since I was a little boy
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Yeah, I started feeling better as I polished off the beer
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Thinking that her brand new trucker was probably a queer
|
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I finished all the liquor as I called my wife a whore
|
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And I knew to keep being happy I'd have to drink some more
|
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My mind was kinda wooly and my tongue was feeling furry
|
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And I slipped behind the wheel with my crossed eyes kinda blurry
|
||
|
When my lively little huntin' dog, my regular spitfire
|
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|
Made a thumpin', bumpin' noise when she went under the tires
|
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She was a pretty little puppy with lotsa big brown spots
|
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'til I hit her with my truck and connected all the dots
|
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|
Now I'm feelin' sore and sober and I'm cryin' to the hogs
|
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|
Since I ran over my bitch my life has gone right to the dogs.
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Carolyn Suma
|
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_________________________________________________________________
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Beauty
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Like winds blowing across a fresh summer dream,
|
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|
An old tree with fruit to share,
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|
A swan gliding on top of a stream,
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A dandelion floating in the air.
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Like leaves wilting and falling from a tree,
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A daisy and a honey bee.
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|
Rain drops falling one by one,
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The clouds saluting only the sun.
|
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|
These are all things we tend to never enjoy,
|
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|
Until it's too late.
|
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|
Things we look past
|
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And forget to appreciate.
|
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|
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So take time out
|
||
|
To stop and stare,
|
||
|
To remember the beauty
|
||
|
That is always there.
|
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|
||
|
Jessica Fabiano
|
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|
_________________________________________________________________
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|
||
|
Tribalware: An Exploded View
|
||
|
|
||
|
He was in a room full of what seemed to be antique
|
||
|
scientific instruments, or obscure devices of sexual
|
||
|
gratification, perhaps. It was difficult to be sure.
|
||
|
They shifted form, outlines dissolved then coalesced
|
||
|
again, vertically and horizontally polarized.
|
||
|
|
||
|
The parrot upon his shoulder was searching through
|
||
|
a handbag while speaking through the mannequin posed
|
||
|
provocatively on the couch. The words mostly dadaist
|
||
|
nonsense (...elohir ombala sessli nadji...) approaching
|
||
|
tonal music droning soothe fusion of subject and object.
|
||
|
|
||
|
The murmuring (her) approached on soft phonemes
|
||
|
sneaking up along his thigh with whispers of imminent
|
||
|
sweetness and nothing but delight, but the warmth of
|
||
|
her endearments did not move him. She lost resolution,
|
||
|
sliding into silent mouthings, articulate nonetheless.
|
||
|
Nicad had a sense of furry dervishes whirling in the air
|
||
|
around his head. A feather tickled his ear.
|
||
|
|
||
|
The parrot pulled a scroll from the bag and holding
|
||
|
one end in claw, with beak unrolled. Strangely liquid
|
||
|
luminous letters. While reading they flowed away
|
||
|
and re-formed into later text. "Description (with
|
||
|
Illustration) of the Earth Return Posture."
|
||
|
|
||
|
Nicad felt the insides of his eyes beginning to melt
|
||
|
along with the text and the body of her ecstatic
|
||
|
merging with the true shape of his
|
||
|
|
||
|
...and came awake.
|
||
|
|
||
|
A kind of (s)warming over his skin, urgent thirst,
|
||
|
funny taste in the mouth, sweetly metallic.
|
||
|
|
||
|
He felt quickened, preternaturally alert.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Heat pulse in the forehead. Was he feverish? His thoughts
|
||
|
clambered over each other in their hurry to get (him) out
|
||
|
of bed. Why the urgency and what was the agency of this
|
||
|
awakening?
|
||
|
|
||
|
Pockets slept on, the pale mask of her face relaxed into
|
||
|
radiance, mischievous angelic half-smile smoothed over
|
||
|
the nagging edges of his thought.
|
||
|
|
||
|
The walls seemed to have returned to their programmed ambient
|
||
|
state. Didn't he turn them off, though? Nicad stumbled into
|
||
|
the bathroom, the faint shimmer around his body following him
|
||
|
in clumsy imitation.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Returning, he discovered Pockets awake and sitting up in bed
|
||
|
with the strangest expression on her face. "You're glowing,"
|
||
|
she softly whispered. "So are you," he replied as he realized
|
||
|
that rather amazing fact. The almost invisible light, as if
|
||
|
simply a distortion of the air or glitch in vision, seemed to
|
||
|
flow slowly over her body. He touched her arm and the flows
|
||
|
merged immediately a charge up his spine wriggled touching off
|
||
|
tiny explosions of giggling giddy images feeling their way
|
||
|
into the labyrinth of another mind <hello> <<hello>> echoed
|
||
|
as lips traced each other's semantically sensitive skin,
|
||
|
sweetly singing of tender buttons
|
||
|
|
||
|
<no not the restaurant>
|
||
|
<<o don't worry i didn't think so>>
|
||
|
|
||
|
fingers frame an elegant argument (a philosophic glide
|
||
|
along the smooth) and then decide (tickling the inside of
|
||
|
a thigh) to linger over the parameters of the slim possibilium
|
||
|
that this was actually happening
|
||
|
|
||
|
<it seems the most natural thing in the world>
|
||
|
<<naturally>>
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
Global Reality Management is a company whose expertise
|
||
|
has colonized the invisible domain of information supply
|
||
|
and control. Originally, it concentrated on the traditional
|
||
|
areas of advertising, media 'relations' (read: manipulation)
|
||
|
and 'spin doctoring' as well as the more esoteric aspects
|
||
|
of political lobbying and intelligence gathering (including
|
||
|
people 'gathering'), but has become increasingly concerned
|
||
|
(in this oh-so-modern age) with virtual reality design
|
||
|
and maintenance (and the obvious connections to
|
||
|
the aforementioned).
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
"they must be televised to be decrypted...evolution will not
|
||
|
be felt...i can see time pulse...it is only a question of money
|
||
|
...interesting subtlety in the obsession department."
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
_foldaway_ like REALLY portable computer and screen.
|
||
|
Some of them turn into scrolls.
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
Geomancer started life as a program to assess temblors.
|
||
|
Now it is much more sophisticated and looks at erosion,
|
||
|
delta formation, clear cutting, and certain aspects of
|
||
|
the biosphere. Aethyr is weather, winds, temperatures,
|
||
|
variations. Heavy Water looks at the oceans below sea level,
|
||
|
up to the intertidal but not beyond. Wisefire looks at heat;
|
||
|
waste heat from humans, heat from the sun, heat released
|
||
|
and absorbed by the oceans. Each program releases data
|
||
|
to each, in a shifting protocol of priorities. A different
|
||
|
picture emerges as to trends depending on which program
|
||
|
is dominant.
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Only some warrior-priest-hacker would name an idea generator
|
||
|
after a piece of insect anatomy."
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
Nicad remembered the room where he was tested. It was a vague
|
||
|
memory, more of a feeling, gray walls gray day archaic computer
|
||
|
and light-pen. He knew then, watching the reaction of that
|
||
|
abstract representation of a man as the screen unscrolled
|
||
|
matrices of data, that something strange was going on.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"That was more of a high-security military installation
|
||
|
than a school," Pockets went on. "It was corporate, though.
|
||
|
_New Initiatives_ for the new millenium - what a crock of
|
||
|
shit! How did you get away, anyway?"
|
||
|
|
||
|
Nicad smiled.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"I disappeared myself...and certain irrefutable proofs of
|
||
|
various _events_ appeared in my place. After a while I
|
||
|
reappeared, digitally new and improved - Nicad version 2.0.
|
||
|
I never left town since I figured if they wanted me badly
|
||
|
enough they'd find me. So here I am."
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
Picture the confusion caused by data transfers being rerouted
|
||
|
into enormous information caverns, altered marginally and
|
||
|
popping back out into a competitor's chunk of cyberspace;
|
||
|
a series of increasingly bizarre perturbations in the world
|
||
|
stock market which feed into hitherto overlooked assumptions
|
||
|
in standard programmed buying structures; the entire arsenal
|
||
|
of the free world attempting to prevent their media signals
|
||
|
from being knocked out of the sky by computer errors,
|
||
|
homemade rockets with scavenged telemetry; the whole thing
|
||
|
being controlled by a sophisticated, distributed expert system
|
||
|
which assigns value to world events and then calculates where
|
||
|
there is an opportunity for the most confusion with effectively
|
||
|
zero loss of life. Picture a program which can assist you in
|
||
|
figuring out which series of pranks and disinformation will
|
||
|
influence world opinion and alter (manipulate) the behaviour
|
||
|
of target segments of the population and can find you
|
||
|
the technicians, translators and trading advice you need
|
||
|
within hours or days, all of which is hiding inside a program
|
||
|
which is ostensibly one of those elaborate role model games
|
||
|
that take years to play out.
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
A crazed foray into the Toronto Stock Exchange whisper line
|
||
|
with rumours of (as the hoaxed press release put it):
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Alchemists' Dream Finally Realized - _Immaterial Expertise_
|
||
|
announces the first ounce of gold produced from lead. The process
|
||
|
involves the use of a unique tool, developed at the IE Research
|
||
|
Lab, called _Nanoput_."
|
||
|
|
||
|
The idea of synthetic gold sent a brief shiver through the market
|
||
|
and then, saner heads prevailed. The problem was, as Moby had
|
||
|
flashed to Pockets, it was true. He had merely jumped their gun
|
||
|
for them and was off to glittering pastures elsewhere, presumably
|
||
|
short-selling his way around the world.
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
FORWARDED MAIL -------
|
||
|
From: aery@bottom.com
|
||
|
Date: 23 Sep 22
|
||
|
Originally To: elytra@enode.ca
|
||
|
|
||
|
hey lytra!
|
||
|
|
||
|
yous gotta lotta nirv to whyne <ohh poor moi> uh? yous
|
||
|
omni-po-tent & gnot even gno it...whatta bagga combustibles!
|
||
|
aint ya got any self-specs or thred of inhooman deesensy?
|
||
|
eyes a-shamed of yer nameless dithering...shif/klik & get
|
||
|
wit it, noman, you sheer aint ferreal yeti by a goner
|
||
|
|
||
|
& who am i? why i'm your faery godmother
|
||
|
|
||
|
aery (datz Aeriel too yoo)
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
The Game was a way to hide in plain sight. Part academic
|
||
|
exercise,
|
||
|
part venture capital driven, legally precarious, it provided a
|
||
|
MUD
|
||
|
for malcontents with a broad range of talents and interests.
|
||
|
|
||
|
The academic who started the flow of funds, a devout technopagan
|
||
|
in Baton Rouge named S. Miles found a wealthy patron and sold her
|
||
|
on the idea of a think tank focussing on successful and
|
||
|
unsuccessful
|
||
|
social transformations.
|
||
|
|
||
|
The real purpose of the Game was to assemble an expert system
|
||
|
which was, in essence, an engine of cultural transformation.
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
FORWARDED MAIL -------
|
||
|
From: aery@bottom.com
|
||
|
Date: 29 Sep 22
|
||
|
Originally To: elytra@enode.ca
|
||
|
|
||
|
an uneyedentified phlying objekchun in dis image-nayshun
|
||
|
similed as yous flipflop lyke abiat anorgee or wuzdat miss
|
||
|
interperturbayshun (in/akshun...glansed in find-syte,
|
||
|
transe enskonsed)
|
||
|
|
||
|
peeka boo icu
|
||
|
|
||
|
deez "abandoned carparts" remaind inflaygrant dis play
|
||
|
& may compro myze (the mazing yous ravel in)
|
||
|
|
||
|
sin seerlee,
|
||
|
|
||
|
aery
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
"What are we rushing for? One more meeting and I'll be vegetable,
|
||
|
or maybe mineral."
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Close your mind to distractions. You're going to another
|
||
|
country."
|
||
|
|
||
|
The door they were standing against had the same simple fish
|
||
|
glyph
|
||
|
as glinted from around her neck. Pockets saw him staring at it.
|
||
|
"It's a concession to the locals."
|
||
|
|
||
|
"I quite like it," Nicad said.
|
||
|
|
||
|
He did pause...and peered up and down the hallway, then checked
|
||
|
what was in the other function space on the floor and took notice
|
||
|
of the location of the stairwells and exits, all while Pockets
|
||
|
stood and watched him...to a monologue of varieties of criticism
|
||
|
and praise, quietly observing his frame gliding through space,
|
||
|
moving smoothly without hesitancy as if he was pouring himself
|
||
|
from one place to another.
|
||
|
|
||
|
And another country on the far side of the door.
|
||
|
|
||
|
There had been objections, in the beginning. Country has all
|
||
|
the wrong connotations and the response from some of the group
|
||
|
had been, not the country of intersecting lines and sectionals
|
||
|
and global positioning systems and tree-by-tree analyses of
|
||
|
corporate reforestation attempts. We are talking about
|
||
|
the para-country, the hyper-landscape, which is there already,
|
||
|
in which we wish to dwell.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Nick, I'd like to go in," Pockets called softly.
|
||
|
|
||
|
They went in together.
|
||
|
|
||
|
They sat down and plugged in. There were perhaps a hundred
|
||
|
people in the room. Some of the enhancements dazzled: active
|
||
|
extensions and sheer shattering beauty. (Convulsive, yes,
|
||
|
and achingly acutely aware organism.) The screen was alive
|
||
|
with questions, and he started answering, trying to link to
|
||
|
the group where he could make the fittest contribution.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Most of the people were ignoring the technology and talking
|
||
|
in small groups. The costuming was deliberately outrageous.
|
||
|
An accentuation of other possibilities and acceptance of
|
||
|
the absurd and ultimately futile nature of the enterprise.
|
||
|
He felt underdressed all of a sudden, but (with the ease
|
||
|
of much practice) pushed the thought away.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Pockets had messaged him already - before they sat down,
|
||
|
surely - and simply said, "You just wait."
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
Audio barrage and rapidfire lightshow abruptly woke them.
|
||
|
The walls were alive, writhing, with variations of a single
|
||
|
pockmarked and emaciated face while multiple sound sources
|
||
|
poured forth the gospel according to Moby over a background
|
||
|
of industrial pain-cries. A synthetic silken voice - you could
|
||
|
feel the sheen of the oil, unguent ooze through and through.
|
||
|
|
||
|
<"You don't look happy to see me"> bounced around the room
|
||
|
as the unpaid apolitical sermon faded to a dull mumbling and
|
||
|
the lurid faces froze in particularly anguished pose.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Why should I be? You left us minus one unfortunately rather
|
||
|
necessary hacker." Pockets roused and risen, clutching sheets
|
||
|
to her sleepwarm flesh, scanned the surroundings.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"I'm happy to see you." (Sheets slide to ankles and compile
|
||
|
themselves. Pockets finds her foldaway and fingers the finder.
|
||
|
Nicad mouths a question, "Can he?")
|
||
|
|
||
|
"You poor deluded thing you. Do you really expect us to fall
|
||
|
for such juvenile peepshow pretensions? If you could see us
|
||
|
you wouldn't be talking."
|
||
|
|
||
|
"I'd seen enough."
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Do you like my tattoos?"
|
||
|
|
||
|
"You don't have any."
|
||
|
|
||
|
"You don't say. Well, I think you'd better get an upgrade,
|
||
|
maybe boost your resolution, at least."
|
||
|
|
||
|
Static erupted then distant tinny "happy trails" and
|
||
|
<Be seeing you> seeming backward voiced.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Some special effects!" Pockets false enthused.
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
In the next frame, we have Caithin, Pockets and Nicad sitting
|
||
|
in Pockets' apartment, while Nicad moans about Moby.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Who isn't only, or necessarily, Moby, of course," Caithin says.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Yeah, most likely it's two or three wireheads in a data hole
|
||
|
someplace." Pockets was looking much more irritated than usual.
|
||
|
In fact, her expression, which had never so far been directed
|
||
|
at him, thank the Parking Goddess, was bordering on the feral.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"People's Republic of Berkeley?" Nicad guessed. He kept
|
||
|
twitching, trying to divine the source of her irritation.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"These folks are clever. We literally have no idea where they
|
||
|
are...but all this shit's in the manifesto, didn't you read it?"
|
||
|
|
||
|
"I can faithfully swear that I read the entire thing and
|
||
|
nowhere in this appalling document - parts of which _are_
|
||
|
actually quite interesting - did I see the slightest mention
|
||
|
of Moby or any so-called data pirate making us a target."
|
||
|
|
||
|
/"that's wrong" & <<\"my feelings exactly" < came out
|
||
|
almost simultaneously. Then, again, this time in perfect
|
||
|
unison, "Moby erased it."
|
||
|
|
||
|
The women doubled over laughing. Pockets stopped first.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"He refuses to do a flesh-to-flesh, but I guess he's scared
|
||
|
I'll infect him."
|
||
|
|
||
|
"With what?" Nicad said innocently. The idea that he was
|
||
|
now irrevocably hosting a plasmate was still a little raw,
|
||
|
and he chose a relatively harmless way of whining about it.
|
||
|
The plasmate was affecting him. It was becoming harder
|
||
|
and harder to be irritated, although Pockets still seemed
|
||
|
perfectly capable of being angry. And Caithin. The angriest
|
||
|
person I know, he thought to himself. A beautiful container
|
||
|
for blistering rage, and still wondering why he had fled at
|
||
|
the earliest opportunity. Although he had to admit Caithin
|
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|
was now calmer than he had ever seen her.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Plasmate, or maybe something worse. Moby reads everything
|
||
|
that comes through."
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Impossible."
|
||
|
|
||
|
"He wrote the filter/parser himself. Moby claims it catches
|
||
|
all the prime stuff excepting about 5% and maintains itself
|
||
|
by monitoring shifts in how many of what kinds of words
|
||
|
are being used in what order between which participants.
|
||
|
I don't know whether to believe him, except he doesn't
|
||
|
have access to anything and gets in anyway. Who knows
|
||
|
how many more people he's watching."
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Me?" Nicad said doubtfully.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Bet on it. You wrote the best advertising filter ever, so
|
||
|
he would either see you as a rival or a potential apprentice.
|
||
|
We don't want you going near him, lest he lure you over to
|
||
|
the darkside of the Force, so to speak," Caithin said.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"He thinks he can control others without ever making physical
|
||
|
contact with them, and he doesn't understand that flesh-to-flesh
|
||
|
is the way to go, if you want to persuade. But now he's got
|
||
|
the perfect excuse not to do it. He knows about the plasmate
|
||
|
and he finds the idea revolting."
|
||
|
|
||
|
Nicad considered his future.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Is he crazy enough to have us eliminated?" Nicad said.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"We don't know."
|
||
|
|
||
|
Pockets looked sly. "Wanna make like apes?"
|
||
|
|
||
|
Nicad sighed. "Of course....why else was I born?" he said.
|
||
|
|
||
|
*
|
||
|
|
||
|
They had escaped to this place in the near wilderness as
|
||
|
a kind of desperate gesture and discovered a net-free zone
|
||
|
of natural splendour with its waterfall and frogs, fungus
|
||
|
and ferns...and the stars, o the stars smeared across utter
|
||
|
void, swarming in his head even now as he contemplated
|
||
|
future ruins.
|
||
|
|
||
|
The constellations echoed certain patterns he had glimpsed
|
||
|
in their tribalware exchange...something remembered from
|
||
|
the initial configuration of ELYTRA. The flicker of blue
|
||
|
electricity across Pockets' pale body, eyes closed, back
|
||
|
arched in orgasm flashbulb image.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Nicad glanced down at her sleeping self now, eyes shut but
|
||
|
lashes quivering slightly with the soft outrush of her breath
|
||
|
or was that the same breeze which fluttered the flowered
|
||
|
curtains? He thought he could smell jasmine. A distinct
|
||
|
olfactory presence.
|
||
|
|
||
|
The sink was gurgling, words submerged in the noise...frothed
|
||
|
and bubbled, babbling spring-fed brook flowing into the plumbing,
|
||
|
syllables emerging. Nicad shuddered and heard the words,
|
||
|
"Gaia rules." He looked around quickly and over his shoulder,
|
||
|
shook his head, and crawled into bed.
|
||
|
|
||
|
|
||
|
David Dowker and Allegra Sloman
|
||
|
_________________________________________________________________
|
||
|
GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
|
||
|
|
||
|
People who refuse to believe their own senses
|
||
|
are particularly fond of
|
||
|
the curses of too much wisdom.
|
||
|
|
||
|
But your attention is drawn to the fact
|
||
|
that you have changed your name to boredom.
|
||
|
|
||
|
If they show the re-run one more time
|
||
|
I swear I am is going to die.
|
||
|
|
||
|
|
||
|
Jonathan Chen
|
||
|
_________________________________________________________________
|
||
|
WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN.
|
||
|
|
||
|
I just saw an
|
||
|
anti-smoking ad
|
||
|
on tv. It said,
|
||
|
"You smoke. You
|
||
|
die."
|
||
|
|
||
|
Excuse me, but
|
||
|
I think these
|
||
|
people should
|
||
|
go back to the
|
||
|
very beginning
|
||
|
where it says,
|
||
|
"You born. You
|
||
|
die."
|
||
|
|
||
|
|
||
|
ANOTHER POEM WRITTEN
|
||
|
ON COMPANY TIME.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Jesus, the philosopher (I don't
|
||
|
call him the Son of God, but
|
||
|
that's another poem), once told
|
||
|
his fans, "For the wages of sin
|
||
|
is death."
|
||
|
|
||
|
I sit here at my desk at work,
|
||
|
a career paper pusher for Uncle
|
||
|
Sam, thinking I'd much rather
|
||
|
plunder, rape, murder, pillage,
|
||
|
fuck, gamble and consume drugs
|
||
|
24-7-365 than work 8-to-5 for
|
||
|
40 years in a boring office,
|
||
|
plus be a goody two shoes the
|
||
|
whole time, and fucking die
|
||
|
anyway.
|
||
|
|
||
|
|
||
|
Robert W. Howington
|
||
|
_________________________________________________________________
|
||
|
DOWN A DARKENING ALLEY
|
||
|
|
||
|
Shh i don't want no trouble don't wanna hurt ya
|
||
|
just want money quick gimme purse look lady
|
||
|
don't scream don't worry want cash want cash
|
||
|
good that's real good see like i don't want
|
||
|
trouble
|
||
|
shh don't wanna hurt you fifty bucks shit that's
|
||
|
all you got
|
||
|
your ring is gold take it off don't want no trouble honest
|
||
|
shh lady don't scream or nuthin just the ring
|
||
|
i'll take it off hold still hold still stop cryin there
|
||
|
wasn't so
|
||
|
bad ya got nice fingers but there are red marks on them
|
||
|
now move back back more more now lie down i gotta get
|
||
|
away
|
||
|
hide your eyes count to hundred like hide and go seek and
|
||
|
you're it.
|
||
|
got nice hair lady lady don't scream just said you
|
||
|
got nice hair
|
||
|
shh i don't want no trouble don't call me animal i ain't no
|
||
|
animal just
|
||
|
you got nice skin lady don't scream lady don't
|
||
|
scream
|
||
|
i gotta put my hand over your mouth now calm down
|
||
|
shh don't wanna hurt ya or nothin you got nice tits ouch
|
||
|
|
||
|
hey bitch don't bite me bitch you just like the other
|
||
|
bitches
|
||
|
i thought when you smiled at me that maybe ah the hell
|
||
|
with you
|
||
|
ya ain't listenin bitch you bitches never listen to me
|
||
|
always they tell me whadda ya want or like those in the stores
|
||
|
who say
|
||
|
may i help you like i don't know they really sayin what the hell
|
||
|
ya doin
|
||
|
here they all got all that makeup on and shit they real ugly
|
||
|
without it
|
||
|
i see ya got makeup on also not that much but i bet ya as
|
||
|
ugly
|
||
|
if ya got makeup on then ya got no real face
|
||
|
ya want me to be quick i'll be quick but ya fightin me
|
||
|
i don't wanna hurt ya let me wipe off that makeup shit off ya
|
||
|
face
|
||
|
if ya keep fighin i gotta punch ya don't look at me that way
|
||
|
ain't no bug
|
||
|
just let me get these buttons nice flat belly stop
|
||
|
fightin
|
||
|
ya got nice pussy don't wanna hurt no hurt no hurt
|
||
|
bitch stop fightin bitch stop fighin i'll squeeze ya neck
|
||
|
stop
|
||
|
want ya wanna get in wanna get the stuff off ya face be
|
||
|
ugly
|
||
|
be ugly like the rest wanna realy touch ya real face
|
||
|
just a few seconds that's all a few seconds bitch shh
|
||
|
stop screamin
|
||
|
stop scratchin gotta have ya stop movin gotta squeeze
|
||
|
gotta squeeze hard wanna get to ya wanna wipe off that
|
||
|
bullshit
|
||
|
listen listen you betta listen bitch there that's
|
||
|
better
|
||
|
|
||
|
see just lie quiet lady like what you doin now lie quiet
|
||
|
that's good
|
||
|
now turn over and count to a hundred
|
||
|
lady turn over turn over turn over lady can ya hear me
|
||
|
do somethin stop playin ya can't be dead didn't squeeze that
|
||
|
hard
|
||
|
just want you to listen just want to touch your face
|
||
|
|
||
|
lady move count to a hundred start countin
|
||
|
lady lady lady
|
||
|
|
||
|
|
||
|
Richard Fein
|
||
|
_________________________________________________________________
|
||
|
Plot summary of THE MOONHARE (by Kirk Hampton):
|
||
|
|
||
|
The inhabitants of the planet Wemm have been deprived of all
|
||
|
technology by the highly advanced Hophond, who keep Wemm (and
|
||
|
other worlds) in a state of pure,pastoral beauty. The Hophond
|
||
|
accomplish this by an electronic field which dematerializes and
|
||
|
stores even the simplest technology--i.e., any machine or tool
|
||
|
--at its inception. This deprivation has certainly kept Wemm
|
||
|
pastoral, but it has embittered the inhabitants, who ache for
|
||
|
revenge against the Hophond. It has also led to the evolution
|
||
|
of intelligent plantlife on the planet, which--together with the
|
||
|
deadly storms caused by the Hophond field--makes life hazardous.
|
||
|
|
||
|
The hero, Dann Quuluur, who sees himself as Wemm's premier
|
||
|
detective, pursues his wayward daughter Batim onto the Hophond
|
||
|
ship, which orbits the planet, maintaining the machine-eating
|
||
|
field. The ship is so unimaginably advanced technologically
|
||
|
that it drives Batim mad.
|
||
|
|
||
|
The following excerpt begins as Dann and the Hoph robot PeV,
|
||
|
orbiting the Hophond planet, are questioned by the selfstyled
|
||
|
"galactic police."
|
||
|
|
||
|
|
||
|
From Chapter 12:
|
||
|
|
||
|
STOPTIME
|
||
|
|
||
|
Now the Captain of the Pan Galactic Guards began questioning
|
||
|
me. To to this unto-do thus, he had to lift his leg and put it
|
||
|
on a chair, which was hard, because the chairs gayly (ha ha ha!)
|
||
|
lofted emselves up higher in the air in play yay-yay, and this
|
||
|
would force the Coptaing--who was NOTHING if not bent on
|
||
|
dignity--to split his crotch and somewhup unseemily Show His
|
||
|
(Ass).
|
||
|
|
||
|
You see.
|
||
|
|
||
|
And "Where you from?" he'd say, both he and the chairs
|
||
|
grunting runting unting unk ng.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"From?" I'd say (and I'd say "I'd say (and I'd say 'I'd say
|
||
|
(and I'd say "I'd say")' because) because this happened many
|
||
|
times, e.g. & i.e., everthing from here * on in happened. Many
|
||
|
times). "Why, the planet Wemm, of course of course."
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Wemm?" Pancaptain said, looking from me to PeV so much that
|
||
|
me and PeV started doing it, and soon (as I saw, not then, but in
|
||
|
various ancient reproductions that indicate this happened eons
|
||
|
ago) the entire roomful of vacuuhlemed cops were doing it
|
||
|
too--triopling off and staring from one to another in a great
|
||
|
communative swaying of wasanig of aIes.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"You two are from Wemm?"
|
||
|
|
||
|
"It seemed no great crime..." I started to mutter like an
|
||
|
idiot, but stopped as the captain drew out his pistol and pointed
|
||
|
it at me.
|
||
|
|
||
|
It was the first pistol I'd seen. It shone huge and primal,
|
||
|
like the first pistol your father pulls out when he first gets
|
||
|
you down on your primal knees and threatens to blow your sweet
|
||
|
young brains out unless you commence to start to feel pain
|
||
|
IMMEDIATELY.
|
||
|
It seemed to point itself at me, and it seemed to sparkle with
|
||
|
dew, and it seemed to have just emerged from a refreshing dip to
|
||
|
the bottoms of the shaypool, and it seemed brimful of clever
|
||
|
ideas, and also it seemed to have wiped its broad happy mouth
|
||
|
with a glorious cuff, and it seemed to have some important ideas,
|
||
|
if not from Hought, at least from some less clever, parenthetic
|
||
|
thought, and it seemed very friendly and like happy in an
|
||
|
overwholmnong way.
|
||
|
|
||
|
In blue shadows Pancapt spoke: "I know what I'm agonna do,"
|
||
|
he sez, wiggling the big gun right in front of my mouf. "I'm
|
||
|
agonna kill ya--yessiree. I think Wemmsmum, I mean Gemmsmumm,
|
||
|
dang-it, I mean to say Wemm Scum deserves ta be tortured to
|
||
|
death, that right boys?"
|
||
|
|
||
|
No response from any quarter, but a hard light of pain
|
||
|
forming inside the gun and not-so-shyly exposing itself.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Yup. That's it. I'm gonna kill this sonofabitch, and
|
||
|
butcher his robot, too..."
|
||
|
|
||
|
"I'm not a robot," protested PeV, and CHING! sounded a sound
|
||
|
a soun a so against his hide, and PeV fell silent. My head
|
||
|
really hurt, let me tell you, and I was really depressed. I was
|
||
|
profoundly in despair that my entire life had led up to this,
|
||
|
getting beaten to death, or wrapped up in the painfield I
|
||
|
gathered was coming from his gun.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Now you're agonna like this, real good," the Captain was
|
||
|
saying, his houghtawful accent getting thicker and the filmframe
|
||
|
I was stuck in getting stupider and darker and totally in my
|
||
|
head.
|
||
|
|
||
|
It was totally in my head.
|
||
|
|
||
|
You are totally in my head.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Tumor head.
|
||
|
|
||
|
I blinked and looked up, for the Captain had stopped. I
|
||
|
figured for a moment he was discouraged from his little act by
|
||
|
the absence of response from the other cops--normally as
|
||
|
responsive as some dumb fantasy of a crowd of alien policemen in
|
||
|
some idiotic, precious, self-indulgent, scintillating yarn about
|
||
|
a crowd of other cops cleverly embedded in robotlike emotional
|
||
|
behavior in the context of a searlingly personal emotive fantasy
|
||
|
blarn.
|
||
|
|
||
|
But I notice, too, that the little light in the core of the
|
||
|
torture gun had gone dull red, and I noticed also in instant
|
||
|
playback--one of the many special talients the Chemuttee'd spond
|
||
|
into me that didn't seem to work on cue--that the Captain's last
|
||
|
words had been sliced away in a series of shrill staccatto
|
||
|
stutters--like "stutters tutter utte ut t! tchee! tchee! techee!
|
||
|
Techee! tchee! techee! hk! hk! hk! k? k? k? k? h- h- h- h-," if
|
||
|
I may represent it so.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Well, I may not be able to represent it so reprehensibly, so
|
||
|
I can just reprevent any retroverntuality of referent by spating
|
||
|
blumply that the Captain had shut up.
|
||
|
|
||
|
In fact, all was perfectly silent, and I felt a lot better,
|
||
|
except when I looked up there was a blue tint to the light and
|
||
|
the air seemed viscous and reluctant to move, and everyone was
|
||
|
stone still. Pancoptain stood there with his mouf open and his
|
||
|
gun cocked; PeV floated nearby, a gouge in his side; the other
|
||
|
cops were back there, no doubt waiting for their next stupid
|
||
|
pantiomime cue--except they seemed in a bit of a oilsmoke
|
||
|
glaze back there; and even more a smokey glaze was the frozen
|
||
|
|
||
|
image of the Hophond panulet overhead. It wasn't so much no it
|
||
|
wasn't so much that the palanept's ionization fires were
|
||
|
still--and they were almost still--as that as that that the
|
||
|
screen itself was having trouble, its electronscan blooping slow
|
||
|
as ishnolmuck across the vast screen.
|
||
|
|
||
|
I was moving kind of slowly myself, rather worn out from
|
||
|
watching my life washing my life washing my life whooshing my
|
||
|
lifeaway, and now this minueet of silence doing nothing to
|
||
|
clarify nothing to clarify nothing, and I was staring at the
|
||
|
Captain's face and thinking if it would explode when I readed out
|
||
|
to touch it, and wondering if I could move my limbs, when two
|
||
|
hands appeared--pink and swift and lively--from behind the
|
||
|
captain's head and made little wiggle-ears.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Blay-ya-ya-ya-yaaaa!" said a muffled voice. And at this
|
||
|
previewed new character altogether--a functionary, it came to
|
||
|
later-would-seem, of the Galticos, a rich and enervated
|
||
|
multilayered sort of sfumato character who deserves musch more of
|
||
|
a dusty nintroductium than I have ever even been able macht
|
||
|
to-ford o-here * here-here--a Nerd Sceintist peeped out
|
||
|
mischievously from dniheb, and I started ppargling rof eht nug,
|
||
|
but he already hads it.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"That won't work," he said with this awful smugly cheer.
|
||
|
"C'mere."
|
||
|
|
||
|
He was trotting to a small hole in the floor, making little
|
||
|
dancy-pamtomimicking doodles o' comere, so I staggered after him
|
||
|
in an endless series of double takes. PeV and the Captain shone
|
||
|
in the air, and as I pushed my way through the hesitant corridors
|
||
|
of air and began to follow this divergent Sceintist--or Sceitnist
|
||
|
as he came to later be preferred to call, don't-you-no--down
|
||
|
tunnel after tunnel as in a nightmare Teesdian Borer Craft, the
|
||
|
oil smoke formed around them and they waited there, the Captain
|
||
|
with his hand holding nogun, and everyone clearly stunned, and
|
||
|
even the big screen overhead apparently having more trouble with
|
||
|
its beams as time went on.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"Except that time is not going on," explained the
|
||
|
Sceintist, once we'd gotten down to his smelly little QBhole, and
|
||
|
he actually tore off his clothes--breakaway nerd garments
|
||
|
yet, and sat down and scratched himself and farted and farted and
|
||
|
put his feet up and grinned.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"You're so special," he said, and I was wishing for the
|
||
|
Captain's gun again gun.
|
||
|
"You're a detective, huh?" and I hemmed and hawed and said
|
||
|
Aw and rolled my head shyly and dug my pigeon toes into the
|
||
|
hothot sand.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"I knew it," he said, and I knew he'd say I knew it he said.
|
||
|
|
||
|
"The Captain's mind is uh mush," the Sceitnist noted, and I
|
||
|
really did have to agree. "Siddown, for Houghsake," and I
|
||
|
saddown. "Yes, everyteem I freeze time around him I tend to
|
||
|
pinch out just a little piece of his mind. I keep them there," a
|
||
|
bottle of pieces of the Captain's mind, which will never be
|
||
|
described pending lucrative offer that I can't refuse...
|
||
|
|
||
|
"I can't helpt it," confessed my nude nerd, splaying his
|
||
|
hands out wide--in stoptime you can apparently spray your han
|
||
|
zout fantasy-wide in stoptime.
|
||
|
"I love to move him around and you know chip things away when
|
||
|
he's frozen. When you start time again, little pieces of your
|
||
|
mind--chwemg!--just fling away. It just totally fucks up your
|
||
|
calculations, you see. With net result of mush, you see."
|
||
|
|
||
|
"What about all those other cops?"
|
||
|
|
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"Well, that'sa easy to see," says the mad Sceintist
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archetypally with a hint of disappointmentce. "They obey the
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Captain; they take their cue from the Captain; in a significant
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meaner of spanking their minds are the Captain's..." he waited
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hopefully, and I thought I might better may should oughta speak,
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see, or be caught in an oilsmoke of notime forever on the
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galactichip with a naked nerd sceintist chasing me round. Or
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else have pieces of my mind flayed off. Or go back to being gung
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down by that mushhub back upstairs.
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Jeez.
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"So the result is this gaggle of turkeys," I said, trying to
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sound confident, thrust too suddenly into this classic detective
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situation.
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"Yes, or 'gaggle of murkies,' as I--quoting U--come later to
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be ater to be qolled, preferred to call, that is. Yes, they've
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gotten quite imitative," the Sceintist said musingly, not exactly
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satisfied with my performance, but at least diverted by now.
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"These ships," I said impulsively, suddenly not giving a
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damn. "They're pretty isolated one from another, huh? I figured
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as much." It explained why everyone on board was as loony as
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hell--and why the Sceintist's evil scheming hasn't been much
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detected by anyone muchalive.
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I swallowed. Everything disappeared and I was back in
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place, but the others were still frozen.
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Fantasy, you know.
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"No? There--you see what it's like? You can feel it
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flinging off?"
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And I could indeed. He had had his will of me and would
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have some more. It was time to negotiate.
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"What do you want, O Nerd Sceintist?"
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Suicidal though it was, this formulation evidently tickled
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him as real detective derring-do.
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"I want you to go down there and get the girl."
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"'Get the girl.' Are you kidding?"
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"Don't bullshit me, Quuluur. I know the score. Get your
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kid before she's dead and I'll give you your little girl back to
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youryou."
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"You're mad."
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"Lucky I didn't compute that last."
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"I understand it's dangerous."
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"O, terribly so." Gulp! and we were back in his hidden pad.
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I did indeed feel little flicks of sanity flinging off. I
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averted my eyes so as not to see if his brainbottle'd filleder
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up.
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"I'll go," I said. "Just, would you stop chipping pieces of
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my mind so I can find her? It's what I came here to do."
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"I know," he said with abrupt rudenext, now bedecked in some
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sort of totally fantastic, ultrashaped, excessively sculpted,
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fantastically ugly apogee of festooned tackiness--some purple and
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gold uniform he'd designed and made himself, which grotesquely
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enlarged his cock, so he could parade around the ship in his
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madness, and I realized that simply being in stoptime might just
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make you mad.
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Just look at that hat. I had to get out of this soon.
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"I'll bring her."
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"Splendid."
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"And you'll rejuvenate her."
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"Grand."
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"And you'll be famous, great, galactically recognized, etc."
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"Ah!"
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"And assume a post or wherever I assume you're bucking for
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apost."
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"I'm bucking for a post, uh-huh."
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Pause. "So how do we do it, sir?" My hought he was
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elegant-lost!
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"We'll just make it seem like a good idea to the Captain.
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I've got the implant all ready ready inside."
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I was sick at heart at the fetid decadence of the galactic
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types. Made you understand the Hophs' desire for something
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purer, huh? Yes, I was growing. This adventure was a true
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learning experience for me, like another tripdown into death.
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Kirk Hampton
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DEAD END FRIEND
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Dead end alley.
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Inside--shadows.
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Surrounding buildings--mountains
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In the alley, in the dark,
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someone curses.
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In the alley, in the dark
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someone has nowhere to go.
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Where alley meets sidewalk
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someone's friend keeps vigil,
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so thus confined within
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someone can hurt no stranger.
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Within,
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a garbage can
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smashes the wall.
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Within
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only loud sounds,
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but no clear vision
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in such deep shadows.
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At the edge of the alley,
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the sentinel looks tired.
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"He'll get over it,"
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a whisper
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under the crashes and curses.
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"He'll get over it, always has.
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Let him be. Let us be."
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Dead end alley.
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Just out of the shadow,
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someone's friend keeps a tired vigil.
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Richard Fein
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The End
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