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Yes, here are the ways that you can
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spot a computer geek without any
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problem. They are usually between the
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ages of 10 and 14, have Atari or
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Commodore vic-20 or C-64 computers and
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May even run an Atari or C-64 Board.
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CAN HARDLY WAIT TO
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GET CENTIPEDE II, WHICH YOU AND
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I KNOW WILL NEVER COME OUT.
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LOVE TO LEECH NEW WAREZZ
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FROM THE LOCAL NET WORKS AROUND
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INHABIT THE DIAL-YOUR-
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MATCH BOARDS THINKING THEY WILL SOME-
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DAY FIND THE RIGHT WOMAN/MAN/CREATURE
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IN THEIR LIFE.
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LIKE TO GET THEIR THRILLS
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OFF OF STRIP POKER AND STRIP POKER II
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EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT PART
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OF THE BODY IS WHAT.
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LIKE TO LOG ON A BOARD
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AND TRY TO CRASH IT OVER AND OVER, EVEN
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THOUGH THEY GAVE THEIR REAL NAME AND
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PHONE NUMBER TO THE .
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WILL POST, "I'M GOING TO
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CRASH YOUR BOARD!", WHEN THEY ARE USING
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THEIR REAL NAMES.
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WOULD NEVER DELETE THEIR
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COPY OF CENTIPEDE JUST IN CASE
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ANOTHER ONE NEEDS A COPY.
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: ' GAMES LIST
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INCLUDES AC AN (ONE OF THEIR BEST)
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RESCUE RAIDERS, AND DONKEY KONG.
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WOULD JUMP AT THE CHANCE
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TO BUY A SCOTT ADAMS ADVENTURE AT HALF
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PRICE.
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: RESPECT AND WOULD
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NEVER PIRATE ANYTHING FROM SCOTT ADAMS.
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DON'T LIKE LOWER CASE
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BECAUSE IT'S TOO SMALL TO READ.
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: PUPILS ARE KNOWN TO
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HAVE SHRUNK TO 1/8TH THE NORMAL SIZE.
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WILL TAKE AND PRINTOUT
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THIS FILE HUNDREDS OF TIMES AND GIVE
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IT TO THEIR FRIENDS.
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: GOVERN THEIR LIVES BY
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TEXT-FILES.
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: WILL
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CAPUTRE ALL THE FEATURES IN A AND
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THEN THEM THINKING THEY ARE NEW
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GAME SOFTWARE.
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HAVE SOUPED UP THEIR
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MODEMS SO THEY CAN GO 300 .
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: KNOW THE EXACT TIME
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IT TAKES TO TRANSFER A FILE AT 300
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PRAISE CONSTRUCTIVE
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CRITISISM AND ADMIRE PEOPLE WHO GIVE
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IT TO THEM.
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THINK THAT A 3 SECTOR
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FILE ON CRACKING WILL SHOW THEM HOW TO
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BE A PRO.
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ARE USUALLY INORMANTS OF
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, PRINT, ELL -&.
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HAVE MEMORIZED ALL THE
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LINES IN STAURDAY NIGHT FEVER AND ARE
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WAITING FOR PART 3.
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DON'T KNOW THAT THE DOOBIE
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BROTHERS BROKE UP, AND THEREFORE DON'T
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LIKE THEM.
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ARE IN LOVE WITH THE BEE-
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GEE'S.
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: THINK DISCO IS NOT
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DEAD AND THAT IT WILL MAKE A COMEBACK
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IN THE LATE 2000'S.
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GO TO THE POINTER SISTERS
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CONCERT
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: ARE AVID FANS OF THE
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OGER ITICER ILM ESTIVAL.
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THINK COMMUNISM IS A FORM
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OF ENTERTAINMENT.
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: THINK THAT THE ""
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IS A STATE.
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WATCH "REAL PEOPLE" SO
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THAT THEY CAN PICK UP TIPS ON HOW TO BE
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ONE.
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: , LIKE LOSERS, HAVE NO
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SOCIAL LIFE EXCEPT FOT THAT OF THE
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LOCAL FIRE-HIDRENT.
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THINK 1200 HASN'T
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BEEN INVENTED YET.
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THINK STANDS FOR IG
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ULGING CROTEMS.
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: THEREFORE LAUGH IF YOU
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MENTION THE WORD .
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