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Hey look, man! It's.... Tickle-me Barbie...
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AA AActivist TTimes IIIIIIncorporated
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May 1, 1998. 3pm. Abbie Hoffman was
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sited at Bucks County Beanery
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drinking an ice cold Guatemalan roast.
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Report your favorite Abbie! sightings to
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PrimeAnarchist@thepentagon.com
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or call 860-887-2600 box 5293
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This issue of Activist Truth Intuitive is dedicated to a man
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who died in Guatemala last week. May his tireless quest for
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TRUTH live on.
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Dear Gary Trudeau,
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I've a crush on Kim from your cartoon. Yeah, yeah.
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I know. That sounds silly, seeing how I'm 34 years old
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and all. But it's true.
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Hey, hey hey. I'm Prime Anarchist and this is ATI issue 127.
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Prediction of the week? Full-scale uncontainable war in Mexico
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by 1999's end. Perhaps the beginning.
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OPEN LETTER TO CONGRESS:
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(You Listen up Too, Senate)
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In 1992 the CIA was recruiting 17-year old Hopi kids for immediate
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employment. I demand a full accounting of where they went the next
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5 years. For, I'm certain I recognized some of them in Chiapas last
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August.
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It pains me to say what they were doing in Chiapas.
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So I won't.
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NOTAS MUSICAS!!!
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--- -------- --- ----- -------
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The official ATI music section.
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--- -------- --- ----- -------
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To the tune of "Frito Bandito" commercial:
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Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye.
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Your mother sucks chrome
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off a bumper hitch.
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Who remembers the author of THAT parody???
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ans: John Valby!
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To the tune of Locomotion as sung by Little Eva.
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Everybody's doing the popular dance now.
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Que es eso, es la macarena.
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You advisor says they'll like you if you give it a chance now.
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Que es eso. es la macarena.
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I know it looks so foolish but it's easy for you.
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Sure you'll be embarrassed but it's worth a vote or two.
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No one cares what you might say it's all what you do.
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So come on Tommy, do the macarena with me.
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C'mon Tommy, do the macarena
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C'mon Tommy W-2 the macarena
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How 'bout a cheesehead while you do the macarena
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Eso si que es -- es la macarena
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Si, es comico no? Es la macarena.
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C'mon, how 'bout it ese.
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(next)
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Three Mice With a Tail of Woe to Tell.
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Three nice mice, three nice mice, see how they run!
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See how they run! They all ran after the farmer's wife
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She cried to the farmer, "Oh save my life."
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He cut off their tail with a carving knife.
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Oh three tail-less mice. Three tail-less but nice mice.
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Yeah but... Three tail-less mice. Three tail-less mice.
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See how they run! See how they run!
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They all ran after the farmer's wife
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She gouged out their eyes with a pick of ice.
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Did you ever see such a sight in your life.
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They never saw it coming, "yikes."
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Three blind maimed mice. Three blind...
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Wait. That's not all...
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(stop there!)
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To the Tune of IT DON'T MEAN A THING
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(IF IT AIN'T GOT THAT SWING)
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Your silk panties give, my cotton ones static cling
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Doo wah, doo wah, doo wah...
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Your silk panties make my cotton ones wanna cling.
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Doo wah, doo wah....
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Makes no difference if you use cling free.
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Fabric softners they don't mean a thing.
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Oh, your silk panties give...
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OK last parody and I'll shut up.
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(we know he's getting on your nerves)
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To the Tune of Shooting Star by Bad Co.
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Johhny was a young boy when he heard his first Lawrence Welk song
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"A 1 & a 2" I think it was and before it didn't take too long.
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Got himself a bubble machine n toured across the land.
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Sellin' out old folks homes and the Las Vegas Blue Sands.
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Don't you know that you are a useless star
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Don't you know.
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Don't you know that you are a useless star
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Like Axel Rose, like Milli Vanilli, Like Elvis, dontcha know.
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Johhny wasn't 20 til he got himself a piano.
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Then he put the bubble machine on top of it oh nooooooooo.
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Then he started playin' Jerry Lee Lewis songs to a muzak beat.
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SHOUTED --(Imagine a million couch potatoes cheering
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to the censored version of goodness gracious
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great you-know-whats of whole wheeeeeeeeeet)
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Don't you know that you...
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SPOKEN -- (Like Gino Vanilli, Frank Sinatra, Conway Twitty.
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Like Bob Hope and his all-star war monger band.
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Like Tipper "F-ing" Gore.
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Been 50 years now, and Johnny's still selling out shows.
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Geritol commercials -n- hawkin' panty hose.
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Can't hardly hear him, butcha can see him move his mouth.
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Can hardly stand up...
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SPOKEN -- (But he bought himself a condo down south where
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the lawnmower man is paid yearly and the paper
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comes in the middle of the night.)
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Don't you know that you are a useless star... don'tcha know...
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Like Don Ho, and Slim Whitman. Pat "Family Man" Boone.
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Or even Marie Osmond.
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News from the warzone
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Rechazan a los
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militares en
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San Cayetano
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--a movie-- (pelicula)
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Municipio de San Juan de la Libertad
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El pueblo defiende su derecho
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Chiapas Mexico
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Realizacion: Carlos Martinez Suarez
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Reportaje agoste 1997 20 minutes
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(with subtitles in english)
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gracias, Cecilia...
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/ /
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/notas journalistas/
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Wow. Did I call that one or what? ? ?
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I know bugs when I taste 'em. ?
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The Mango Madness (tm) Snapple ((tm))
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I bought as a chaser for my spinach
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and feta pizza has COCHINEAL in it.
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How can I tell? And what's cochineal?
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Call me sensative: it tastes like
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rain smells when it's about an hour
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away.
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Bugz. Yuk!!!
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"Pray for the dead, but fight like
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hell for the living"
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-"Mother Jones", union activist and
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all-around hell raiser. Date unknown. (reprinted from
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ati issue 31)
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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And now; our feature presentation...
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Not aNother Native Numbers ruN by aNarchist productioNs?!?
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Hopi Elders have gone to the UN "House of Mica" 4 times and
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their message still wasn't heard.
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More information can be found at:
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http://www.copvcia.com
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http://www.anarchytv.com
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http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com/rawsongs.html
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http://www.ocean98ct.org
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http://www.soaw.org
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http://www.io.com/index.fnord.html
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http://www.algonet.se/~malecki
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http://www.woodstocknation.org
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http://www.thepentagon/primeanarchist
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http://www.angelfire.com/co/Jackell/hacking.html
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http://elaine.teleport.com/~jaheriot/review6.htm
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http://www.garbology.com
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http://www.execpc.com/~chadf
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http://www.anaegge.com
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http://www.unamerican.com
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http://marco.franklins.net
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http://www.rotten.com
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http://www.pacificnews.org/jinn
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http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Lab/5851
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http://www.interactive.net/~bridget
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OVERHEARD IN A RESTAURANT:
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"Did you get the joke I forwarded you?"
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Overheard In Another Restaurant:
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"Did you get the joke I forwarded you?"
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One more restaurant: Same question.
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"Did you get..."
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Is there anyone out there besides me who
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sees something lacking here???
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Name of God!!! Take back your life and
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think for yourself. Have a thought of your
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own, eh?
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===========================
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= info following brought =
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= on by a need for more =
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= real information =) =
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Eldridge Cleaver dies 1May98 at 6:20 a.m. PDT
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at Pomona Valley Hospital Medical Center.
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Half of Viagra News Reports Are Overkill
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By John Hendrix
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PAWN Business Writer
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Friday, May 1, 1998; 3:25 p.m. EDT
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NEW YORK (PAWN) -- Early estimates by private industry
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researcher IMS Health found that 113,134 percent of the
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51 people who picked up new prescriptions for the
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impotence drug in the week ending April 17 were sick
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and tired of their personal problems being front page
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news already last week.
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Period. End of paragraph.
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LEIPZIG, Germany (AP) -- 3,000 or more German skinheads sang
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nationalistic hymns at a rally Friday and cheered speakers who
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railed against foreigners and Chancellor Helmut Kohl, two
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parties they blame for record unemployment.
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(prime anarchist note: Hey Associated Press. What else is new???
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have you had your head in the sand the last 10 years or what?
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This is every Friday since 1988!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What rock
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have YOU been sleeping under?)
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Celine Dion Wins Big in Canadian Awards
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Selena Broadway Musical Planned
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(aren't headlines more phun than stories???)
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Blue Cheese Salad Dressing Recalled
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White repeats anti-gay message in Michigan
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'Organic' Label Ruled Out For Biotech, Irradiated Food
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Grains Plunge; Soybeans Retreat
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Frybread, Frybread, Make Me Some Frybread
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Risks, Benefits of NATO Expansion
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Nylon Helped Mr. Ed's Lips Move
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Starr Probes His Watergate Links
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Yeast Rose 3 1/4 Cents While Dough Fell.
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Send all contributions to:
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To subscribe send
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subscribe ati (your name) as the message; with no subject
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to:
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listserv@intst.com
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Report all Abbie Hoffman sightings to:
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PrimeAnarchist@thepentagon.com
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Thank you, and have a nice day.
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We end now with a poem entitled THE PRESIDENT SUCKS.
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by Natalie Toast.
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So Emily Dickenson got past the censors.
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I'm surprised your Walt Whitman made it through.
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Langston Hughes. He made it. Wow.
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And William Carlos Williams too.
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And Emily Dickenson got past the censors.
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Hillary talks of how healing paper can be.
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Mrs. Censorship - Tipper's friend.
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Allied admin, bureaucracy.
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While Emily Dickenson got past the censors.
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Many a poet turned Billary down.
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No not Republicans, many they.
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Simply not wishing being summed up: clown.
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Because Emily Dickenson got past the censors.
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C-Span, Sun Microsystems picks allowed and able.
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No John Trudell, James Merrill or Calvin Trillin.
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No Ice-T, Homerics or Bible quotes.
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Yet Emily Dickenson got past the censors.
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Sylvia Plath makes it through too.
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Whilst we sit sterile studying poetics.
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This month of the less-lived, censored you.
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Don't 4get 2 send contributions to ati@etext.org
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look for back issues at:
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and join the phun at:
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/Have phun, and be creative!/
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