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M U S I C R E V I E W
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by marco capelli
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Lilith Fair. Hartford. July '97.
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Wow.
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Great.
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C U L I N A R Y R E V I E W
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by marco capelli
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Veggie Max Sandwich.
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Blimpies. Anytown. USA.
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Kinda sux.
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But
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It'll do
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For now.
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OK. This is about all for ATI87. I'll leave you with this poem dedicated to
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the revolution in the Congo. Is it any wonder there's some oil down there?
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THE OIL MYTH.
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(c) 1998. Prime H. Anarchist
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Wars and rumors of war
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Oil and rumors of oil
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I've got a girl for you tonite,
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I tell Dennis Rodman;
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After the game,
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You know
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You and her...
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"Is she UGGGGGLY?" is his
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Only question -
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For beauty, is an asset.
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Can be measured, manipulated manhandled
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& capitalized upon.
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Mr. Speaker, I say, Mr. Prez, Mrs. Prez:
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I yield my thyme and beg to reserve
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It back just long enough to
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Tell you about a
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New small country.
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Looking for democracy, freedom,
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Help from US, advisors, politicians,
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Maybe help to someday grow big and
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S T R O N G
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Through open, American monitored
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Elections.
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Are they oil-less, you ask me.
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They ask me, she asks me.
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Mrs. Speaker, for oil is an asset.
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Can be sized, sounded for, measured,
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Sucked, raped and capitalized upon.
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'Cause if she ugggggly---
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Won' give her my time no how.
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For if they LACK oil,
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We're JUS' nah INTRIST'D.
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Oil
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And rumors
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Of oil.
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