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SHIT HAPPENS
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GHOST SHIT - The kind where you feel the shit come out, have shit on the
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toilet paper, but there's no shitin the toilet.
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CLEAN SHIT - The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but
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there is nothing on the toilet paper.
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WET SHIT - The kind where you wipe your ass 50 times and it still
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feels unwiped. So you have to put some toilet paper between your ass
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and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a brown stain.
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SECOND WAVE SHIT - The kind where you're done shitting, you've already
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wiped your ass and pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize
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that you have to shit some more.
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POP A VAIN IN YOUR HEAD SHIT - The kind where you strain so much to
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get it out you feel like you practically have a stroke.
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RICHARD SIMMONS SHIT - The kind where you shit so much you feel
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like you lost at least 30 pounds.
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CORN SHIT - Self explanatory.
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LINCOLN LOG SHIT - The kind of shit that is so huge that you are
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afraid that it will not flush down unless you break it into pieces
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with the toilet brush.
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DRINKER'S SHIT - The kind of shit that you have in the morning after
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a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid
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mark left on the bottom of the toilet.
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GEE I WISH I COULD SHIT, SHIT - The kind where you want to shit but
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all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
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SPINAL TAP SHIT - The kind where it hurts so much coming out that
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you swear that it was leaving you sideways.
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WET CHEEK SHIT - The kind that comes out of your ass so fast that
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your ass cheeks get splashed with toilet water.
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QUICK SHIT - The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of
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your ass and splatters all over the inside of the toilet bowl and
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under the toilet seat.
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MEXICAN FOOD SHIT - A class all of it's own.
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OTTOMAN SHIT - The kind where to odor creeps out of the bathroom and
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throughout the building to make everyone sick or near evacuation.
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