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Article 20263 of rec.humor:
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Path: ucdavis!ucbvax!ernie.Berkeley.EDU!tedrick
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From: tedrick@ernie.Berkeley.EDU (Tom Tedrick)
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Newsgroups: talk.politics.mideast,rec.humor
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Subject: Re: Confess That You Are A Rabbit
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Message-ID: <27327@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU>
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Date: 4 Jan 89 03:57:54 GMT
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Sender: usenet@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU
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Xref: ucdavis talk.politics.mideast:8460 rec.humor:20263
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It's nice to think that we could find the rabbit as quickly
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as the KGB, but really the story should go like this:
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NRO satellite photos show unidentified creature with long ears.
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Appears to be eating elongated orange object.
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NSA reports unusually high frequency of the character string "rabbit"
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in intercepted communications.
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High level governmental committee appointed to study the problem
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and make recommendations.
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State Department tries to get allied support for a preventative
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strike against attack rabbit network reported to have been
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recently activated.
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Delta force rumored to be hunting rabbits in Mojave Desert.
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CIA tries to infiltrate agents into target area. But station
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chief has cover blown by investigative reporter from
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the Iranian newspaper "Hares-bullah Star and Crescent".
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6th Fleet sets sail for Middle East on routine training mission,
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planned months in advance.
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Helicopter assault group gets lost in sandstorm, with heavy
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casualties resulting. Rabbits pose with corpses, proclaim
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a great victory.
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Air Force jets bomb rabbit hutch, hitting nearby chicken coop
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instead. Some jets lost to unknown enemy countermeasures,
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chicken feathers reported near engines of downed jets.
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Rabbit disappears into desert with badly scratched paw.
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Decides to become a pacifist and go into pharmaceutical business.
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