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SAY IT AIN'T SO, JIM. By Prime Anarchist. 11-01-01.
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You know what really sucks? Jim Palmer, yeah
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Mr. Late Great.
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He no longer looks like the athlete he was/is.
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He looks like the used car dealer from Hell. Yes, I
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swear. Allah as my witness. Yawveh strike me dead, I
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saw him hawking 35th-mortgage homeowner loan-refinancings
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during station ID on the Rosie O'Donnell show.
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You know, if you're in debt up to your teeth
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sell us your nuts, we'll keep all your eggs in OUR
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basket.
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Yeah, Jim Palmer for the Money Tree Store.
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I think I'll call him Cerberus, the Barking
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Man with Three Toupees.
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- 2 -
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\ actvst \
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Activist Times, Inc. issue 101.
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The airborne issue.
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101% US made. And proud of it.
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Love it or turn the page...
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OK, we'll start with our usual numbers run and then on to prime
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anarchist world news tonite.
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#'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s
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11-02-1997 (11 yrs ago today is
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was supertuesday!!!) #'s #'s #'s
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###'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s
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http://www.t-web.com/theory.htm
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brought to you by the internet, where browsing is a fine art.
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If you have a shortwave:
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41m 7.585 midnite to noon
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41m 7.285 10pm to 5pm
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19m 15.05 5pm to midnite
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brought 2 u by radio for peace international.
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http://mediafilter.org/MFF/CIA_Dope_Calypso.html
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brought to you by Allen Ginsberg.
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
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brought to you by a quest to know...
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I see trees and weeds
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And apple seeds
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All wishing
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They were
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Bees.
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PEPSI CANS AND PEAVEY AMPS. A poem by Marco Capelli (c) 1999
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Peanut Butter prohibited.
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Protein, fat.
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Meat is best, better than
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Butter.
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Better, not bitter.
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Meat, eat. Gnash-Gulash.
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Spinach.
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Yum.
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Spinach and peanut butter.
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Why cringe?
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Spinach and PB - PB & S.
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Peanut butter and spinach???
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Hmm.....
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Mmm...
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Cottage cheese, please.
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Loud raucous rock-n-roll music.
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Tastes good.
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Taste better than the plasma and
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Saline I ate yesterday afternoon.
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$15.
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Mooncheese.
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Meunster.
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Fun with food/
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Rock-n-roll.
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8-)(-8 8-)(-8 8-)(-8 8-)(-8
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So why DID Perry Farrel thunkup Lollapalooza???
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L- began in July 1991 as the farewell tour for Jane's Addiction. Farrell
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wanted to do something special in the group's honor. So, in May of that
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year, Farrel and a few others - agents Marc Geiger and Don Muller, Jane's
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Addiction's co-manager Ted Gardner, and Stuart Ross - began planning
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for the tour, adding seven bands, food, local crafts, art displays - an
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extravaganza unlike any ever attempted before. They pulled it off... and
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the rest, as they say, is history. The band played twenty-eight shows
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that year, and the whole thing was a resounding success. In fact the
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first three years it was the only major festival listed in ALL billboard
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"genres" that turned a profit.
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Spin Magazine called L- "One of the most innovative and successful
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concert tours of the decade." Rolling Stone dubbed it the "Tour of the
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Decade." Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers admitted it was "The most
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fun tour I've ever been on." It all adds up to the fact that the L-
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Festival is acknowledged as THE ANNUAL ALTERNATIVE CULTURE EVENT.
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This is a long overdue rhetorical prime anarchist question:
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THAN WHY IS IT SO COMMERCIAL NOW???
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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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Prime Anarchist
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world newz 2nite
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SEPARATISTS SAY CONVICTIONS WON'T END THEIR QUEST FOR THE WORLD'S
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LARGEST HAMBURGER.
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by Eduardo "Lacto-Ovo" Montes. Special to PAWN.
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Alpine, TEX. - Members of the green separatist Republic of Texas movement
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don't expect their dream of a giant beef-burger to suffer since two of
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their leaders were found guilty of organized-crime charges.
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They maintain that they've never stopped meeting and working
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sausage grinders and slaughterhouses day and nite in 4 states, since
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their fearless leader, Richard "shoot-em-up-eat-em-up-yum" McLaren,
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was arrested after an armed standoff against 285 longhorn steers and
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14 brahma bulls.
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"We're going to kick Whitecastle NewYork's ass," said Shoot-em
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of the world's second largest beefburger's founding spot and the home
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of the first annual summer festival devoted entirely to hamburger.
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"And then we're coming after YOU, Wisconsin."
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This Montes/McLaren interview took place over free 72 oz
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steaks in Amarillo Texas Tuesday.
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KEIKO HAVING TONSILS REMOVED
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Can a killer whale say ahhhh???
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Keiko of "Free Willy" fame will be poked and prodded by
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the same marine experts in Newport Ore., what did Reagan's
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brain surgery in 1983.
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After the notorious ocean-dwelling nocturnal creature
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loses his tonsils he'll be force-fed ice-cream, jello, Kraft
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mac-n-cheese (tm) and a liquified substance known as spammaise (tm)
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made from ground up chuck, fish, horse tonsils, sawdust (tm),
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watermelon rhinds and egg-whites in an effort to get rid of
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his tapeworms at the same time, so as to save US taxpayers
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a record $1.35 (that's one dollar, and thirty-five cents.)
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TOO MANY POLICE DEPARTMENTS HAVE STOCKED UP ON WHITE PHOSPHORUS GRENADES
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Sacramento, CALIF - White Phosphorus has bolstered the arsenals of
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police in 23 states as part of a massive flow of surplus military gear.
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Now one of the nation's biggest police departments, Los Angeles says
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it was a big mistake and it's sending its grenades back to the
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military.
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More than 6,400 surplus grenades - which are by the way, too
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heavy to throw far enough so the patrolperson doesn't risk getting
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hot burning white speckles on his or her uniform - went to law
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enforcement agencies between Oct. 1, 1996 and Sept. 30, 1997 according
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to the Federal Defense Logistics Agency in Washington.
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Some question whether military weapons, particular
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White Phosphorus, uranium tipped 100mm howitzer shells, bazukkas,
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50 cal. machine guns with tumbler rounds and gold plated silver
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Chinese throwing stars have any place in civilian law enforcement.
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"We can imagine no circumstances whatsoever where it would
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be appropriate for a local police agency to put an item like the
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white phosphorus grenade on the end of a police officer," said J.
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Crew, an ACLU attorney.
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The LAPD had added 42 of these grenades over recent years, but
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is giving them all back this week.
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"The main reason we're sending them back," said Cmdr Rick
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Dinse, "because (sic) the department has no use for them."
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Dinse, a Harvard graduate himself; also noted that more
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than half his patrolpersons went to public schools and he was very
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concerned about where on the body these grenades would be attached.
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"Right there up high on the left breast," said Dinse, "hangin'
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next to the tear gas."
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===+===+===+===+===
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Wallingford, CONN. (this one's for real) A parent complained to Parker
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Farms School officials last month for using a dictionary which
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contains the word "fuck."
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School officials reviewed the Merriam-Webster dictionary and
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replaced them with more "appropriate" dictionaries for library and
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classroom use.
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nd nw: ///:::///:::\\\:::\\\
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Phillips Magnavox for
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///WEB-TV!!!///:::///
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You pay just $199.99!!
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Yeah, plus 19.98 shipping and handling.
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And don't forget 19.99 a month. Oh, and $100
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if you want a keyboard to type on. But don't worry,
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if you get 6 months right up front (that's $120!!!)
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MagnaPhil will give you a hundred dollar rebate.
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But don't think about all that, you can just pro-rate
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all that just by calling our 1-900 # and pay 58$ a month
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for the next year or two.
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Reminded me of General Selectric, er uh, I mean Disney
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World when I was a little kid.
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A half hour of televangelo-marketing so powerful
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(Kn u sy mega-info-tainment-mercial???) no one should be able
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to leave their television if even to relieve themselves.
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My opinion? The last TV thing more powerful than this
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invasion of your living room was HG Wells' fault. That's right
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War of the Web-TV. War of the Worlds. Wow.
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Sears is facing bankruptcy court just like Coke and
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Citibank. And guess how they're a-gon' bail the selves out?
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"Do you sell WebTV by Magnapox," I asked the guy on
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the other end at Sears technology department.
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"Yeah we sur'nuff do. Got people lookin' at it right now."
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Can you say blow out?
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I can say the new dark ages is on its way.
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/-\/-\/-\/-\
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/This anarcho\
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\rant brought/
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/2 u by ATI. \
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\not just a /
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/news organ. \
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\It's the rag/
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/read round \
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\the world. /
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\-/\-/\-/\-/
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You can get a free issue of ATI at your local newstand. If they
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don't have a copy you can send
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SUBSCRIBE ATI
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to
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listserv@brazerko.com
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unsubscribing is just as easy. And for back issues go to:
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
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or
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alt.society.ati on usenet.
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subscription information?
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Not on your life!!!
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More'n u can shake a stick at.
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About once a week and free.
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That's all you get.
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We end with a poem as per usual. And why? Because poetry is
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all you have left. Lemme tell ya. Look around. Nothing but
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poetry. Oh you didn't notice it at first, huh? That's
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because as they say in SCHOOLS, "you's swimmin' in it."
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JOURNAL POME 30
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Quote: "I get to do something
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For a living that if I
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Wasn't doing it for money
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I'd do it anyways." -- Lyle Lovett
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Safe and warm.
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Fritos and popcorn entrenched
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In my couch. Nothing agrees with
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Stomach more than peanut butter
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And banana on toasted
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Whole wheat bread.
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Deli & Dawgs Diner -- would you eat there???
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Violence impacted to society;
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Embedded in life.
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No capo, slide, fuzz pedal or
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Delay - no fingerpicks or
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Teleprompter, just play.
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Eugene O'Neill wallops the skipper
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With words and rocks the boat,
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Frank Sinatra "does it [his] way"
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Rooted in divine inspiration,
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He claims.
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Apple falls on head and
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Turns lightbulb on jouncing
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Thought, slurping coffee
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Like a pretentious snit.
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Jogging memory with a
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Jarful of Jolt cola.
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Orange lentils & linguini
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Lodged in a sore throat.
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Don't sop the heat of hot chili
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With cucumber; use bread: good buffer.
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Shelter Wagon is hospitality on a horse.
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Running from river to river
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Haven't seen hay for 30 miles:
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How come I have hayfever??
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Run chasing your shadow
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All morning; then you can
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Chase it home all afternoon.
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/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
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i was prime anarchist and this was ati,
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activist times, inc. happy halloween.
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get up troop. lazarus done it. get back
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to life...
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